how hot is too hot?

[MaryJaneScott]

Too Hot to Wear Pants

Today when I woke,
I could tell at first glance,
This summer day was too hot,
Too hot to wear pants.

Although she asked politely,
I ignored my mom's pleas.
How can I be expected to wear clothes,
When it's 90 degrees?

My cat looked surprised,
As he stared up from the floor.
But not as surprised as the salesman,
Who came to my door.

The paperboy was amused,
A smile overcame his frown,
I stood and read today's news,
Naked, from the waist down.

When the old man next door saw me,
He did a little dance,
Thankful that today is too hot,
Too hot to wear pants.

[wordddddd]

hahahaha

[crudemood]

omg *applauds* ENCORE

[Maui Wowie]

Lolicopters.

[Hempamasta]

That's awesome. It'd definately too hot to wear pants.

[420mory]

Too Hot to Wear Pants




The paperboy was amused,
A smile overcame his frown,
I stood and read today's news,
Naked, from the waist down.

When the old man next door saw me,
He did a little dance,
Thankful that today is too hot,
Too hot to wear pants.

LOL!

[Eshelmen]

yeah i`ve stripped only to boxers usally in my house, but every once in awhile my shlong hangs out from the no buttoned boxers.. sucks, but you get to say high to your friend moreoften;)

[Garden Knowm]

HUSSY!!

iloveyou

[MaryJaneScott]

**Update**

Caution!
Refusing to wear pants may result in sun-burnt legs!

ouch :(

[Bong30]

Sun burnt ...................third legs that is

[Garden Knowm]

Sun burnt ...................third legs that is


i have witnessed that.. it's BRUTAL!!

[Maui Wowie]

Crackily crack.

[notech]

Sun burnt ...................third legs that is

ROTFLMAO. . . . Nice one. . . . :thumbsup:

[MaryJaneScott]

I am still waiting for this third leg that you speak of to show itselfâ?¦ nothing so far.
But if I find it I'm sure I'm in for hours and hours of by-myself enjoyment.

for nowâ?¦
some simple (but important!!) math:

Sunburn + Hot showers = ouch! (and a few other, more colorful words)

[alexisonfire xo]

That was amazing.

[Garden Knowm]

MARY.. i saw you in pants today.. at the movies.. kissing that boy..

he had his tongue in your mouth!!!!!!!!!!

yuck

[harmonicminor]

Sun burnt ...................third legs that is

that must be like frying bacon naked :D

[muncheemama]

I am still waiting for this third leg that you speak of to show itselfâ?¦ nothing so far.
But if I find it I'm sure I'm in for hours and hours of by-myself enjoyment.

for nowâ?¦
some simple (but important!!) math:

Sunburn + Hot showers = ouch! (and a few other, more colorful words)
i wish i had a weiner...jus for a day....

[MaryJaneScott]

i wish i had a weiner...jus for a day....

i hear ya.
oh the games i'd play....

[dark0ne]

one of my freinds went to spain and was on a nude beach, she fell asleep laying on her stomach and burned her ass. man that was a funny phone call, mainly cause i was trippen on acid.