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Sig
06-20-2006, 08:49 PM
Wow.. Don't watch Cast Away while stoned... What a sad fuckin movie!!!

What movies have you watched while stoned and decided it was not such a good movie to watch stoned.. Did that make any sense?



"We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up, and knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had lost her - that I was never gonna get off that island - that I was gonna die there, totaly alone - that I was gonna get sick, or injured or somthing. The only choice I had.. The only thing I could control, was when and how and where that was going to happen - so I made a rope, and I went up to the summit to hang myself. I had to test it, you know. You know me. - The weight of the log snapped the limb of the tree. - I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over nothing.. That's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew somehow that i had to stay alive. Somehow I had to keep breathing, even though there was no reason to hope, and all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did; I satyed alive, I kept breathing, and one day that logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in and gave me a sail. and now here I am. I'm back - in memphis - talking to you. I have ice in my glass - and I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have kelly, but I'm so greatful that she was with my on that island - and I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing, cause tomorrow the sun will rise and who knows what the tide could bring."

GanjaBob
06-20-2006, 08:52 PM
Man king kong..... i fucking fell asleep after an hour of that cuz i was blazed out of my mind.

friendowl
06-20-2006, 08:55 PM
passion of the christ
[what the fuck this movie sucked
after they hit jesus with a pineaplle
i lost interst]

abandon
all i remember was a man falling in the water

any movie with pauly shore you must not watch

baisez le monde.
06-20-2006, 08:56 PM
they hit jesus witha a pineapple?

ghandi
06-20-2006, 09:00 PM
Watching the krays ripped would send me white :confused:

smokey
06-20-2006, 09:07 PM
The Wall i cant watch any of it when stoned freaks me the f**k out

Kryzco
06-20-2006, 09:18 PM
I watched Pauly Shore is dead while stoned and found it amusing

I can't watch PI stoned

its fuckin weird to me

baisez le monde.
06-20-2006, 10:06 PM
seriosuly though

when the fuck do they hit jesus with a pineapple?!!?!

Alive
06-20-2006, 10:14 PM
Donnie Darko is a fucking creepy ass movie when your baked.

Lethal G
06-20-2006, 10:15 PM
Any kind of drama sucks to me while high. Pay It Forward is a good example.. I'd watch it any day while sober, but not while high.

graph
06-20-2006, 10:16 PM
passion of the christ
[what the fuck this movie sucked
after they hit jesus with a pineaplle
i lost interst]

abandon
all i remember was a man falling in the water

any movie with pauly shore you must not watch

bio-dome never stops pissing me off even though the worst is probably encino man. It hurts to watch people laugh at him.

growitandsmokeit
06-20-2006, 10:51 PM
Was at Glastonbury festival once and the had fear and loathing and the exorcist on both at the same in the cinema field freaked me out a bit as I was on the comedown of a really bad acid trip.

poorprincess
06-21-2006, 03:50 AM
full metal jacket

Doctor mj
06-21-2006, 04:24 AM
"Napolean Dynamite "
I thought that was was soo dull. How can someone in reality act like that!

TrainOfThought
06-21-2006, 05:12 AM
requiem for a dream.... watch it once stoned because it makes it that much deeper of a movie... but then never do it again!

TrainOfThought
06-21-2006, 05:13 AM
oh yea.. and blow stoned is preety depressing

Pride
06-21-2006, 05:15 AM
Oldboy is a psycologically disturbing movie. After watching it I had to throw up.. I couldn't sleep...
Brilliant movie......

Jay Matix
06-21-2006, 05:21 AM
basically sad movies or confusing movies (where you have to think a lot and really be into the movie to understand it)

good movies = funny/adventure movies. (harold and kumar go to white castle) is the best

Breukelen advocaat
06-21-2006, 05:22 AM
Don't watch Gimme Shelter, the documentary about the ill-fated Rolling Stones performance at Altamont, on acid.

Junkdogg88
06-21-2006, 05:24 AM
i got totally lost in "cabin fever", it was gay movie anyways

baisez le monde.
06-21-2006, 05:39 AM
i second requiem for a dream
its already almost to intense for me when im not stoned

MVilleToker
06-21-2006, 07:09 AM
long , boring movies and movies you have to think alot suck while stoned. Action movies and funny ass movies are defiantly the best

EastStandHibby
06-21-2006, 07:29 AM
Half Baked...I was almost crying at the end when he gave up weed for his his girlfriend:( dunno why i found it really really sad

Reefer Rogue
06-21-2006, 07:41 AM
Independence day *YAWN*

chronic xx haili
06-21-2006, 10:42 PM
yeah so once i wanted to see what it would be like to watch a scary movie while stoned ... so me and a friend got fucked up then went to watch the ring two .. umm bad idea it sucked when stoned and totally ruined my high ... idk about you but i'll never watch a scary movie again while stoned

<3

growitandsmokeit
06-22-2006, 12:23 PM
Requiem for a dream is pretty powerfull stuff. Napolean Dynamite is better stoned is a quirky film I quite like it.

Cloud997
06-22-2006, 02:11 PM
Do yourself a favor and save two hours of your life by not watching Hostel, a horrible and Fuked up movie!

420mory
06-22-2006, 03:02 PM
requiem for a dream.... watch it once stoned because it makes it that much deeper of a movie... but then never do it again!
yay!

Nylo
06-23-2006, 04:31 AM
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch Hotel Rwanda when you're stoned. That movie ripped the heart out of my fuckin' chest =( Like TrainOfThought said, watch it once stoned because it makes it that much deeper of a movie... but then never do it again!


"There will be no rescue, no intervention for us. We can only save ourselves. Many of you know influential people abroad, you must call these people. You must tell them what will happen to us... say goodbye. But when you say goodbye, say it as if you are reaching through the phone and holding their hand. Let them know that if they let go of that hand, you will die. We must shame them into sending help."

BongSmokityDuo
06-23-2006, 08:06 AM
What the bleep do we know.....it has many interesting stoner-thought provoking ideas in it, but overall it just drags way too much to keep a good high going

UnViaje
06-23-2006, 08:39 AM
gummo

Tray7
06-23-2006, 03:18 PM
I love the movie Crash... great movie! Anyway... yeah, don't watch it stoned.. fucking hate it now.

flamingskullballs
06-24-2006, 09:52 PM
i dont know why everyone is bashing on the intense movies....requiem for a dream, various kubrick films, pi, etc are the BEST ones to watch stoned

the worst to watch stoned though is Cannibal Holocaust...i threw up twice

MaryJaneintheCloset
06-24-2006, 11:32 PM
Deliverance.

EbertsFat
06-25-2006, 01:36 AM
A couple days ago me and my friend watched this movie from Germany. It's called "Alice". It's the story of Alice in Wonderland but really fucking creepy. It seemed like it lasted 3 hours but was only about an hour and a half.

kush07
06-25-2006, 03:28 AM
Dawn of the Dead. To me it is one of the most realistic movies about what would happened if some shit like that happened. Maybe I was just too stoned. But anyway, no horror or psychohorrors as they mess you up for some time.

Happy Toking :rasta:

GHoSToKeR
06-25-2006, 01:43 PM
the fucking shining dude, dont watch that high.. lol

Mingles
06-25-2006, 08:26 PM
I'd have to agree with Smokey. The Wall freaked me the hell out when I was baked. Anything dark or scary will freak me out when I'm high though. Thats why I stick with comedies only. (D & C, Half Baked, H & K go to WC, etc.)

Puff Piff
06-26-2006, 01:26 AM
Like water for Chocolate..

yoda
06-26-2006, 03:17 AM
"Napolean Dynamite "
I thought that was was soo dull. How can someone in reality act like that!

napolean dynamite was funny when i saw it in theatres, but when i watched it high, i was just kinda like wtf is this shit?

Genuine17
06-26-2006, 08:58 PM
platoon its an awesome movie i saw it first time stoned out my gourd
my mouth was open in aw the entire movie

geonagual
06-26-2006, 09:01 PM
America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget. The worse

DE.Db33t
06-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by EbertsFat
A couple days ago me and my friend watched this movie from Germany. It's called "Alice". It's the story of Alice in Wonderland but really fucking creepy. It seemed like it lasted 3 hours but was only about an hour and a half.
Dude, I did that two from netflix on this trippy purple rug!
That movie did suck.

iwantFUEGO
06-27-2006, 01:37 AM
i dont remeber what its called, but theres a movie thats based on a highschool shooting...
It starts out very weird just following random kids around school as if it were a normal day, and then these two crazy kids come strapped to the max and brutally murder everyone.
Gives you shock because its very unexpected.

kush07
06-27-2006, 03:06 AM
AH, just thought of another one. Not really a movie but it still sucks...

The Evening News.

Happy Toking :rasta:

420mory
06-27-2006, 04:13 PM
"Microcosmos: Le peuple de l'herbe"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117040/

It's a stupid documentary covering one day in the "jungle" of a meadow. Without words it tells the stories of various insects' daily lives in the grass. Shitty pictures with another perspective on things we think we know!

iseriouslyamGod
06-28-2006, 03:55 AM
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
im not saying dont watch it when stoned, watch it in any state of mind.
its very euphoric and psychedelically haunting. anybody else love that movie?

another great movie to watch stoned, probably the best of them all, is The Life Aquatic. holy hell the three-legged dog. intern. hennessy's crew. bill murray in a speedo shooting phillipinos. "im gonna call you stevesie." we laughed the whole way through, and almost died. :stoned:

spacelamb
06-28-2006, 03:31 PM
The Exorcist....I've never been able to watch it all the way through, it freaks me out.

Its a Plant
06-28-2006, 03:35 PM
Ohh, the Exorcist is a great flick, and yes, I shit my britches every time.

I would say definitely stay away from "Driving Miss Daisy". It's boring enough, so just imagine it ripped outta your mind. Talk about putting you to sleep. It is useful for knodding off to sleep quickly, so it's not all bad. Wait, yes it is. Besides a certain cool driver.

brains
06-28-2006, 03:44 PM
watch grandma's boy. fuckin funniest movie ever, that and harold and kumar go to white castle. rich stuff.

420mory
06-28-2006, 04:57 PM
anyone dared watching 'this revolution wont be televised' ?

this is quite cool as well:
Roots of the Matrix
[Torrent]
http://isohunt.com/dl.php?id=9658355
more info:
http://www.michaeldvd.com.au/Reviews/Reviews.asp?ID=5928

its very nice to see in combination with:
What the bleep do we know?!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399877/
buy/rent it or download (http://isohunt.com/torrents.php?ihq=what+the+bleep&ext=&op=and) it.

james420
06-28-2006, 11:24 PM
Superman Returns. Just got back. The first 20 minutes were great. It was all downhill after the stadium.