The Ultimate Power

[GHoSToKeR]

The Pirate Dance



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[GHoSToKeR]

The Pirate Dance







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what the hell happened!? :( meh, someone delete this thread please? lol thanks

[Bro DZ]

this is so tight, we all have the ultimate power!

[Bro DZ]

this is so tight, we all have the ultimate power!
hahaha heheh :D
sorry bout that, just seemed funny that we all had the ultimate power LoL

[GHoSToKeR]

(taken from www.realultimatepower.com (http://www.realultimatepower.com) a site supposedly about ninjas.. most of it doesnt make sense, as youre about to see....)

The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, â??Yo whatâ??s your problem?â?� The camera zooms directly on a pirateâ??s mouth, which states â??Get out of here now.â?� and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninjaâ??s mouth with says â??No,â?� but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates donâ??t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the piratesâ?? shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like â??This canâ??t be happening!â?� The hippo says â??Guess what, it is.â?� and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says â??letâ??s rock brother.â?� They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja canâ??t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggâ??n dump in the pirate/diaper. The piratesâ?? scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot

[ermitonto]

You mean http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Bro DZ]

now thats comedy! LoL! somebody had some time to waste there eh?

[GHoSToKeR]

You mean http://www.realultimatepower.net/
yes lol thanks

[mellow mood]

woh, i think i didnt catched this thread...