talking dirty

[muncheemama]

what kind of stuff do you people say??

[beachguy in thongs]

"Hey, muncheemama(s)."

That's usually about as profane as I get.

[smitty420]

sometimes my gf will be like fuck u and ill be like fuck u and shes like fuck u etc. and for some reason it turns her on ?

[friendowl]

i never got into the whole talking dirty thing
i prefer my ladies to be kind of shy about sex
but after they get naked they turn into freaks

i love it when females moan and start grunting for that nut
hips start moving in all directions sweat coming down
and that animal look in the eyes thats says "fuck me hard and dont stop"

but this one girl at my work when she says "hello" or "thank you"
my penis goes haywire i understand dirty talking

[hahaitsdoogle]

i never got into the whole talking dirty thing
i prefer my ladies to be kind of shy about sex
but after they get naked they turn into freaks

i love it when females moan and start grunting for that nut
hips start moving in all directions sweat coming down
and that animal look in the eyes thats says "fuck me hard and dont stop"

but this one girl at my work when she says "hello" or "thank you"
my penis goes haywire i understand dirty talking


Tottally DOOD!

[Marlboroman]

what kind of stuff do you people say??

Try it ans find out is what i say!:dance:

[Big Calhoun]

Usually my wife says something like, "Take out the garbage" or "Throw out that damn spit bottle". But during sex, no talking dirty. I could care less either way and she's one of those shy ones...was one of those shy ones... :thumbsup: :dance:

[muncheemama]

spit bottle...nice

My dad used to chew, and his spit bottle of choice was coke...I saw a few unknowing people take a big swig in hopes of enjoying a nice beverage...i feel a need to vomit just thinking about that...

[muncheemama]

Try it ans find out is what i say!:dance:
does that work for you? didnt think so

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

I don't talk dirty too much to my girl. She doesn't say much to me either. I do love when a girl moans and you can see that she wants it harder and more intense. Idk, dirty talk doesn't play a big role in the bed with me. Oh well.

[dion]

everytime i say something i sound like a goof, and I make my wife start to laugh and she says "ok no more of that now.", and i say "yes ma'am NOW PUT IT ON ME YOU DIRTY SLUT" and then she laughs some more and then it just takes that much longer to get into it..

oh well, i like being goofy.

Dion

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

everytime i say something i sound like a goof, and I make my wife start to laugh and she says "ok no more of that now.", and i say "yes ma'am NOW PUT IT ON ME YOU DIRTY SLUT" and then she laughs some more and then it just takes that much longer to get into it..

oh well, i like being goofy.

Dion

LMAO!! haha dude, that made me laugh hard. I can see that happening to someone. That's good stuff. Talkin dirty sounds weird when you do it.. unless both of the people are really into it. Then, it sounds right.

[DonnieDarko]

If my wife mentions her panties .... I say :

"You mean, the ones your mother laid out for you?"

[Markay]

Im like, hey baby, wanna see me as a noodie dood? Ill smack your ass you fucking whore.

Then the leave and im like yank yank yank

[WeedFaerie420]

I'm interested in dirty talk but my boyfriend isn't so much. I'm the freaky one between the two of us. The most i'll say is "fuck me (baby) " and tell him when I want it harder and of course I am vocal with moans and "yeah"'s. If my man was into it and I felt more comfortable because I knew it turned him on, I'd say more. On the rare occassions my boyfriend says something dirty during sex it's a HUGE turn on; for him to let go like that drives me wild. :thumbsup:

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

[graymatter]

The most i'll say is "fuck me (baby) " and tell him when I want it harder and of course I am vocal with moans and "yeah"'s.

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

Wow, I'm tired just reading all this... does all that count as a cardio workout?

[WeedFaerie420]

Wow, I'm tired just reading all this... does all that count as a cardio workout?

Tired just from reading the 7 sentences i posted? :confused:

[Breukelen advocaat]

a tip to guys: girls may take you more seriously if you are being rather dominant before you start talking. For example, if you are holding her down, using bondage, spanking, and so on, you can create more of that naughty persona and mood.

Is there any other way to get them to have sex? :rasta:

Seriously, though, make sure that you know the girls before you do this to them. :dance:

[pumpkin]

what kind of stuff do you people say??

I'm not telling you for free! :D

[graymatter]

Tired just from reading the 7 sentences i posted? :confused:

No, no... the whole audio/visual thing. I think I need to read more....;)

[rebgirl420]

I wish my fiance new more things to say during sex. I love dirty talk but he gets nervous and then he doesn't say anything. I mean guys who moan and shit...SOOOO HOT!

[beachguy in thongs]

I thought saying and moaning were two different things. :confused:

[pumpkin]

What if he's deaf so his talking is kind of like moaning? :p :D

[trippruss]

suck your pussyjuice off my cock!

[JMRinFLA]

Talking dirty during sex creates all kinds of pressure to be original and who needs that?