Stupid Human Tricks

[NextLineIsMine]

What weird things can the rest of you do?

Myself I can hold my hands together and swing my arms 360 degrees around my body, like if you cuff my hands I can bring them back over my head

I can also fart on command and suck my upper lip to my nose, im such a graceful person

[baisez le monde.]

if i really try i can put my foot behind my neck while standing..

[cannabis campbell]

I can rotate my foot 180 degrees

i can hold my breath for 4+mins

i can rotate my hand 360 degrees

[baisez le monde.]

how in the motherfuck can you hold your breath for 4 minutes??!?!?!?!?

[OtterPop]

just held mine for 2:42

4 mins would be tough, you got some lungs kid :)

[birdgirl73]

I can scream bloody murder in a way that'll make your blood run cold. I annually win free admittance to Halloween carnivals and haunted houses for having the best scream. It doesn't feel good on my throat, but it is impressive.

[Nice Dreamz]

i can hold my breath 3:50 timed and i can chug like nobody else

[beachguy in thongs]

if i really try i can put my foot behind my neck while standing..

How do you get your ankle past those breasts :what: :what: :what:

[Az.]

hahaha

I used to be able to dislocate my shoulder and then crack it back into place but now it doesnt crack anymore it just kinda pops in and out.....I thinnk I might have damaged it slightly because it really hurts for no reason somtimes....

I can Juggle aswell...lol

[MaryJaneScott]

How do you get your ankle past those breasts :what: :what: :what:

smoooooooooooth :cool:
beachguy... you are one cool cat.

love
:)

[beachguy in thongs]

smoooooooooooth :cool:
beachguy... you are one cool cat.

love
:)

Thank you. :smokin:

That's very kind. :smokin:

I'm happy, now, and would like to share a song that won the Tommy & Rumble morning show "local bands" competition, in which local bands submitted a theme song for Tommy & Rumble.

The band that won is a metal band, but, the song is slow with just an acoustic guitar, sticks, and a few people singing, with sound effects, of course. And funny.
http://www.fm99.com/audio/3_Times_Til_Dawn.mp3

[mulltie]

i can take very large hits blow them out on a table or watever nd suck them back up also can do irish water falls and i can drink a point of coke in one chug 3.4 seconds or sumthing:p :stoned: :stoned:

[NightProwler]

i...........cant do much:(
but i can flip a quarter back and fourth between my fingers.
and like someoen else said, i can chug like a motherfucker

[spacelamb]

I can smoke pot really, really well.

[spiked666killer]

Uh... Does this count. I can crack my anckles, wrist, neck,shoulders,back,toes,fingers, It seams all my bones get really tight feeling/pains. The doctor told me I have loose joints (Bones). I dont know thoe thats life I guess. But the last time I whent to the doctors for that there wasnt any pains. Smoke a little and It feels alott better.

[james420]

i can talk like donald duck.

[Maniac777]

I can burn myself with cigarette butts without flinching

[baisez le monde.]

I can burn myself with cigarette butts without flinching

Tch, liar.

so can I.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

I can smoke pot really, really well.

lmao. I can pat my head and rub my tummy WHILE im stoned. :eek:

[3rdEyeVision]

I can finish a small bottle of mustard in 2 minutes lol I dunno I cant really do anything you guys cant

[Tom Swierzbinski]

No matter how much I smoke, I never seem to pass out or whitey.

[jebus]

I can hyperextend my knee joints by about 13 degrees or so; it really freaks the physical therapists out lol