911 what's your emergency

[friendowl]

Dear friendowl,

Congratulations! You have passed the screening process for the position of Public Safety Dispatcher Trainee (911 Operator) with the City of Ventura.

Your name has been certified to an eligibility list for this position and forwarded to the hiring department.


in front of me i got a screen with a map of the city
every street
every police car
every ambulance
every firetruck
every helicopter
is shown as a dot on the screen
as calls come in you send units
where they need to go
fucking awesome job
im one step closer homies

[m.g.]

oh man, it's the end of the world as we know it...

[friendowl]

thats not a fellow stoner talking

you must be one of them

[hempsmoker25]

it might be cool to know the police and helicopter routes though

[Gothen]

Thats badass, I bet that job gets pretty good pay and benefits seeing as to how its a city job, friend.

Whats the random urinalysis screening situation at a job like that?

[partyguy420]

it might be cool to know the police and helicopter routes though


yea, the first thing i thought when i heard that. i mean, have a cell phone there and when some wants to go smoke a bowl, they call you up on the cell and be like dude weres the piggys at, and you say well send one over right away if they are close to you, and then yea, think of something for when they are out of the area.

[beachguy in thongs]

You have to let me know your hours, so we can coordinate it. Congratulations, control tower. Over and out. Roger. Forty-five.

[Ganjasaurusrex]

"yes Id like to report someone growing marijuana in their house"

You: click.

They call back.

"911 pizza, how may I help you".

Them: click.

[orangeman]

"yes Id like to report someone growing marijuana in their house"

You: click.

They call back.

"911 pizza, how may I help you".

Them: click.

ROFL, if that happened in real life I'd crack up.

[Skink]

HELP there's a guy and he,,, "recording static" Wait a sec mame,I got my puter screen on Cann.com,,, "recording static" Bang! Bang! Bang!!!

No shit Congrats...

[birdgirl73]

Congrats, Friendowl! That's great. I used to be a paramedic, and the dispatchers have a huge role in saving lives before the medics can get to them. Sometimes you have some big-time dramas, too. We had one dispatcher who'd delivered two babies by phone (by walking them through what to do). Have fun juggling all the calls! Hope you love your job.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

no its 000 here or 112 for mobiles

[yabatab]

Its always good to have more people like this to represent
the marijuana smoker. Its one more little step in the right
direction keep up the good fight friendowl.


Maybe you can pull a Hunter S. Thompson and run
for sheriff in your local town...LOL....just a suggestion.

[Inferius]

Shittttt.
What an awesome sounding job.
Stressful... But great.

-"911 What's your emergency?"
"Hey operator, i'm all alone, naked, surrounded by pounds of the devil's weed. Yeah, that's right, MARIJAUANA! Please help me, i'm so scared...
*background noise* -thumping footsteps, slamming door, screech of tires..

[notrightquite]

Inferius ... man I wish I was less stoned. I thought you meant a dude was saying that. He was all cracked out and shit.

[tootsie roll]

Congratulations!That's a great job. You'll have to amuse us with tales of crazy calls ok?

[3rdEyeVision]

maybe you shouldn't be posting stuff like that up in case people hack onto the comp your using(if your using it there) and get all that info or whatever... I dunno its just not the smartest thing to post up probably lol

[Kryzco]

That so fuckin awesome man!

congrats

just another situation to disprove the theory that stoners are burnouts with no use in society

way to stick it to the man!

btw how do you get that job, what are the requirements

[Reefer Rogue]

Hooray for Friendowl!

[LIP]

Well done mate. But i'll never be able to call you, im on 999 :(

I meant who the hell thought of that?

When we had the phones that you had to turn around, 9 was the furthest away so why did they make the emergency number so hard to damn well dial lol

[wordddddd]

thats pretty sick dude. if im ever in ventura im totally calling you to make sure youve got my back and make sure no cops are coming near me when i smoke. thats so chill dude....its so much power to abuse. i love it. (im an emt and its just as fun...saving peoples lives, making friends with the cops so i can basically get away with anything haha)

[Big Calhoun]

Cool, congrats. So how do those GPS tags work?

[geonagual]

Dear friendowl,

Congratulations! You have passed the screening process for the position of Public Safety Dispatcher Trainee (911 Operator) with the City of Ventura.

Your name has been certified to an eligibility list for this position and forwarded to the hiring department.


in front of me i got a screen with a map of the city
every street
every police car
every ambulance
every firetruck
every helicopter
is shown as a dot on the screen
as calls come in you send units
where they need to go
fucking awesome job
im one step closer homies

Sounds like your gonna get a cool job. What kind of hours will you get? How is the pay on that? I am one nosey stoner. lol. Naw, I am in the job market again and figuring out what I want to do.

[friendowl]

go to city of ventura
or city of los angeles org
and look under jobs
you can even apply online
real easy

starting pay is around 35,000
plus overtime
hours suck for normal folks
but ima nite owl i like graveyard

so many jobs available online

[minnesota man]

I hope you end up doing that friendowl. You are wise and chill man like your name.

[sweetnhighz]

sweet owl u finally got that job! i hope mine comes threw...should know something next week about it...hmmm owl an 911 operator and me doing background checks...interestings

[Inferius]

I live directly off of ventura... Ojai... Ventura is like where everybody in ojai goes to shop... damn.. :cool: :stoned:

[friendowl]

o hell yeah
im always in ojai
do you hike around there
matilijia creek
rose valley falls
santa paula canyon
lake casitas

i bet you know some good swimming holes
next time im out that way ill hit you up
hows the herb in ojai

[Inferius]

Ahhh fellow ojai lover!! haha
I hike all the time, mother's a hiking guide and some of the views are just... breathtaking.
Rose Valley falls is where my aunt got married, I go up there all the time, I haven't blazed up there yet, I plan to many times this summer. It's basically my favorite place on earth besides Pine Mtn...
Lake casitas, gonna borrow a friends boat or canou or w/e I can get ahold of and drift off with my pipe and fishin' pole for a few hours...
As far as I know, most of ojai's weed is roof-or-closet grown regs. Most of the good stuff is bought in santa barbara.
I'm a night owl as well... I've always been. Not sayin' it like I go out to bars and parties constantly, I don't, I just always feel comfortable and happy at night...
How old are you friendowl??

[friendowl]

29 lil homie
your moms a hiking guide [thats real cool]
wheres pine mt sounds good

ask moms about swimming holes