Drunk Sex

[calve]

Im seeing this girl tonight and I was thinking of drinking before we shag. Any recommendations as to, whats fun and enjoyable while tanked? Anything from fucking in the shower to the carpet, anything!!!

[Psycho4Bud]

Be carefull!

Whiskey Dick (noun)
A sexual state where the male partner can not ejaculate because of his excessive inebriation. (i.e. to drunk to fuck)

Sorry baby, I can't finish. I have whiskey dick.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Markay]

Yea haha, whiskey dick isnt the worst though, if she's hot enough, it will come eventually. You'll seem like you're good at fucking too!

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

Yea haha, whiskey dick isnt the worst though, if she's hot enough, it will come eventually. You'll seem like you're good at fucking too!

If she's hot enough? Not neccasarily (SP?) dude. If you are high when having sex though, you will cum in no time :) Having sex high is way better.. IMO of course.

[Markay]

Oh yeah I know you're drunk as fuck and cant feel much, but if you go fo 45 minutes she's gonna wanna come back. Get stoned and cum in like 2 that time! 8)

[JunkYard]

Be carefull!

Whiskey Dick (noun)
A sexual state where the male partner can not ejaculate because of his excessive inebriation. (i.e. to drunk to fuck)

Sorry baby, I can't finish. I have whiskey dick.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Haha, 'whiskey dick"...I haven't heard that term in years!

It happens, though. I've been a victim on more than many occassions./shrug

[bud bone]

get stoned not drunk. it feels better ........trust me and drinking is fo pussies

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I hate the smell of alcohol on a guy before sex. Total turn off :(

[hammertime]

drinking is for suckers who are brainwashed into not smoking the dank

[fikusroot]

Only have maybe 4 drinks and dont drink straight liquor. It will make you dehydrated.

[Dreadmantic]

I hate the smell of alcohol on a guy before sex. Total turn off :(

BIG TIME

[allrightname]

Drink also makes cum runnier so if your going w/o a condom pull out and give 'er a great big ol shot :D

[Nochowderforyou]

Whiskey Dick (noun)
A sexual state where the male partner can not ejaculate because of his excessive inebriation. (i.e. to drunk to fuck)


Been there man. Quite embarrasing when you can't even get a hard on from too much booze. :(

Just have a few drinks, then have sex on an uneven laundry load in the washer, then get tanked after your done. :D

[dutch.lover]

I don't really see why you would drink before sex. It's not gonna feel as good for you, and it would be embarrassing if you can't get hard. The best thing to do is get HER to drink (I am a chick so I'm not endorsing you taking advantage of her, what I mean is, I know by experience, girls are a lot more open to trying new or 'deviant' sexual things/positions if they are socially lubricated). PS: if you are drinking to feel more confident during sex, DON'T- she will see right through it.

[harris7]

poo

[dutch.lover]

You wish you could pound me in the ass. asshole.