My Cat was sneezing blood.

[baisez le monde.]

poor Hunter S. Thompson!
im bored. anyone wannnnaaa taaalk?

[minnesota man]

What do you know?

[HazardousToking]

Yeah, what do you know...

[schwagster]

hunter S. thompson like fear and loathing in las vegaS?

[HazardousToking]

lol

[baisez le monde.]

What do you know?

huh? :confused:

[baisez le monde.]

hunter S. thompson like fear and loathing in las vegaS?


my cats name is hunter s. thompson :D

[minnesota man]

All I know is that there were rumors that he was into field hockey players.

It was like so hush hush. They were so quiet about it.

And then the next thing you know...

[schwagster]

So why's your cat sneezing blood? That can't be a good sign

[HazardousToking]

when you call yer cat do you say his full name?

[baisez le monde.]

hahhhahaa some times i say his full name
when i talk to him
but not when i call him

[baisez le monde.]

So why's your cat sneezing blood? That can't be a good sign


i onno!!!

i almost cried! it was scary :(

[schwagster]

Is that you in your sig?

[minnesota man]

My cat's name is Pumpkin Pie. It's a calico. I call her Pump for short.

[Pete Rock]

Damn no game 7, I was hoping Dallas would answer back. No more basketball till college season starts again.

lol damn its about time I hit the 420 mark.

[minnesota man]

Hey Pete hit 420! You have to be real quiet now or you're going to mess it up.

[HazardousToking]

YEAH MIAMI ALL THE WAY!

dallas ran away with their tails between their legs...

[minnesota man]

I was pushing so hard for a Dallas win but it was not meant to be. Shaq fills my plasma like a champ.

[birdgirl73]

I adore calico cats! I had one for 12 years. Her name was Callie. A beautiful girl. She died of lymphoma about 5 years ago.

Now I have two others. Boudreaux, also known as Buddy, who gets his name because my family's from Louisiana. (I know you are too, Minn. My folks come from the north part--Bienville Parish.) And I have a charming orange tabby named Orange Julius. I adore them. They get along great with the dogs, too.

My cats never sneeze blood. But if they did, I'd take them to the vet!!!

[birdgirl73]

I wanted a Dallas win, too, but it was not to be. They were outplayed, no doubt about it.

I really think Mark Cuban is such an asshole. I like Avery Johnson. But I hate Cuban.

[minnesota man]

I also have a fancy dog but I like my cat way better. Hi birdgirl. Hi Kiss the World.

[baisez le monde.]

Is that you in your sig?

in meh avatar thingy?
yes....

[HazardousToking]

minnesota, a round of chess?

[minnesota man]

That's what sucks about coming on strong. You lose your hunger and get lazy. Dwayne Wade is a superstar!

[HazardousToking]

in meh avatar thingy?
yes....


maybe he means are you a medicated drama queen....

[schwagster]

in meh avatar thingy?
yes....


I was just wondering, it caught my attention, you look rather beautiful...lol

[minnesota man]

Sure. Moth Hotel.

[birdgirl73]

Hi, hon. Cats are just cool people. I was saying on another separate thread about cats that OJ, my orange tabby, has taken to going into my sister's room in the afternoons and lying down beside her. Afternoons are the times when she has the most anxiety and the most pain, generally. Anyway, he always goes in and lies down beside her head and reaches a paw out and touches her face. I think he does it to comfort her.

[minnesota man]

I always treat my cat like I'm not interested and I think it makes her love me more. That took guts naming your cat OJ, birdgirl.

[baisez le monde.]

I was just wondering, it caught my attention, you look rather beautiful...lol

oh...
thank youu
:o

[birdgirl73]

That took guts naming your cat OJ, birdgirl.
How come? You mean because folks might associate the letters with OJ Simpson instead of Orange Julius?

[Pete Rock]

birdgirl you named your cat after orange juice:confused:

[minnesota man]

Yeah. It's like if a seriel killer shoots up the McDonald's in your town. Kind of readjusts the town heritage.

Now look what you did Pete. I didn't even have time to bake a cake...:mad:

[birdgirl73]

Yeah, I kind of thought about the whole negative OJ connotation because five years ago when I took in this cat, that story was still a lot fresher than it is now. But somehow he just looked like an Orange Julius the first time I saw him. He's bright orange and very boldly striped and very pudgy and solid and sweet. It just fit. Crazy, I know.

We actually refer to him as Jay around the house.

[minnesota man]

That's cool. I call my son j (short for Jack).

[birdgirl73]

Well, I think I'm calling it a night. I have to give my sister her late-night pain shot at 1:30 a.m., and then nurse Bird tries to get some shut-eye herself. Talk to you manana!

[baisez le monde.]

goodnight birdgirl!!!!

[minnesota man]

Good night birdgirl. I hope we meet in the same dream although last time I tried lucid dreaming, it turned out real bad. Don't ask me about it.

[baisez le monde.]

i would sell my soul right now for some sushi, sex, and smirnoff.

[Lethal G]

i would sell my soul right now for some sushi, sex, and smirnoff.

SHAME ON YOU!!

.. you should sell it for weed instead, lol.

[minnesota man]

I bet your good at eating sushi. I like scallop hand roll.

[Pete Rock]

i would kill right now for some spaghetti, syrup, and soup.

[baisez le monde.]

asabkjgsdfbjk

hand rolls are my weakness!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmm

[baisez le monde.]

i already have some weed. not really in the mood for it. isnt that wierd!

[Pete Rock]

very weird.

[baisez le monde.]

did everyone go to bed?

[Lethal G]

Nope, I'm still here.

[minnesota man]

No. I'm playing chess and trying to keep somebody from committing suicide. How are you?

[baisez le monde.]

oh. um... how pleasant?
that kinda sucks major balls

[baisez le monde.]

except chess is pretty tight

[minnesota man]

Yeah. Tell me about it. What if he's dead tomorrow?

[baisez le monde.]

uhg. well..........
i onno.
what happens happens?
i mean, i was in that place a few months ago.
not in your place
but in his place
and all YOU can do is be a friend
try to get him some help
i ended up going to a hospital for a week....
sucked ass

[beachguy in thongs]

She's my priestess, I'm her prie-e-e-e-st. Ye-e-eah. Ye-e-eah.

[baisez le monde.]

what? haha

[beachguy in thongs]

Sorry, the song was stuck in my head.

[baisez le monde.]

lol

[minnesota man]

I want to go to a hospitol. That's where I hook up. In the parking lot I mean

[baisez le monde.]

I want to go to a hospitol. That's where I hook up. In the parking lot I mean


what
that made nooo sense to me right now

[beachguy in thongs]

He wants you to meet him in the parking lot for sex.

[baisez le monde.]

oh?

[minnesota man]

well?

[baisez le monde.]

you dont even know me honey
haha

[minnesota man]

I can see in your one eye and I can tell you're attractive and I'm very shallow and trust me I am to please.

[baisez le monde.]

should i meet you in a hospital parking lot in minnesota? should i fly out right now?

[minnesota man]

No. I'd rather come over there.

[baisez le monde.]

or are you gonna fly to me? hmmmmm?

[baisez le monde.]

oh. haha. wonderful.

you know its cool how every thread i start turns into something involving having sex with me.

[beachguy in thongs]

And Minnesota Man's on my messenger list, so...

[baisez le monde.]

whats that supposed to mean? hah

[baisez le monde.]

how old are you guys anyways?

[beachguy in thongs]

It will be like a virtual threesome. 21/

[beachguy in thongs]

Wait, that's my vision...

[minnesota man]

I would totally make love to you for 2 days straight.

[minnesota man]

Oh Beachguy.

[beachguy in thongs]

31.2 - 4 more posts and Minnesota Man reaches 1,000

[baisez le monde.]

I would totally make love to you for 2 days straight.

wow.
tempting
haha

[minnesota man]

35. How old are you?

[baisez le monde.]

i would honestly not like a threesome with two guys.
id rather have another girl. ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

Christina, here.

[baisez le monde.]

young young young
19

[beachguy in thongs]

Hmmm, she's not beyond my borders, Minnesota Man. I'd think twice, if I were you.

[minnesota man]

Yeah!

[minnesota man]

I'll start working out.

[Jay Matix]

baisez le monde. u should go on aim?

[baisez le monde.]

I'll start working out.

hahha
you better.

[baisez le monde.]

should i?

[beachguy in thongs]

You should watch the Weather Channel?

[baisez le monde.]

maybe i should?

[minnesota man]

Stop telling her what to do. She's a big girl.

[baisez le monde.]

lol

[minnesota man]

Give me a month. Are you in L.A.?

[Pete Rock]

baisez u play any instruments?

[baisez le monde.]

trumpet, learning violin and piano, and acoustic geeetar, oh and baritone

[HazardousToking]

Look at these old men flock to this young beauty like flies to shit


tisk tisk...lol

[baisez le monde.]

Give me a month. Are you in L.A.?
me? um pasadena

[Jay Matix]

Stop telling her what to do. She's a big girl.

Give me a month. Are you in L.A.?

dude.. shes a teenager she doesn't want some 35 year old from minnesota lol :dance:

[baisez le monde.]

ahahahahaha

[minnesota man]

I don't live in Minnesota nor am I from there.

[beachguy in thongs]

dude.. shes a teenager she doesn't want some 35 year old from minnesota lol :dance:


Or a 31 year-old from Virginia Beach. :(

[minnesota man]

I once dated a girl from Pasedena. Theresa something. Rich as fuck.

[HazardousToking]

ah please dont let this turn into a pissing contest over a girl on a forum that you dont even know

[minnesota man]

I once dated a girl from Pasedena. Theresa something. Rich as fuck. She said her friend married the singer from Stone Temple Pilots. I don't know if she was telling the truth. I was living in Venice at the time and I really didn't like her a whole lot. She had too much money and was really unstable.

[baisez le monde.]

ah please dont let this turn into a pissing contest over a girl on a forum that you dont even know

how old are you

[HazardousToking]

a solid 19

[minnesota man]

Haz is 17 I think. He looks like a young Marlon Brando. Lemme find a picture...

[HazardousToking]

dont get all butt hurt cause i owned you in chess

dont be posting pictures from my photobucket w/o my permission you cunt

and i am 19

[HazardousToking]

who the fuck is marlon brando..

[baisez le monde.]

im not even that pretty
lets just get over me
all the under 20's can stay though....

[Pete Rock]

ya'll need to get on Full Tilt more often. Play at the 100/200 tables.

[beachguy in thongs]

19 and still using words like "pissing".

[baisez le monde.]

isnt it that one guy....

[Pete Rock]

who the fuck is marlon brando..


he's that dude from Friday, the one who took a shit in a bush.

[beachguy in thongs]

poor Hunter S. Thompson!
im bored. anyone wannnnaaa taaalk?

So, how's your cat? :confused:

[Jay Matix]

he's that dude from Friday, the one who took a shit in a bush.
hahaha wow :stoned:

[baisez le monde.]

So, how's your cat? :confused:

hes meowing like a little bitch.

[HazardousToking]

19 and still using words like "pissing".


who are you to judge

now piss off cunt...

[beachguy in thongs]

You should've taken her to the emergency room as soon as she started spitting up blood.

[baisez le monde.]

who are you to judge

now piss off cunt...


ohh

BURN

[beachguy in thongs]

who are you to judge

now piss off cunt...

Geez. Calm down.

[HazardousToking]

he's that dude from Friday, the one who took a shit in a bush.

lol, google is more useful than you

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000008/

[Reefer Rogue]

Sorry to hear about your kitty, do you have a pic of him?

[minnesota man]

Haz is just joking. So I put a mask on your face and blurred out your friend. It's one you postrd before but you have a mask on.

[baisez le monde.]

Sorry to hear about your kitty, do you have a pic of him?

yes i do! i have a pic where im holding him!

[HazardousToking]

ahh ok, long as my buddy is cut out of the picutre whatever

[Reefer Rogue]

yes i do! i have a pic where im holding him!

Prove it :p

[Jay Matix]

yes i do! i have a pic where im holding him!
http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/00824/11/41/824221411_l.jpg

[HazardousToking]

you like all this attention baisez?

Your threads seem to have a faster rate of growth

[minnesota man]

You sure you don't need a chaperone, baisez?

Here's mister handsome with the foul mouth.

[Reefer Rogue]

http://myspace-411.vo.llnwd.net/00824/11/41/824221411_l.jpg

Kool cat. :smokin:

[HazardousToking]

You sure you don't need a chaperone, baisez?

Here's mister handsome with the foul mouth.


thanks mom


i kinda meant cut him all the way out, too late now....

[minnesota man]

Goodnight kids.

[baisez le monde.]

okay!

[baisez le monde.]

attention is fun

[beachguy in thongs]

So would be someone petting me.

[Jay Matix]

So would be someone petting me.
hahah beach guy you needa get out a lil meet a chick or two :dance:

[Reefer Rogue]

Waking up early without weed sucks ass.

[HazardousToking]

Beachguy is a total thread-kill


Guy is fucking weird, some vibe just from his posts creeps me out. Im pretty hard to creep out, even though he may play it off as hes joking, theres just something off about him... anyways..


Thanks creepy weird mofo!


EDIT: and you have too many fucking posts! :p

[Reefer Rogue]

I like Chris' humour. :o

[baisez le monde.]

my ass hurts from sitting too long.
im goin out for a cig.

[Pete Rock]

Chris Tucker is one of the funniest dudes in comedy.

[Pete Rock]

I'm bout to watch Hostel, anyone see it?

[HazardousToking]

haha i liked that movie


not gory enough though....although no movie seems to feed my gore appitite

[baisez le monde.]

hostel had nowher near enough gore.
and too much boobies.

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, I'm skipping down because I'm pissed, ya' Hazardous Toker, driving me into this game.

Don't tell me to get out and meet some girls, fucken Jay Matix, I've been living with one for five years, ya' immature prick.

Thanks, Oliver, for the comment.

Love ya', le monde.

[Pete Rock]

I'm now :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: as a mutha fucka!

Baisez you should start these late night threads more often. I'm bout to watch Hostel and drink some lemonade. Peace out.

[beachguy in thongs]

That movie's good.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I saw the unedited-version.

[baisez le monde.]

I'm now :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: as a mutha fucka!

Baisez you should start these late night threads more often. I'm bout to watch Hostel and drink some lemonade. Peace out.

oh ive been trying to start one every night,
cause infortunately im an insomniac =[

[beachguy in thongs]

I think you're some maniac. :rolleyes:

[Maui Wowie]

Hunter!

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V

[Reefer Rogue]

^
^
^

Gatherer :dance:

[HazardousToking]

Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than a internet predator like beachguy!

[beachguy in thongs]

Look at Mr. Judge Everyone. :rolleyes:

Internet fucken predator.

Thanks for running me off this site.

I can't post here anymore, just to prove my point to you.

You are a complete asshole, also.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

oh ive been trying to start one every night,
cause infortunately im an insomniac =[

as you can see from her post count, Growing and Growing every minute, like a cancer in a middle aged mans left testical.