Women are for Fags!

[whoreable]

:mad:

Goddamn. Im going to rant. Make me feel better fellow testical housing males.

Women can be complete whores.

Diagnosis: Relationship ends after about 8 months, I find out she has gone out with like 5 guys in a month.

After a few fights over the phone and stuff, she wants to hang out one night because shes crying and feeling sorry for herself, so I give in.

We go to dinner, and a movie, i make the mistake of kissing that whore and I find out she went to a guys house later on that night, and she fucking kissed me back, she was the one who started it, fucking cant believe how much of whores they can be.


Im smoking my fucking bong till I forget everything. :rasta:

[willystylle]

There, there, dry your tears, and light a joint.

[OtterPop]

sounds like oyu need to hit up the titty bar

[whoreable]

Nah ive done that before, all it does is send me home knowing I purchased a $5.00 beer, a $8.00 entree fee and I take my small boner home in my pants to stroke it about some granny somewhere.

[Maniac777]

lol small boner!!!!

[Maniac777]

Dont worry about it, go get yourself laid and forget about her, dont dwell on her, she aint worht it

[Lethal G]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. I trusted one bitch for 2 1/2 years before she left me for another guy.. on my 19th birthday.. which happens to be the day after Valentine's day.. (Yeah, imagine my luck lol.) My advice is to forget about her and act like nothing from her can even begin to phase you. It kills ex-gf's on the inside.

[whoreable]

lol small boner!!!!

lol Im glad you found that ammusing :thumbsup: :rasta: :stoned:

[Maniac777]

lol Im glad you found that ammusing :thumbsup: :rasta: :stoned:
lol ya but for real dont even trip, its gonna hurt, but push her out of your mind and completely erase her from you, erase her number, her emails, her myspace, everything, completely disconnest yourself from this, this i dont even know what to call her type Succubus maybe?

[whoreable]

Its all good, I lied about a TON of fuckin things with her.

She was one of those girls who hates beers and buds and any drugs.

So, when I would crash at her APT, she would go to bed around 10pm and I would sneak off into the living room, watch tv for about 45minutes to make sure she aint getting up.

Id sneak on out that dooor or even some times just blaze right near the closet with the dryer and washer or go outside and blaze a bowl.

One time I meetup my friend at her apt and we all went swimming and stuff at night.

We all went back to the apt and chilled, then I walked robert out but the plan was actually to blaze out of the bong my friend picked up at my house using an extra key lol.
I took like 10 minutes, way to long and i was blazed as fuck, i stumble in and shes in bed, im like woot, i go wash up and teeth and stuff, and then i fucked her while i was high, it was so trippy for the first time, but anyways, mauahahh i get the best of it all mauahaha im a demon you see mauahaha cant catch me now coppers ya see huh mauahahah/

[Ae...]

Wow man your situation sounds really whoreable...

[whoreable]

Wow man your situation sounds really whoreable...


:D Indeed..

[yabatab]

I would go get checked for mouth herpes she sounds like a real
slut bag.

[baisez le monde.]

women are too high maintenence.
we are bitches.
we're gonna make you poor.
and drive you insane.
and cheat on you.
and make you jealous.
women suck. i hate women.

[420mory]

yeah yeah women suck! :D

[baisez le monde.]

yeah yeah women suck! :D

i really, really like you. haha. for reals. :)

[Big Calhoun]

Meh, not all women are the same. Just like people like to say that all guys are dogs, my wife would disagree with you on that one. So you find a bad apple...shake it off.

[friendowl]

small boner = CHEATING GIRLFRIEND

get surgery or
cut your penis with a razor
when it scars up do it again
the more scar tissue the fatter your dick
your girl will stop cheating

[muncheemama]

Its all good, I lied about a TON of fuckin things with her./
goddamn, karma's a bitch aint she?

[beachguy in thongs]

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Exactly! :thumbsup: Glad you figured it out. :smokin: