A solo session thread.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I've been smoking by myself since 5 A.M. I, finally, decided to create a thread on it. I just had a solo session, and, I incorporate "Janie Neilpearta" into my solo sessions. I'm, also, playing "MLB '06: The Show" and the Yankees are beating the Royals 3-0 in the third. Carl Pavano has a one-hitter going through three.

[beachguy in thongs]

I guess, the solo sessionists are still sleeping. :cool:

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

6:44am here, just got off of work. Me and my Bong just pulled a solo session. Good night.

[crudemood]

I hate solo sessions, I suddenly have a hatred for this thread!
I'm kidding!

[beachguy in thongs]

I hate sexy girls with wings...pulling on my eyelashes with pliers.

[psychopixi]

I hate sexy girls with wings...pulling on my eyelashes with pliers.

How often does that happen then?

[Sauce]

I hate sexy girls with wings...pulling on my eyelashes with pliers.

Me too, they are so damn mean

[beachguy in thongs]

How often does that happen then?
Every time she's ( :mad: ) ragging. :smokin:

[Coughka]

Solo sessions rock. More for me.

[GHoSToKeR]

Is that baseball? It doesn't even make sense.. Man you Americans have some weird sports... :P

Smoking alone is awesome like if you stay in on a Friday night for whatever reason and you've had another shitty fucking day at work.. Just put on some awesome music and let the day wash off you. That's what i'm doing now, except it's Saturday, but you get the point... :D

[Coughka]

Baseball what now? I hate baseball...

You probably weren't even talking to me, but whatever. :p

[GHoSToKeR]

Man if you're as stoned as me it's all good, lol.. You should hate baseball, it sucks because I don't understand it and they hardly ever show it on tv over here.. :p

[Coughka]

lol. I'm American and even I don't understand that boring ass game. I'll stick to basketball.

And yes, I probably am as stoned as you.... Or at least working my way there. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Nooooo! Dude basketball is the same. If a game isn't covered over here it's because the game is shit and boring, not because .. Shit dude i was half way through that sentence and had a total mind fuck and couldn't remember the rest.. Sorry, lol

Man solo sessions rule :) Time to watch something funny.. any suggestions? :confused:

[Coughka]

Do they show any toothpaste commercials where you're from?

[GHoSToKeR]

Yeah, are you suggesting I like, watch them? lol yeah we have toothpaste commercials, always with some perfect looking chick or some dude with a huge chin modelling their stupidly white, Photoshopped teeth.

Uhh yeah, what about them? :)

[Reefer Rogue]

Solo sessions blow my mind.

[GHoSToKeR]

Solo sessions blow my mind.

Hey dude!!! How's it going? We're fucked, come join us :D

[Coughka]

Yeah, are you suggesting I like, watch them? lol yeah we have toothpaste commercials, always with some perfect looking chick or some dude with a huge chin modelling their stupidly white, Photoshopped teeth.

Uhh yeah, what about them? :)

Ah, I had a good joke ready, but I'm bored with it now.

Where are you from BTW, and what sports do you like? Since you're the expert on sports.

[Reefer Rogue]

Hey dude!!! How's it going? We're fucked, come join us :D

Sounds good, I'm just jamming to all the Hendrix I have. Good times. Right now time for Earth Blues :stoned:

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm from the UK, and I don't like sports, because they suck because I don't like them.. :p Well okay I like to surf occasionally, and go running, and play snooker but i'm usually high when I do... Man that almost started to sound like the beginning of a personal ad, so that's why I had to add in the 'i'm stoned' part..

How about you?

Reefer awesome, I just listened to All Along The Watchtower, I dunno if that's actually a Hendrix song or Bob Dylan, too stoned to find out or think about it.. uhh but it's awesome :D

[Coughka]

I'm from the UK, and I don't like sports, because they suck because I don't like them.. :p Well okay I like to surf occasionally, and go running, and play snooker but i'm usually high when I do... Man that almost started to sound like the beginning of a personal ad, so that's why I had to add in the 'i'm stoned' part..

How about you?

lol.

I like long walks on the beach, candle lit...... :p


I love sports, but that is because it has been a part of my life since I was a kid. You know how we crazy Americans with our confusing sports do.

[Big Calhoun]

I've had solo sessions all day. Just came back from Steak and Shake...now I'm watching my wife make a fool of herself playing Dance Dance Revolution...bought her the game and one of those dance mats...where's my camera!?!?!?

[beachguy in thongs]

Lacrosse is the shit.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol :D

Does your wife smoke too? my friend at work was telling me about how awesome it is to smoke with your wife, it made me wanna get married, i almost punched him.. lol

Edit: Hey Beachguy!! :D

[Reefer Rogue]

So, America 1, Italy 1. The saga contines... for now.

[Coughka]

You talking football?

[Reefer Rogue]

Could be, or I could be speaking nonsense.

[beachguy in thongs]

edit: Hey, Stoker!!!

Does who's wife smoke? I don't have a wife. :smokin:

[GHoSToKeR]

Me neither. Someone did, somewhere..

[Big Calhoun]

lol :D

Does your wife smoke too? my friend at work was telling me about how awesome it is to smoke with your wife, it made me wanna get married, i almost punched him.. lol

Edit: Hey Beachguy!! :D

Nah, the wife doesn't smoke. Quite honestly...it's probably better she didn't.