There's a Lizard in my kitchen!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Goddammit... he's peeking his head out from under my fridge, and I can't get at him. And I'm high, so I'm sitting here like an idiot with my feet up on my desk typing so he doesn't come and run up my leg or something!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Oh shit... now I don't see him. FUCK!

[PaRaNoIa]

Look in you're hair!

Or, right above you.. That's where lizards tend to hide.. In hair or right above people.. Just watch out..

[minnesota man]

You should catch him and befriend him. Lizards are cool. Here's a pic of mine. Diego the Bearded Dragon. I had an iquana named Henry years ago but my roommate's Golden Retriever killed it.

[mrdevious]

What type of lizard is it? where do you live?

[friendowl]

lizards are gentle creatures
dont hurt em
he just wants to peek under your skirt
be a lizard aint easy

[MaryJaneScott]

I have a lizard in my house too!
but he's in a cage...

what kind of lizard is in your kitchen?

[Genuine17]

are you trippin? that might just be a box of rasin bran

[Fengzi]

When I lived in Florida we used to have lizards in the house all the time. They were those little, color changing, anoles a lot of people call chameleons. They ate roaches and other bugs so we didn't really care. A lot of people considered them pests though. Now, I always laugh when I see them in the pet stores out here.

[Skink]

Don't be afraid,it's only me...

[Sauce]

Don't be afraid,it's only me...

lol

[chisme]

slimzee says hi!

[chisme]

anola's r cool lol my tokays would kick their asses thou hehehee

[slipknotpsycho]

anola's r cool lol my tokays would kick their asses thou hehehee
i had a tokay once, if that's spelled right cuz i always thought it was Anole, perhaps it's the uk/us thing like color and colour tho...

[NightProwler]

aww comeon!!! theyre so cute! i own an anole, gecko, and water dragon

[slipknotpsycho]

i had a tokay once, if that's spelled right cuz i always thought it was Anole, perhaps it's the uk/us thing like color and colour tho...
yea i looked it up, tokay is spelled right, mine was a mean little bastard, chisme is yours? the first thing mine ever did, was bite me and draw blood, fuckin little razor sharped fang bastard.... funny enough, i named him razor lol.. i actually miss him =/

[chisme]

i dunno man lol

we say anola's as in AN-NOLE-LA!
i think you guys say A-NOLE

BUT IM NOT 100% SURE ABOUT THAT

[LIP]

I lke the way Amercan and English pronouce things differdenntly like, mum/mom, temato, an a load of others. Is this stned ranblming.?

I cat belivee ho high i m rite now.

[birdgirl73]

Lizards are the coolest! We have tons of little pink geckos around our house. I was running the sprinklers tonight, and nine or ten geckos came out of their little nooks between the bricks and woodwork and clung to the bricks, which were still warm from the hot sun all day long, and drank water and caught bugs. I just love the little things. I have to be careful, though, because I have an orange tabby cat who likes to go outside with me when I work in the yard, and he likes geckos, too. For dinner!

[minnesota man]

That's cool birdgirl.