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cmorbud
06-20-2006, 09:53 PM
ok my wife just had the last of her teeth removed.
any one out there been on the receiving end of the gummer hummer?
baisez le monde.
06-20-2006, 10:10 PM
oh geeeeez
cannabis campbell
06-20-2006, 10:23 PM
that sounds sick
TheSpearMan
06-21-2006, 10:29 PM
lol at this pic
muncheemama
06-21-2006, 10:33 PM
i was trying to come up with the usual sarcastic type of one-liner....but i just cant say anything to that...
trippruss
06-22-2006, 01:34 AM
they are the BEST!
moggggys
06-22-2006, 01:39 AM
how , you got cast iron balls or something
zephyrinne
06-22-2006, 04:00 PM
LOL
Oh man..
holysmokin
06-22-2006, 04:24 PM
Do you live in a trailer? Work for the carnival?
moggggys
06-22-2006, 05:19 PM
shit u sussed me
im a midget married to a hairy tall woman, but its ok i got a long tongue
geonagual
06-22-2006, 05:45 PM
HAHA. He said "gummers"
PureEvil760
06-22-2006, 06:00 PM
Buy her grapes, its funny to watch toothless people eat them.
muncheemama
06-23-2006, 02:33 AM
Buy her grapes, its funny to watch toothless people eat them.
thats funny:thumbsup:
muncheemama
06-23-2006, 02:57 PM
Buy her grapes, its funny to watch toothless people eat them.
I woke up in the middle of the night and laughed my ass off to this....thanks...best laugh ive had in a while...
JunkYard
06-23-2006, 08:58 PM
I woke up in the middle of the night and laughed my ass off to this....thanks...best laugh ive had in a while...
Same here... Too funny!
Btw, cmorbud, I've been on the recieving end of a gummer, lol! It's quite the experience, man. She lost her teeth in a car accident, but oh boy did it make her good at blow jobs, haha!
:thumbsup:
NightProwler
06-24-2006, 12:03 AM
ok my wife just had the last of her teeth removed.
any one out there been on the receiving end of the gummer hummer?
hahahahahahahAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A is that why she got them pulled???? aahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
YouD0nt
07-20-2006, 02:25 AM
Buy her grapes, its funny to watch toothless people eat them.
That makes-a-me laugh (in the voice of the italian chef on simpsons) :thumbsup:
Breukelen advocaat
07-20-2006, 04:16 AM
I've also heard of this referred to as a "Gum Job". I did a google search, and the first hit I got was a patent for a product with that name!
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6244269.html
Gum Job
A two piece pliable, edible, flavored mouthpiece to be worn by one consenting adult performing oral sexual activities such as cunnilingus and fellatio, and the like, on another consenting adult. The mouthpiece can be formed from pliable flavored edible materials such as but not limited to starch jellied candies, gelatin candy(i.e. Gummy Bears TM), starch gelatin, licorice, chewing gum, and the like. The mouth piece includes a top U-shaped single piece set for fitting about the front top and partial top side teeth of the wearer, and a bottom U-shaped single piece set for fitting about the front bottom and partial bottom side teeth of the wearer. The wearer clenching down customizes the fit of the mouthpiece therein and changes the sharp hard edges of the teeth to be soft and rounded. Each piece uses more material adjacent to between the front teeth, tapering to less material toward the back of the side teeth. Optionally, at least one of the top and bottom teeth members can have a half circular through hole, through a center portion of the front teeth section to allow a portion of another person's body part such as a tip portion of a person's tongue, nipple, toes, fingers, clitoris, penis, and/or body fluids to pass therethrough.
I don't know if the product below is the same thing as the above patent description, but it seems to be. :dance:
http://fantasyinc.net/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1401
Shannon
07-20-2006, 11:39 PM
thats funny:thumbsup:
LOL
LordSmaug
07-22-2006, 03:41 PM
Additional generic "grossed out" comment.
zeebo phillips
07-23-2006, 03:08 AM
They mention gummers and other silly things in this:
http://www.dailysixer.com/rcggcity.shtml
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