what are some of the excuses u would use??

[bigcor256]

post up some of your excuses that u would/ or have used when/ or if your parents caught u smokin pot......

this should be interesting ....

[Button Basher]

When they mention the word jump up and and shout "Cannabis? As in the drug?" Look at your friends and say "You said it was tobacco, ALL THESE LIES, THE DECEPTION!!" Run out of the room and make it up to your friends later.

[Bro DZ]

damn, I never had to think of an excuse. My dad considers himself to be a "progressive" father. He told me all about the drugs he used to do and said, as long as I can function properly as a member of society it didnt matter what the fuck I'm doing. Tight, huh?

My mom though, she still don't know if I smoke or not, but when she finally asks me some day I'll tell her straight up. You don't need to make up bullshit excuses to the people that love you the most in my opinion. Now then, I've made some hilarious excuses for my friends when we got caught by their parents.

heres a good one that actually worked on my friend Marks mom (shes filipeno, dosent speak much english): No ma'am! That smell is just the incence, we're just messing with the vaporizer. Lmao

some people are ignorant as hell :p

[smokey]

1st time i got caught my mum asked what i was doin n i said wat does it look like im smokin a joint n she left me to it after tht.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

hmm first time i got caught... i was down stairs on my computer when my dad comes down and well heres are convo
Dad:Why does the house smell like axe?
Me: o that smell? i smelt like crap sorry.
Dad:well what about that pop can i found in the trash
Me: o sorry next time i will throw it in the recycable.
Dad: Cameron have you been smoking marijuna?
Me: NO! me? how could u even think that
Dad: its ok, u can tell me
Me:m serious, how would u know anyways?
Dad:its ok i use to do stuff to, i did it,speed,herion,coke
Me:in shock)
Dad: so what were u doing
Me: nothing
Dad:marijuna?
Me:yes
Dad:alright, just dont do it around the house

:D :D :D omg hehe that was so cool i guess not an excuse but awsome anyways

[bigdaddy420]

My dad is cool about it. In fact he IS a smoker too, and I smoke with him occasionally. My mom dosen't like it though. I never had to use an excuse because my mom caught me redhanded and knew exactly what I was doing.

[BOgart.bitch]

well the first time i used my mom as a getout .. i wasl ike "i just wanted to see what my mom liked about it so much boo hoo." ;x

[ermitonto]

Haha yeah I never needed any excuses, but even if my parents didn't approve of me smoking I would probably just tell the truth anyways.

[Drink the Bong Water]

i said that ive never tried it before and i wanted to experience..didn't work the second time tho lol :( :( :( :(

[Imotep]

i didnt give them an excuse. they were puritanical arseholes when i was younger.they realised the more they shitted me the angrier and worse i got.
leave me be, and i'll leave you be. it worked ok. had to build some bridges later.

[Kronik Bagz]

first time i got busted was not realy a convo, an i didnt realy get busted, i jus said somethin like "get tha fuck outta my room" but she never cared that i smoked i jus didnt like people lettin tha smoke outta my room

[RESiNATE]

i jus didnt like people lettin tha smoke outta my room

lol, yeah, like more people should understand the importance of 'the shit-box' :D

Kinda like, when I was driving with a company once, a mate and I used to park our lorries up each night, and get totally wasted - the cab air was like pea-soup lol...it used to be a major concern if either one of us had to get out of the cab for a wee - but the situation was quickly remedied... just smoked extra joints to build up the smoke again bwhahahahaha...happy dayz :rolleyes:

I nearly got pulled by the police, whilst driving my truck with a freshly rolled Bob Marley kinda joint hanging out of my mouth! Luckily they pulled in the truck in front, and I got away with it...just. I remember thinking "Shit, there is NO WAY I'm getting rid of this smell in time... :eek: ...do I chuck the J out of the window?... :eek: ...should I just drive off, OJ Simpson stylee?... :eek:

...happy dayz :rolleyes:

Res...

[KillaBuzz]

well now i juss smart wit my shit so i never get caught in the act ov smokin but there wuz one time when me an my buddy were smokin bongz in my room an right when i ripped mine an set it down she came in. i coodnt let the smoke out an she cood obviously see that i had sumthin in my mouth er wutever. my buddy wuz smart enuff ta tell her were havin a breath holdin competition. i coodnt hold the smoke in tho cuz i started laughin my ass off so we got fucked over. it wuz worth the laugh tho.
PeAcE

[JonnyEagle]

ugh i dunno what i would do if i was cought i would be sooooo fucked. I'd either say "Ive never done it before i just wanted to try it" or "Ive been doing it for ages and m grades havent dropped and I havent done anything wrong isnt that proof enough that it isnt bad?"

[GotAMinute419]

you might aswell just admit it seems that most parents seem to get over it unless you got the parents that over-react and would like put u in rehab or sumtin

[High phy]

"Nope dad, youre wrong, this aint a cannabis joint. And the women you where with the other day aint mom."

or

"AAAWWWW Come on mom! you where on Philosophy! Do you think i belive you dont smoke marijuana? "

anyway i dont think they ever catch me, i smoke like once a month and do it only when i know im completly safe.

[durban mist]

.. man my mom got so emotional, and i was like what the hell you did the same thing when you were my age hippocrit. you guys got it so easy man

[Proof]

My parents werent to happy with me at all my brothe told mine but now there cool with it aslong as i dont smoke in the house or infront of them as i wouldnt anyway i come back home stoned as fuck all the time :D, do u ever find that when u do something wrong they blame it on marijuana straight away ?