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beachguy in thongs
06-27-2006, 12:35 PM
-With my 5-step system, you can turn those coughs into sneezes, any day of the week. And if you call now, I'll give you a box of tissues, FREE!

Here's a sample:

"Shut your trap and grab a tissue/paper towel/toilet paper/etc. Use all of your force, from the cough, to blow your nose and it will come out, like a sneeze."

That's just a sample...

You can send $39.95 for the full version. Just leave your e-mail address and I'll get back to you.
osso87
06-27-2006, 01:52 PM
wot?
Bong30
06-27-2006, 02:17 PM
you are out of your mind..................lol


what if I have asthma and i have bad chest congestion, and i need to cough up some lung cheese. If I put it through my nose, do you call it snot now?
LIP
06-27-2006, 02:52 PM
I have shit my plants before when my nose has been cloged. I nearly passed out.
Lethal G
06-27-2006, 02:52 PM
I can cure coughs much easier: just take a full box of laxatives and then you'll be afraid to cough. :)
slipknotpsycho
06-27-2006, 03:00 PM
I can cure coughs much easier: just take a full box of laxatives and then you'll be afraid to cough. :)
yeah you'll be to scared to cough, BUT you will be on the toilet all day shitting out anything you've ever eaten. i put about 20 some odd vegetable laxatives in a taco i gave my grandpa once.. it was pretty funny.
beachguy in thongs
06-27-2006, 05:17 PM
I have depicted how it works.

Leave your e-mails.

Thanks,
Chris T. B.
yankeesgirl83
06-27-2006, 05:54 PM
What if your nose is clogged?
You'd shit your pants.

i think your eyeballs would pop out first :D
baisez le monde.
06-27-2006, 05:55 PM
i hate to sneeze
dopesmoker
06-27-2006, 06:45 PM
im a loud sneezer
hahaitsdoogle
06-27-2006, 07:08 PM
i hate to sneeze

your hott.
baisez le monde.
06-27-2006, 07:09 PM
your hott.

you'd think flattery would get old, but it never does. thank you thank you. :D
Its a Plant
06-27-2006, 07:38 PM
Oh snap, you are hot. How's that Cali sunshine?

I remember having to sneeze and cough at the same time, so it just ended up with me covered in my own snot. It was nasty.
beachguy in thongs
06-28-2006, 01:55 PM
Oh snap, you are hot.


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your nott.

Ironically, "Cat Scratch Fever" is the song that's on the radio, right now. :smokin: