$20 eye drops

[CBsDankNugs]

so my friend stole some eyedrops from work that cost $20. i didnt think that anyone would pay $20 for eyedrops. so the next day we smoked and got really chink eyed. we remembered that we had the eyedrops and used them. they burned like a motherfucker but in a matter seconds my eyes opened right up. the red was gone and i looked like i have never smoked weed before in my life. these things are amazing. you have to try them for your self. go to the store and look for eye drops that are in the $20 range and steel them. theyre good but not worth 20 bucks. you will be amazed.

[JDiz]

steal them? Come on man.

[Fengzi]

They're probably eye drops for allergies and have an antihistamine in them. That's why they burn and cost so much. They're to make you're eyes stop itching, not just to get the red out. So, if you were a decent honest person and did pay $20 bucks for them, most of what you would be paying for is an ingredient you didn't need anyway. Unless, of course you have allergies, like I do , and your eyes itch like a motherfucker, like mine do. As for stealing them..well... karma's a bitch.

[LazySmoking420]

They didn't happen to be Rohto's cooling mint drops.

[CBsDankNugs]

those look like the ones

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Mint? In your eye? Its bad enough on foreskin.

[Its a Plant]

Yer tellin' me, Tom.

And stealing them wasn't the brightest thing, but at least you didn't get caught. Now you just have to sit up and wait for the karma fairy to ruin your day.

[Big Calhoun]

$3.99 for some Visene...the Advanced Relief one works in a snap...and no burning.

[NightProwler]

i bet they were caled bauche and lomb werent they? those eyedrops stinggg but they work!

[baisez le monde.]

dude..its 20bucks, fucking buy them

[Tom Swierzbinski]

dude..its 20bucks, fucking buy them

You have a fantastic set of breasts :)

[surreys princess]

NO STEALING!!!

:p

thanks..... lol

princess

[baisez le monde.]

You have a fantastic set of breasts :)

ahahahaaa
thank you?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ahahahaaa
thank you?

he wasent joking, me either. where yah from darling?

[baisez le monde.]

pasadena, califorrrnia.

[Nylo]

I don't believe in stealing =) But thanks for the heads up on the good eye-drops. I might have to try them out sometime, though I'd be hard-pressed to ditch my trusty Visine. Only problem is I have to re-use them again in an hour.

[BuenoMota]

Stop bitching about him stealing. Chances are he stole it from some big chain store. I'm sure whatever chain store he did steal it from has exploited workers and the enviroment an extream amount, so stealing can be their karma. STEAL STEAL STEAL (exept localy owned buisnesses).

[Wishville]

pasadena, califorrrnia.

everyone from california is hot

[mojoke]

Yer tellin' me, Tom.

And stealing them wasn't the brightest thing, but at least you didn't get caught. Now you just have to sit up and wait for the karma fairy to ruin your day.


stfu...who gives a shit?

Karma's gonna come hit your pussy ass and some assholes going to steal all your shit!

[minnesota man]

Karma isn't so basic and you pay for your sins in the next life.
And Tom is very wise and funny.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

everyone from california is hot

why thank you wishville, and i hardly know ya.

[The Taquito Bandito]

You know what else burns?

"Tingle" my ass.

[Gothen]

Shiiit, did anyone realize that it wasn't he that stole the eyedrops but his friend? From his work? If Rohto V is actually 20 bucks, ain't NO way I'd buy them and if I worked at a Wal-Mart or K-Mart or whatEVER, I'd totally steal me some if I could get away from it. But, I wouldn't make it a habit because I think HABITUAL stealing is wrong. But 20 dollars from some eye-drops, THATS CRAP!

Baisez, you must get dinero grande grande to be able to say, "Its 20 bucks for eye-drops, just buy them." Even with a paycheck, 20 bucks for some eye drops is a stretch, don't ya think?

[Kryzco]

Shit 20 bucks for some damn eyedrops

that shit better make me have the ability to fly

oh wait, the pot already does that

its a waste

[baisez le monde.]

everyone from california is hot


oh trust me. not nearly everyone.

[OtterPop]

i use nav-con eyedrops cost like 10-12, but they make your eyes look like your jesus, its the bleach of eyedrops

[Wishville]

oh trust me. not nearly everyone.

Why would the TV lie to me like that?

[baisez le monde.]

Why would the TV lie to me like that?

maybe im the one whos lying. im stoned as fuck.

[Wishville]

Hahaha. I'm jealous

[baisez le monde.]

i wish i was a pretty cali girl.

[Wishville]

You can be if you want

Haha what was this thread about again?:smokin:

[baisez le monde.]

i dont know.... hah


oh..eye drops? hahaa

[Wishville]

Do you have a left eye?

[baisez le monde.]

hahhaha, no i dont. unfortunately i lost it in 'Nam.

[lopsided]

California has pretty girls. Or at least in my area they do...10 minutes away from Pasadena(I live in West Covina). But than again, maybe shes right...i don't know I'm pretty baked.

As for eyedrops...20 dollars is not worth getting the red out 3 minutes before the 4 dollar eyedrops do.

[Maniac777]

everyone from california is hot
Better Belive It Kid:smokin:

[Wishville]

Better Belive It Kid:smokin:

haha. Are you from cali?

[Maniac777]

haha. Are you from cali?
SoCal, the place God would live if he was MExican

[Wishville]

Yeah thats fuckin cool man. Ohio sucks. It's cool tho I'll move as soon as I can:thumbsup:

[Maniac777]

Whoa whoa whoa, You guys got the Drew Carey show

[Wishville]

hahahhahahahahahaha
that was unexpected
I do enjoy a good episode of the drew carey show from time to time.
thats all the way up in cleavland.
I'm down in Cincinnati.

[baisez le monde.]

wait of course i have another eye!!!
i just have a lot of godamn hair!hahaha

[graph]

why thank you wishville, and i hardly know ya.
You beat me to it... by... quite a while. Those same words...

Man... I just don't know anymore.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

lmao, dude you have no idea how chonged i am right now... this is funny shit

[Wishville]

^yeah i didnt get what peachoptimobluntz said 2 up^ w/e

[baisez le monde.]

how is Ohio, wishville?

sounds awful boring

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, Firstly I've never even considered buying eyedrops and definately not for $20!!!!!!!!!

[Wishville]

Well yeah. why do you think I'm doing drugs? :upsidedow

[baisez le monde.]

haha.
Ohio. even the name sounds boring. :(

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

babble babble babble , stoned stoned stoned.

[graph]

haha.
Ohio. even the name sounds boring. :(

Isn't cleveland in ohio? Didn't drew carey work in ohio?

Man, that was a good show.

[Wishville]

Hey man stop rubbing it in. I'm dry over here:(

[baisez le monde.]

Hey man stop rubbing it in. I'm dry over here.:(

sorry sorry sweetie pie. :)

[Wishville]

Isn't cleveland in ohio? Didn't drew carey work in ohio?

Man, that was a good show.

Yeah it is. I'm actually going to cleavland tomorrow. maybe I can find someone to buy some weed from

[NextLineIsMine]

whats with everyone hitting on baisez le monde? is it the sexy sounding name or something? Flirting with someone on the internet just makes me feel like a geeky perv.

[baisez le monde.]

whats with everyone hitting on baisez le monde? is it the sexy sounding name or something? Flirting with someone on the internet just makes me feel like a geeky perv.

haha
EVERYONE doesnt hit on me
maybe like half of the guys do

[Wishville]

whats with everyone hitting on baisez le monde? is it the sexy sounding name or something? Flirting with someone on the internet just makes me feel like a geeky perv.

Wasn't my intention but sure I guess you could call it that if you want. I just have to figure out how to pass the time staying up all night because I cant sleep without weed now. Fuck It's 6:00 AM. I have to go to Cleavland in two hours. Fuck

[baisez le monde.]

psh we were just talking

[CBsDankNugs]

haha
EVERYONE doesnt hit on me
maybe like half of the guys do

looks like everyone in this thread is so im not going to. are we still talking about eye drops? who cares everyone go smoke a fatty.

[Alive]

visine works fine for me i rarely use it to.

p.s baisez.....you have some nice tits.

(lol)

[baisez le monde.]

visine works fine for me i rarely use it to.

p.s baisez.....you have some nice tits.

(lol)

JESUS man..so much for subtlety...

[m.g.]

Stop bitching about him stealing. Chances are he stole it from some big chain store. I'm sure whatever chain store he did steal it from has exploited workers and the enviroment an extream amount, so stealing can be their karma. STEAL STEAL STEAL (exept localy owned buisnesses).

and all of these chain stores are owned by regular people...like me! i have stock in some of those stores so you're stealing from me and fellow stock holders. well not really, you're actually only adding to the costs of running a store so basically you are stealing from everyone...including yourself. shoplifting adds 15% onto everything else...wtg! but most get caught sooner or later...

[dejayou30]

rhotos are the shit

[Tom Swierzbinski]

whats with everyone hitting on baisez le monde? is it the sexy sounding name or something? Flirting with someone on the internet just makes me feel like a geeky perv.

I didnt flirt per se. I only commented on the fullness of her lady-lumps.

[baisez le monde.]

I didnt flirt per se. I only commented on the fullness of her lady-lumps.


haha, you guys crack me up. oh man.

[geonagual]

Clear eyes work the best for me

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

visine works fine for me i rarely use it to.

p.s baisez.....you have some nice tits.

(lol)

you can only see like 80% of the right boob. How can you say she has nice tits?. that 80% of the right boob looks nice... but are they BOTH nice... ( for verification purposes you can send me pics :dance: ) haha im actin hella dumby.

[baisez le monde.]

it would be nice if we could all stop talking about my boobies.
thanks kids.

[LovelyTasha]

Rhoto works for me, every time. They prepare my eyes for kicking ass.

^^ she said boobies.

<3

[baisez le monde.]

booooobies.

[Pete Rock]

Am I the only one who finds it hard as hell to put in eyedrops?

I look like I'm crying when I'm done putting the drops in the my eye. Shit is hard.

[yoda]

titties over here, titties over there.....

part of my friends titty freestyling last night

[baisez le monde.]

titties sounds dirtier than boobies, for some reason.

[yoda]

titties sounds dirtier than boobies, for some reason.

yeah, they sound equally funny though

the funniest word i think is cooter, i dunno why, but i always crack up when i hear it.

[baisez le monde.]

ive never actually heard someone say cooter. never. haha. i bet ive been missing out.

[yoda]

ive never actually heard someone say cooter. never. haha. i bet ive been missing out.

maybe its just a maryland thing. its not an everyday word, but every now and then someone throws it out there randomly. heard it last night while my friends were rolling and freestyling.

[SmokinRandy420]

this kid has no clue i stole 40 dollar i drops from walgreens....so go to walgreens and get those they are called naphcon and they make your eye white hella fast and they dont burn either...:thumbsup:

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

booooobies.

i like how she asked to stop, but yet she brings the subject back :stoned: i was only kidding anyways, weed makes me act crazy. Plus im a married man with a beautiful wife and daughter :D

[baisez le monde.]

i like how she asked to stop, but yet she brings the subject back :stoned: i was only kidding anyways, weed makes me act crazy. Plus im a married man with a beautiful wife and daughter :D

hah shuttup, dont bring up my faults.
im drunk, yet again. :(

[yoda]

im high

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

im about to be high

[chisme]

so my friend stole some eyedrops from work that cost $20. i didnt think that anyone would pay $20 for eyedrops. so the next day we smoked and got really chink eyed. we remembered that we had the eyedrops and used them. they burned like a motherfucker but in a matter seconds my eyes opened right up. the red was gone and i looked like i have never smoked weed before in my life. these things are amazing. you have to try them for your self. go to the store and look for eye drops that are in the $20 range and steel them. theyre good but not worth 20 bucks. you will be amazed.



lol u gotta b kidding me,,,,, u mean easy-eyes? no-reds, bright eyes, eye sparkle?

lol u can get them for £2.50 if u look right mate,



and were not fuckng thrives bro its a bad image

[The Taquito Bandito]

maybe its just a maryland thing. its not an everyday word, but every now and then someone throws it out there randomly. heard it last night while my friends were rolling and freestyling.

No, cooter is not just a "Maryland thing". Cooter is actually a general name for snapping turtles.
I think it stemmed from a word in an older african language.

Anyways - The way you're using it is more related to the word "cootch" which is a dance technique that involves suggestive gyration of the hips :D

I love words.


Am I the only one who finds it hard as hell to put in eyedrops?

I look like I'm crying when I'm done putting the drops in the my eye. Shit is hard.

Don't apply them from above your eyes - try to squeeze just 1-2 drops using your tear ducts. If anything in a liquid drop form falls on your tear ducts, it'll spill over onto the surface of your eyeball instantly. Less mess! :thumbsup:

How does anybody know baisez has nice boobs? Has anyone of you seen them unsheathed?

Just curious..