Shiting bricks

[Prozac fairy]

Well my last day of school and my good it was amazing...we had a BBQ on the field and then we were free!!! Well me and my mate decided to hotbox his car after the Leavers assembly...so we meandered to his car and got comfy and started lighting up. It was all good, the car was smokey and we were REAL high. About half an hour later this lady ...who looked like a police officer cycled past...she looked into the car and me and my mate just looked soo sketchy. she stops and talks to sum ppl in my year a couple yards away. IT WAS A POLICE OFFICER!! wow we were freakin out...we thought ok we'll wait a bit stop smokin and see if they go away. 20 mins later they are still there. We were convinced they kept lookin at our car as well. Anyway we thought well chain smoke sum ciggies at least thats not illegal. And it out till they go. Me and my mate sat in silence...it was o tense. The as i look out my window a big police van pulls up OMFG!!! thas wen we shat ourselves..."THEY'RE COMING FOR US GRAHAM!" lol that wat i kept shouting. Again we paniced but stayed in the car. We knew that if we opened a window...the smoke wud pour out and they wud smell the weed...we cudnt get out for the same reason...we were fuckin stuck!! so we sat there for longer thinkin about how my career in law and Graham's career as a psycologist was ruined...COMPLETLY RUINED OUR HIGH...paranoia completely took over. But after an hour they all dispersed. and apparently the reason to why they were there was becoz they egged and floured sum residents cars....omg i almsot ripped off the guys who did its heads off!!!

But anyway after that we went to the beer gardens and drank and smoked from the early afternoon til the early mornin...wat a gud day.

thought id share that lol

Come and tell ur scary close encounter with the police wen ur stoned off ur face......

[minnesota man]

I'm glad your safe. Dude, if you're going to be an attorney, you better learn how to write.

[Big Calhoun]

Really...

The only close call I had was a few months ago before I moved to Texas. One night, my wife and I had argues (we were staying at the mother-in-laws right before the move) so I decided to go out. Smoked a bowl on the way to a friends house. At his house, smoked another bowl and we had a couple of drinks and then went out to the Cheesecake Factory. Smoked another bowl before going in and drank like 5 Tanqueray 10s and Tonics. No now, 4 hours later...we're ripped beyond belief. Get in the car and start heading back to his place. I usually don't drink and drive but figured I was OK. Made it to his place and he asked if I wanted to stay and sober up but I was like, "No, I gotta get back home". So away I go. Now I'm getting sleepy, foot is a little heavier on the peddle... Halfway home, I smoke another bowl and continue on my way. Maybe about 3 blocks from the house...I get red-lighted. Damn NBPD!!! He's asking me all the usual questions and I'm trying to answer without slurring. Finally he takes me out and asks to do a field sobriety test...I'm fucked!!! So I get out and suprisingly pass that with flying colors. So then we wants to search the car...umm, there's a fuckin 1/2 O sitting under the seat. So I politely explain that I'm just trying to get home and I understand why he pulled me over but since I passed the test I didn't think I should be subjected to a search of my vehicle also. Well, in the middle of this conversation, I guess he got back word that I had no warrants and he simply said that he understood and to make it home safely. Yeah, I lost about 20lbs sweating through that one.

[Prozac fairy]

hey man...im blazed..give me a break

[likemclever]

ROFLâ?¦.that story is just too funny.

Why didnâ??t you just start the car and leave?

I donâ??t know how you guys were able to breath in there with all the mj/ciggy smoke.


Glad it all worked out for you.

[Bong30]

i dont smoke in my car anymore unless i have a long road trip.


NEVER sit in your car and smoke.... you are asking for a tap on your window.

[orangeman]

ROFL, I love reading humorous stories when I'm high and I actually had a vision of the whole situation lol! That was hillarious. Sorry about it fuckin your high up xD.

[Gothen]

Yeah, I completely put myself in that situation as you and then your friend was my friend, and it just felt SOOOO right. lol Because one time during our school lunch hour we went out into the parking lot in his Chevy Blazer (we call it...DA BLAZE! lol) and we started mackin' on dis corn cob and this dank shit we had gotten. 60 bucks for a 20! Anyway, so we started smoking hardcore and guess who decides to drive up in his little golf-cart vehicle, THE DEAN OF BOYS! Yes, Yes, THANK YOU! So, needless to say, we ducked like a MOTHER and pretended we weren't there, and then when we decided to go back in 20 minutes later, we found the dean of girls waiting for us. She didn't smell the pot, but we got all day in-school suspension for "leaving for lunch."

it was fun....=x lol

[MyDadsACopStoner]

well if u couldnt tell by my name my dad is a cop. Hes been a cop for 25+ years for the Fort Worth police department. (right next to D town if ya didnt know) Any ways he ironic thing is he used to do mescaline and peyote and all kinds of crazy shit as well did my mom. kinda weird how fucked up people come to be cops, but ne ways i jsut recently made a crazy ass deal w/ em. WHEN i graduate college my parents both agreed to chief down w/ me. Ive always wanted to smoke w/ em and now i finally will and also i got some fuckin great drive to get thru college just so i can see my parents baked of their ass. on another note fuck cops

[drboots13]

I'm glad your safe. Dude, if you're going to be an attorney, you better learn how to write.
Haha i was going to say the same thing but its only a forum. Thats awesome you didnt get caught good luck in your carreer choice.

[drboots13]

well if u couldnt tell by my name my dad is a cop. Hes been a cop for 25+ years for the Fort Worth police department. (right next to D town if ya didnt know) Any ways he ironic thing is he used to do mescaline and peyote and all kinds of crazy shit as well did my mom. kinda weird how fucked up people come to be cops, but ne ways i jsut recently made a crazy ass deal w/ em. WHEN i graduate college my parents both agreed to chief down w/ me. Ive always wanted to smoke w/ em and now i finally will and also i got some fuckin great drive to get thru college just so i can see my parents baked of their ass. on another note fuck cops

How does your dad not get caught? tellll meeee :dance:

[MyDadsACopStoner]

my dad doesnt do ne drugs as of now... he used to and he will if i got ne thing to do w/ it

[drboots13]

Oh thats chill. Sucks hes a cop now but seems like hes cool.

[Jay Matix]

yeah man i paranoia is the number 1 buzz killer. I've had a few experiences similar to this...

[krons]

just last weekend me and sum friends got drunk and smoked a some j's and we were walking around. then we saw a cop so we went into a wendeys and i put my weed in my shoe. we walk out and the cops pull up and tell us to take a seat
my friend had his bowl on him but he stashed it in a bush when wwe sat down. by now i was shitfaced and i dont really know what happend but we didnt get in any trouble. but when i got home my dad knew i was drunk so it sucked but atleast the cops didnt catch me.

[flamingskullballs]

weird how fucked up people come to be cops
no man...there is no "fucked up people"...just people...

we gotta learn to have respect for all individuals, including yourself

when i go to any kind of picket line, i wear my suit

[hubblebubble]

PROZAC good luck for the 14th

[BizzleLuvin]

when i was younger and JUST started smkoing pot, i went over to a friends house for a party. we start a bonfire in the bakyard. the neigbors come over with a 24 pack of busch. next thing i know, the cops come walking around the house. they give the neigbors and my friend a talking-to about underage drinking and bonfires. i was SO BLAZED. i freak out when the cop asks for my information. i had a blanket over my arm with a baggie of weed in it. we (the cop and I ) start heading over to my car for my ID and I panic. i give in and hand him the baggie, trying to act all responsible. he says something along th lines iof ' ill let you go this time' and chucks at least an eighth of herb into the woods.