awkward

[BongZoola]

Post the most awkward moment(s) you have ever had. Makes for a good thread and a sense of community.

[Kelso]

trying to convince my housemates dad that the big green bong he'd just kicked over was a decorative vase.
and i would have gotten away with it too if my other housemate hadn't started giggling uncontrollably.

[JerryGarcia]

My dad: "So you think I don't know what marijuana smells like?"

[NextLineIsMine]

I was in my hot tub with 5 gorgeous girls as a party I had was winding down. I was feeling like a player and had them all captivated with one of my emensely exaggerated surfing stories. Right as im getting to the end I slipped a huge fart id been holding back for ages. I cut off the story mid sentence and watched in stunned horror at my fart bubble emerging which drew all theyre attention to it. We all just sat there silently for a few moments before they began to leave.

[toothpaste100]

I was in my hot tub with 5 gorgeous girls as a party I had was winding down. I was feeling like a player and had them all captivated with one of my emensely exaggerated surfing stories. Right as im getting to the end I slipped a huge fart id been holding back for ages. I cut off the story mid sentence and watched in stunned horror at my fart bubble emerging which drew all theyre attention to it. We all just sat there silently for a few moments before they began to leave.

Bahahaha :dance:

[ghandi]

My best friend (at the time) walked into a bedroom in his house to see his girl friend sitting on my lap with her legs wrapped round me opening a pack of condoms... that was actually pretty funny lol

[baisez le monde.]

My best friend (at the time) walked into a bedroom in his house to see his girl friend sitting on my lap with her legs wrapped round me opening a pack of condoms... that was actually pretty funny lol


thats really cold dude

[ghandi]

It was a coincidence tbh, we weren't actually up to anything... she had her legs round me 'cause id just carried her upstairs n the condoms where on the bed already she was just fiddling with them haha

[hempsmoker25]

i was really high and i went to a restauran and this old guy walks in and i made eye contact with him and didnt know what to do so i just started talkin to him. I hate when that happens.

[zephyrinne]

One time my (ex)boyfriend and I were having sex and once we were finished, he normally trots off to the bathroom to discard the condom and stuff like that. Well, this one time he left his room wearing only a condom, it was red in fact.. and I left his room in just panties. lol.

We were really thirsty and we knew that none of his roommates were home.. not thinking that anyone else could be there. So before putting on any clothes, or him taking off the condom, we just waltzed into the kitchen... and about halfway through the living room, we hear someone going 'umm... hi guys.' Yeah, apparently one of our friends had crashed on the living room couch the night before and he was awake... and we had no idea that he was there. lol :dance:

Definately awkward. :D

[Parallel Universe123]

HaHa

[Big Calhoun]

LOL!! When I was in my early 20's, there was this girl that worked for me at Six Flags. She was fine and I wanted to get with her, but she was seeing someone else, then that ended and she was in the 'rebound' period, yadda yadda yadda. We had always been good friends so after the 'rebound' period was over, I started talking to her a little more intimately.

So fast forward a few weeks, a coworker parents are leaving on vacation and he invites a bunch of us to come and hang for the week, including me and this girl. So all week, just playing drinking games, smoking, and playing video games. One night, me and the girl are drinking and talking on the front stoop. She goes into this sob story about her ex and I'm thinking, "Ummm, I could care less". But I played the supportive role and listened.

The night goes on and we're both blitzed...well, everyone at the house was blitzed. We end up in the bedroom I was sleeping in and we're talking some more and BSing. She says she just needs someone in her life right now and asks me to hold her. So I reach over and put my arms around her. A few minutes later she says I'm just what she needed and then....BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heffer threw up all over me.

...we never did go out.......

[CBsDankNugs]

walking in on my firends parents having sex. they saw me and just kept going at it. i couldnt look at his mom for like a month.

[BuenoMota]

walking in on my firends parents having sex. they saw me and just kept going at it. i couldnt look at his mom for like a month.
THATS TERRIBLE!

[Big Calhoun]

THATS TERRIBLE!

Not if the mom is hot! Now if she's a bagger, that's another issue. And yeah, walking in on anyones parents having sex (especially your own) is pretty awkward.

[Parallel Universe123]

"they saw me and just kept going at it"

thats classic

[LIP]

lol, well why should they stop lol!

[LIP]

LOL!! When I was in my early 20's, there was this girl that worked for me at Six Flags. She was fine and I wanted to get with her, but she was seeing someone else, then that ended and she was in the 'rebound' period, yadda yadda yadda. We had always been good friends so after the 'rebound' period was over, I started talking to her a little more intimately.

So fast forward a few weeks, a coworker parents are leaving on vacation and he invites a bunch of us to come and hang for the week, including me and this girl. So all week, just playing drinking games, smoking, and playing video games. One night, me and the girl are drinking and talking on the front stoop. She goes into this sob story about her ex and I'm thinking, "Ummm, I could care less". But I played the supportive role and listened.

The night goes on and we're both blitzed...well, everyone at the house was blitzed. We end up in the bedroom I was sleeping in and we're talking some more and BSing. She says she just needs someone in her life right now and asks me to hold her. So I reach over and put my arms around her. A few minutes later she says I'm just what she needed and then....BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heffer threw up all over me.

...we never did go out.......

Oh lovely, she pukes over you.. I've never had someone puke over me, but i'd be damn pissed if anyone ever did.

[Gothen]

Without a doubt the most awkward moment I've ever had was a couple years ago with this girl I was dating. We were at her house watching that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the lights were all off etc etc. She doesn't have a door because her brother accidentally broke it off, so she just had a blanket pinned up on the wall. So, we start messing around and I go under the covers and I start eating her out AS HER FUCKING MOM WALKS IN!

I just think quick because she just had her bottoms off and we were under the covers, so I wiped off my face and I popped my head out with a laugh and I was giggling and she got the idea and started laughing with a beet red face. Her mom was like, "What are you two doing in here, hmmmm???" Her mom was, and still is, in love with me, not like sexually but she always thought I was a really good kid and nice as hell, so I was said, "Oooh, you knowwwww. haha" and she starts laughing and says, "Keep it PG in here, you two!" and leaves.

So, after she left I just sorta looked at the girl and I was like, "......yeah, I'll put your pants back on...." lol

[go toke up]

Without a doubt the most awkward moment I've ever had was a couple years ago with this girl I was dating. We were at her house watching that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the lights were all off etc etc. She doesn't have a door because her brother accidentally broke it off, so she just had a blanket pinned up on the wall. So, we start messing around and I go under the covers and I start eating her out AS HER FUCKING MOM WALKS IN!

I just think quick because she just had her bottoms off and we were under the covers, so I wiped off my face and I popped my head out with a laugh and I was giggling and she got the idea and started laughing with a beet red face. Her mom was like, "What are you two doing in here, hmmmm???" Her mom was, and still is, in love with me, not like sexually but she always thought I was a really good kid and nice as hell, so I was said, "Oooh, you knowwwww. haha" and she starts laughing and says, "Keep it PG in here, you two!" and leaves.

So, after she left I just sorta looked at the girl and I was like, "......yeah, I'll put your pants back on...." lol
thats sum funny shit!

[Big Calhoun]

I forgot one...this was probably THE most awkward moment...a former coworker just reminded me of this...

OK...the background is that I used to have this supervisor named Claire....she was a real bitch. She was an older lady and acted like it. Very staunchy and stuckup.

OK...two years ago, my coworkers and I are sitting down and eating lunch with our manager, Claire. SOme people are eating, some are playing cards, some are reading papers...I was playing with my cell phone. I had just gotten the Motorola v710. Well, two days before, I found a pic of a nice bubble shaped ass so I decided to use that as my screen saver. So I'm playing with my phone and one of my coworkers asks if it is the new Moto that just came out and I'm like, "Yeah". So she asks to see it. So she's playing around with the buttons and ends up on the main screen and sees, the ass. She had this wierd look in her eye and just started laughing. So now my boss is like, "What is so funny" and this lady is like, "Oh nothing, Chris got a real cool phone, that's all". So Claire is like, "Cool, let me see it". Now I'm shitting bricks. I tried to intercept so I could change the wallpaper, but my coworker already handed it my boss. Now I'm just kind of sitting there and looking nervous and everyone else is looking at me as if to say, "What's wrong". So Claire is fooling around with the buttons and commenting on how nice the phone is. Somehow, she gets back to the main screen and says she can't figure out what those buttons are for. So the girl that had my phone before is like, "What buttons?" and she says these and points to the ass cheeks. Stupid ass coworker...she tells my boss that they aren't buttons and to flip the phone around........

My boss, lets out an "Oh", then a, "OHH!"....packs her lunch in her bag, hands me back the phone, and sheepishly walks away. She never looked me square in the eye again after that.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

It's a tie between 2 horrible incidents that happened to me. I cannot go into detail here. Ahem...

[friendowl]

some fool on my block named j
i kicked it with him but we didnt get along that well
his girlfriend was also my homegirl
so i sweet talked her ass like never before and she
let me play
we were all hot and i was sitting on her bed
she dropped to the floor on her knees and was
spit shining the seargent when j walked in
she was all into it eyes closed head bobbing
and she was moaning she really liked what she was doing[damn i miss her]
me an j were just staring at each other when i broke a smile
he charged me
my dick was hard and i pushed his tramp off
i was fighting toe to toe with my homie with my pants down
when all the rest of the people came running in to see whats happening
after i dropped his ass i picked up my pants and split
they stiil talk about that shit like it was yesterday
im glad camera phones werent invented yet

[Big Calhoun]

some fool on my block named j
i kicked it with him but we didnt get along that well
his girlfriend was also my homegirl
so i sweet talked her ass like never before and she
let me play
we were all hot and i was sitting on her bed
she dropped to the floor on her knees and was
spit shining the seargent when j walked in
she was all into it eyes closed head bobbing
and she was moaning she really liked what she was doing[damn i miss her]
me an j were just staring at each other when i broke a smile
he charged me
my dick was hard and i pushed his tramp off
i was fighting toe to toe with my homie with my pants down
when all the rest of the people came running in to see whats happening
after i dropped his ass i picked up my pants and split
they stiil talk about that shit like it was yesterday
im glad camera phones werent invented yet

OH SHIT...CLASSIC! :thumbsup:

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Daaamn. LOL!

[minnesota man]

Most awkward moment was the first time I tried to do it with a girl. My 2 friends and I picked up a skank at the bowling alley and went back to my friends house. We got wasted and asked the skank who she wanted to sleep with. She picked me and we went upstairs to my friends waterbed. Iâ??m trying to figure out what to do and I get nervous. Then I realize my nose is bleeding. It was gushing. I hopped up, went to the bathroom, cleaned up fast and sucked the blood back up. The skank goes, â??Oh my god.â?� I go back to the bedroom. The lights are on and thereâ??s blood on her and the bed. I say â??What happened?â?� Sheâ??s like â??I donâ??t knowâ?�. I take her home and the next day my friend was like, â??WTF!â?� Awkward.

[Parallel Universe123]

Never charge a man with a boner....ever

[schwagster]

some fool on my block named j
i kicked it with him but we didnt get along that well
his girlfriend was also my homegirl
so i sweet talked her ass like never before and she
let me play
we were all hot and i was sitting on her bed
she dropped to the floor on her knees and was
spit shining the seargent when j walked in
she was all into it eyes closed head bobbing
and she was moaning she really liked what she was doing[damn i miss her]
me an j were just staring at each other when i broke a smile
he charged me
my dick was hard and i pushed his tramp off
i was fighting toe to toe with my homie with my pants down
when all the rest of the people came running in to see whats happening
after i dropped his ass i picked up my pants and split
they stiil talk about that shit like it was yesterday
im glad camera phones werent invented yet



HAHAHAHA thats by far my favorite one yet

[insanity]

When I was 16, I was fooling around with this girl (her parents were in the next room). I had her shirt and pants off, and was feeling quite good about my chances to get laid. The phone rang, but neither of us knew it untill her mom walked in. She was wearing a bra and panties (I was pantless, and we both dressed under the covers with her mom in the room. After the phone call, I listened to her mom give her a premarital sex talk, which she would later give me.

[muncheemama]

Never charge a man with a boner....ever
hheheheee...

one evening i was out with my hubby, at a "lookout point" type place...we were hanging out when suddenly we heard a couple start fighting...."you cant even give head right"....we started laughing, but I felt bad for the poor girl.... I hope that man never gets a hummer again..I also heard a girl tell her black boyfriend "oh yeah, well the average white man has a bigger dick then the average black man..."

[SamsonSimpson]

i was at the movies once with this girl i had just met. needless to say we werent watching the movie and just having our own fun. eventually my zipper went down and she was looking for the button to my boxers. it was pretty funny besides the fact she screamed out "Where is it?!" and the whole movie theater looked at me and laughed. man i wish i was 15 again. but even to this day my good friends still get a laugh about it since they were there too.

that incident is probably why i've been freeballing for the past few years now