JESUS IS THE MAN (yeah thats right, i said it!)

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

WOOT Jesus is the man, fuck all you haters. peace.

[beachguy in thongs]

Why waste your time speaking to the haters? Is that who you, really, want to read this thread?

[graymatter]

Why waste your time speaking to the haters? Is that who you, really, want to read this thread?

Hey, beachguy, I don't know for sure but I have this uneasy feeling that it's the voice of god speaking through this peach person... :stoned:

[braddog10]

Hey, beachguy, I don't know for sure but I have this uneasy feeling that it's the voice of god speaking through this peach person... :stoned:


Give him a break. People can be bleed to death, by constant stabs by those little cocktail swizzlesticks. That's all Christians have gotten from this site. He'll be Ok.
Ya'll leave him alone, right now.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

no, dont leave him alone untill he has been properly medicated.


get me a bong! STAT!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

HURRY HURRY! THIS GUY IS SOBERING!

[graymatter]

Give him a break. People can be bleed to death, by constant stabs by those little cocktail swizzlesticks. That's all Christians have gotten from this site. He'll be Ok.
Ya'll leave him alone, right now.

Hey, Braddog, good to see you're checking in!

I was going easy on the peach. I'm usually more rabid about the subject; maybe the exorcism is beginning to work... Peace, baby!

[braddog10]

Hey, Braddog, good to see you're checking in!

I was going easy on the peach. I'm usually more rabid about the subject; maybe the exorcism is beginning to work... Peace, baby!

You guys are so funny, you're very easy to like. Stoner I enjoy you too, very much. Just reading a thread this am, don't remember exactly which one. Something about the history of creation, as it relates to seeds, seed bearing etc.. Peach, you too...... fun read. I wish we were in a closer geographic local, what fun, what fun.

My work may take a shift, may not be able to be on the boards as much.

Take it easy, guys

[OzzyOz]

jesus seems like a cool guy
i'd be so down to toke with him
i bet he's very wise and i bet he knows alot of jokes

[braddog10]

jesus seems like a cool guy
i'd be so down to toke with him
i bet he's very wise and i bet he knows alot of jokes

Jesus had to be. Prostitutes, a Dr., a tax man, political extremist, partiers, tokers (If it was around), all hung around Him. The religious criticized Him for it, incessantly, called Him a wine bibber(?). If He was a drag, they surely wouldn't of hung out. People by the thousands, flocked to Him, References to this, were made by a Roman official there in Jerusalem, at the time, still filed with others letters of that era, in Rome.

He loved the religious people of coarse, but He didn't hang around them.
I'm not talking about regular people, who loved God, Their friends, and others. They were there too.
I love ya'll.......I am continually drawn back.

[420RoundTheClock]

This reminds me of the Family Guy Movie where they show Jesus, LMAO, I love that part.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

LOL i was just messin around Beach guy. Boredom got the best of me.!

[braddog10]

LOL i was just messin around Beach guy. Boredom got the best of me.!

Ahhhh......Sounds like stoners prescription got filled.

[poorprincess]

jesus seems like a cool guy
i'd be so down to toke with him
agreed.

A cool guy.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

Jesus is a cool guy. I talk to him often, as matter of fact, hes going to meet me outside right now to burn one and talk about life.

[beachguy in thongs]

Josephus, in the Testimonium Flavianum http://encyclopedia.tfd.com/Josephus+on+Jesus: Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day. (93 A.D.)

[james420]

id love to smoke pot with jesus. id bet hed have some deep shit to talk about after a few bowls. matter of fact, i believe he was quite stoned for the sermon on the mount.

[poorprincess]

Josephus, in the Testimonium Flavianum http://encyclopedia.tfd.com/Josephus+on+Jesus: Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day. (93 A.D.)

This question might make me seem stupid...and I might be stupid...but what happened to Jesus after he "appeared to them alive again the third day"? Also, was he a fan of chocolate eggs?

[poorprincess]

id love to smoke pot with jesus. id bet hed have some deep shit to talk about after a few bowls. matter of fact, i believe he was quite stoned for the sermon on the mount.

I'd love to do anything with Jesus.

[james420]

I'd love to do anything with Jesus.
thats kinda hot

[beachguy in thongs]

thats kinda hot
Even if that means joining him to watch a porno, with only you and two other guys?

[braddog10]

Even if that means joining him to watch a porno, with only you and two other guys?

Won't be back on till Maybe tonight, flying out, (response to another thread). Hey, let him just sit there for a bit.

Later,

[james420]

Even if that means joining him to watch a porno, with only you and two other guys?

Well that depends.

What kind of porno do you think Jesus is into?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm sure that he's open to all kinds. :smokin:

Hell, he hath tempted us filmmakers and lovemakers.

[james420]

I'm sure that he's open to all kinds. :smokin:

Hell, he hath tempted us filmmakers and lovemakers.

I'll bet he's into the kind of stuff that scares most people.

[beachguy in thongs]

Like levitating orgasms?

[james420]

Like levitating orgasms?

I dont see how thats scary. You mean, like orgazaming(?) while hovering in midair? I think im stoned enough to try.

[JunkYard]

Hell yeah, I'd hang with Jesus! Aside from him tipping over a few tables when he was angry, he seemed like a chill dude. :thumbsup:

Matter of fact, I think I'll burn a bowl in his honor.

:dance:

[beachguy in thongs]

I dont see how thats scary. You mean, like orgazaming(?) while hovering in midair? I think im stoned enough to try.

I'm not sure what he can pull off.

Probably, something like, if a girl ingests his cum, she'll begin to float.

[james420]

I'm not sure what he can pull off.

Probably, something like, if a girl ingests his cum, she'll begin to float.

The question is, does it have to be a girl? I'm totally straight, but I've always thought itd be cool to float.

But really, how gay IS it to blow Jesus?

[james420]

That's almost a sacrament! Communion alternative!

[braddog10]

GUY'S YOU KNOW THIS IS REALLY UNCOOL.

[beachguy in thongs]

Lol.

I guess, you should change that to, "but, really, how gay is it to blow Michael Jordan?"

[Pepper]

Really? I think it's the bomb. Look there's a new church being built for Jesus. http://www.temple420.org/joomla/

Cook a bowl for Jesus! Peace

[beachguy in thongs]

Really? I think it's the bomb. Look there's a new church being built for Jesus. http://www.temple420.org/joomla/

Cook a bowl for Jesus! Peace


That is true, because...


Isn't it legal to smoke marijuana on religious grounds, or, for religious gatherings? Or something like that?

[Pepper]

Religious Freedom Restoration Act

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

this post is still going on???.

[braddog10]

This kind of stuff is such Bull Shit. How is it that I have seen others Banned from mocking Islam or Buddism. If I were to post what is written re: scoffers and Mockers.. .... You would be sobered very Quick......Cut this Shit out!!

James 420 loose your Avitar!

[Pepper]

Go ahead and post the word, Jesus is in our midst. Don't titillate us with lukewarm promises of enlightenment. Bring it on!

[beachguy in thongs]

This kind of stuff is such Bull Shit. How is it that I have seen others Banned from mocking Islam or Buddism. If I were to post what is written re: scoffers and Mockers.. .... You would be sobered very Quick......Cut this Shit out!!

James 420 loose your Avitar!

I, often, forget, but, I know that this thread is titled, "Jesus is the Man".

[james420]

"This kind of stuff is such Bull Shit. How is it that I have seen others Banned from mocking Islam or Buddism. If I were to post what is written re: scoffers and Mockers.. .... You would be sobered very Quick......Cut this Shit out!!

James 420 loose your Avitar!"

sorry for upsetting you if i have, but why must i lose my avatar?

[braddog10]

"This kind of stuff is such Bull Shit. How is it that I have seen others Banned from mocking Islam or Buddhism. If I were to post what is written re: scoffers and Mockers.. .... You would be sobered very Quick......Cut this Shit out!!

James 420 loose your Avatar!"

sorry for upsetting you if i have, but why must i lose my avatar?

Thank you for responding, James 420. I was upset. I was equally bothered that I had responded as I had In anger. It was inappropriate for me to criticize your avatar. But, no less inappropriate than the posts I protested. I am glad that you came on, and contributed on these threads. I don't want anything to interfere with that. Or to cause uneasiness between us, I am relieved with your inquiry. I got on this afternoon to clear this up, glad to you allready here. Certainly keep your avatar, It is definitely unique. Thank you again James 420

[james420]

Thank you for responding, James 420. I was upset. I was equally bothered that I had responded as I had In anger. It was inappropriate for me to criticize your avatar. But, no less inappropriate than the posts I protested. I am glad that you came on, and contributed on these threads. I don't want anything to interfere with that. Or to cause uneasiness between us, I am relieved with your inquiry. I got on this afternoon to clear this up, glad to you allready here. Certainly keep your avatar, It is definitely unique. Thank you again James 420

Hey I was just joking around a bit, didnt realize I might offend someone! :)

Hope there's no bad blood or anything :D

[SomeGuy]

This question might make me seem stupid...and I might be stupid...but what happened to Jesus after he "appeared to them alive again the third day"?

If you still want to know...After the incident at the tomb...

Theres a few slight differences in the Gospels but it seems to be that he appeared to two of his followers the next day on the walk to Emmaus. They did not know that it was him and he talked with them about the meaning of the scriptures. Later that night he spent the night with him, and when they realized that he was Jesus, he dissapeared. The two men ran to the 11 Disciples (12 - Judas Iscariot...soon replaced by Matthias). As They told the disciples about what they had seen he appeared before them, talked with the disciples some, and then ascended to Heaven. He appears a few more times later on...such as when he blinds Saul (A murderer and Persecutor of Christians for the Roman govt) and leads Ananias to meet him and baptize him and he is reborn as Paul.

[Euphoric]

he was invented to be nothing more than a distraction
with the intention of removing all spiritual knowledge and power from the masses and placing it in the hands of the elite few, ruling class so they could better control us.

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Ubiquitous_Nazarene.html