ROAD TRIP

[da haze meister]

T Minus 17h 1m
My father and I are going on a road trip starting tomorrow at 7am and ending on july 4th. We are going to San Antonio, TX, Pagosa Springs CO, Taos, NM, and possibly Mexico if i can talk him into it. Ill try and post from these places. We are traveling down there in a Saturn L300 with a turbo and brand new hi flo air filter (gets 350 HP and 25 mpg) but we are planning on renting dirt bikes, quads, and off road trucks and goin out into the desert. he used to always be stationed out there (was career military man... enlisted to Colonel,) and he keeps raving about how great the scenery and desert really is. We are camping, along with stayin in friends timeshares (thank you, rich people.) I will write a journal thing on the way and post it here. This shit is gonna be great... male bonding. i always liked my dad... he really doesnt care if i blaze, he knows its the only thing that calms me down with out shitty side effects (i.e. side effects from methamphetamine based product like Concerta or Adderall, and dopamine producers such as Strattera) and he says as long as i get good grades hes cool with it. so this should be quite an experience. i am taking a break from packing to write this... and i hope it goes well. Anyone live down there or have visited? i hope this shit will be fun... he used to go to Nellis AFB in Vegas and Groom Lake facility all the time (that shit is top secret) now he is retired and works for a CIA security consultant (more top secret shit) giving people temporary clearance based upon interviews and shit. meaning, basically, he is free whenever he wants to be. im kind of high right now btw. i hope this shit goes well. anyone live down there?

[friendowl]

sounds like good times
buckle up

[da haze meister]

sounds like good times
buckle up
hell yeah
my dads prolly gonna fill it up with supreme
put some new street tires and rims on it
and take me to an airfield he knows about
abandoned 2 mile field used to be used for experimental craft
he can get in cuz of military ID
and hes gonna let me thrash that fucking car

[josh g]

And it's T minus 4 hours and 37 mins until i leave for the airport goin to amsterdam!!

It's my bday yay!!! Happy bday to orangeman too!! haha.

Hope you have fun on that roadtrip haze!!

[da haze meister]

And it's T minus 4 hours and 37 mins until i leave for the airport goin to amsterdam!!

It's my bday yay!!! Happy bday to orangeman too!! haha.

Hope you have fun on that roadtrip haze!!
thanks homes
hope you have fun in A-Dam
just like fucking Hempomatic (looooool)
im gonna go there someday

[Ae...]

Have fun...

Couldn't have picked much better places to go to on a road trip.


Oh yeah welcome back, too.

[da haze meister]

Have fun...

Couldn't have picked much better places to go to on a road trip.


Oh yeah welcome back, too.
thanks man

[da haze meister]

im ready to tell dad and mom i aint going
cuz theyre actin like fuckin assholes
they say that curfew here is 10 but it is 1130
and then they want to sit in the fuking parking lot and watch me skate
fuck those fuckers im leaving

[friendowl]

hahahaha
let em watch you homie
curfew whats that ????

[clear the way mugs]

haze why do you type like friendowl for?, hop off his jock.

[Skink]

weigh it out,do you really wanna go??? go and deal with the obstacles when they present themself...JMO...

[Skink]

haze why do you type like friendowl for?, hop off his jock.
WTF does this have to do with the topic???

[clear the way mugs]

it doesnt but its something i have noticed.

[Psycho4Bud]

it doesnt but its something i have noticed.

You may want to read the sticky in the lounge from sundance....a little something about personal attacks. Lets keep it mellow

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[clear the way mugs]

Uh oh here comes the power trip.

[Psycho4Bud]

Uh oh here comes the power trip.

LOL....your a funny person! I gave a suggestion, thats all. It's up to you!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[da haze meister]

rode up to tops (grocery store)
ran from store security after sampling over 1lb of candy
then came back in and bought a bunch and a 40oz (my 22yr old friend did)
and sat out front sippin on it
in a paper bag
there was a fucking shooting while i was sitting out there
freaked the fuck outta me
i dont think anyone was hurt.... it was way at the end of the parking lot i see alot of smoke and hear a bunch of pop pop pop
like automatic sounding then this buick peels out and drives away
4 cops and one ambulance come
but then i saw the funniest thing ever
a budget rental moving truck rolls up and the back opens
out comes seriously 25 mexicans and they walked into the store

[go toke up]

but then i saw the funniest thing ever
a budget rental moving truck rolls up and the back opens
out comes seriously 25 mexicans and they walked into the store
hahahahahahahahhahaha!

[da haze meister]

T Minus 6 hr 30 min
im stoneedddd.... lol
resin hits wil do that to ya right?

[minnesota man]

Notice how bitter banned people come back and make asses of themselves?

Don't you pity them? (I'm not talking about CrAzYpOtHeAd/thewooman. He's just a crazypothead.)

Way to let that asshole comment slide, da Haze.

Hey Skink, Chisme, that was funny when you said you were the lizard in MJITC kitchen. Haha.

[da haze meister]

Notice how bitter banned people come back and make asses of themselves?

Don't you pity them? (I'm not talking about CrAzYpOtHeAd/thewooman. He's just a crazypothead.)

Way to let that asshole comment slide, da Haze.

Hey Skink, Chisme, that was funny when you said you were the lizard in MJITC kitchen. Haha.
im confused...
im leaving in thirty
goodbye cann.com
much love

[KEGS]

Haze you have a safe trip sounds like a lot of fun
your dad sound's like he has lived A adventures life
I Know i like it when my pop's tell's me about life
in the navy in ww2. I'am sure he will bring a side arm
with him. I never drive cross country with out one
have a good time look forward to hearing about your trip

[sweetnhighz]

b careful haze and have fun!

[da haze meister]

checking in from jackson tennesee
dont know if thats by you sweetnhighz
it would be cool though
we drove on that scenic road... dont remmeber the name
natchez trace thats what it was
shits tight
went to nashville... goin to memphis to meet three 6 mofuggas
damn im tired
ill check in when i get to san antonio

[sweetnhighz]

hey i live right next natchez trace! u was only 20 mins from me fool, lol dayum...jackson is about 3 hrs away from me. b careful hun and mayb u can stop on the way back and say high! i live right off I-40, ttyl

[jamstigator]

Since you'll be semi-near, if you can, spend a night at Saguaro National Forest in Arizona. Really nice desert scenery. There's also a big meteor crater near there which is also a nice place to hang out for a night. Also, the White Mountains are excellent fun if you climb a peak and camp out there, and watch the sun rise in the morning from atop the mountain. (I was stationed in Arizona for a couple of years in the Army, so I explored the area some.)

[da haze meister]

hey i live right next natchez trace! u was only 20 mins from me fool, lol dayum...jackson is about 3 hrs away from me. b careful hun and mayb u can stop on the way back and say high! i live right off I-40, ttyl
lol damn!
i was real close i was on fuckin I-40 for like an hour lol
i prolly saw yer house lol
fuck man if it was just me i would come out there right now
sheeit ill come down there some day my dad wont be cool with me just meetin someone
but ill come down here again in a year
today i am leaving for texas... driving to san antonio.
right now i am at the comfort in next to the casey jones hotel and village
drivin my train high on cocaine casey jones ya better watch your speed
but some day ill come out there i promise ya that
ill bring a vintage couch jersey too
and we will blaze lol
but for now ill talk to all of ya in a few days.

[Euphoric]

have fun yo
did u like memphis, cause thats my hometown \m/
listening to 3-6 right now (by coincidence) god i rule.

Did u take a camera

[sweetnhighz]

lol damn!
i was real close i was on fuckin I-40 for like an hour lol
i prolly saw yer house lol
fuck man if it was just me i would come out there right now
sheeit ill come down there some day my dad wont be cool with me just meetin someone
but ill come down here again in a year
today i am leaving for texas... driving to san antonio.
right now i am at the comfort in next to the casey jones hotel and village
drivin my train high on cocaine casey jones ya better watch your speed
but some day ill come out there i promise ya that
ill bring a vintage couch jersey too
and we will blaze lol
but for now ill talk to all of ya in a few days.


lmao couch jersey? could ya at least give me a jersey thats still with the team? how bout a frye jersey? now that would rock! have fun in tex...

[da haze meister]

have fun yo
did u like memphis, cause thats my hometown \m/
listening to 3-6 right now (by coincidence) god i rule.

Did u take a camera
took a camera... canon rebel 2000
i went through ghetto ass memphis... and ghetto ass little rock...
right now i am in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area
about to leave for san antonio
saw the little rock central high school
where integration began
that was cool shit
big fucking school

lmao couch jersey? could ya at least give me a jersey thats still with the team? how bout a frye jersey? now that would rock! have fun in tex...
lol fuck that thats why i said vintage
would you rather have a garcia jersey *throws up a little in mouth*
im in dallas right now
tell minnesota man

[KEGS]

By now your prob thinking when the fuck are we going to
get out of texas.San antiano is reel nice you will like that.
stay safe.

[minnesota man]

Exactly Kegs! da Haze, you went right past me.

Don't forget to do some heavy petting with the dolphins in San Antonio.

[sweetnhighz]

lol fuck that thats why i said vintage
would you rather have a garcia jersey *throws up a little in mouth*
im in dallas right now
tell minnesota man[/QUOTE]


ahahahaha! think u funny. i cant stand garcia! have you noticed every team hes been too they have done shit while and after he was there? hes a dayum curse! go frye!

[da haze meister]

lol im at a military base
in the san antonio area
its nice out here
my dad likes bone thugs lol
so far we have traveled 1500 miles
tomorrow its on to del rio
and then up to angel fire NM
cant wait
call me sweetnhighz

[sweetnhighz]

ill call ya babe...just b careful!

[da haze meister]

well last night was fuckin crazy
our car broke down in the parking lot (shorted out battery)
in san antonio
after we got back from the river walk
well about an hour later we are waitin for the tow truck
at 1:05
and five guys show up one with a lead pipe and one with a bat
i thought they were just fuckin around
they came up like "yall havin car trouble"
and my father is like yeah
so they start trying to open the hood
but we explain to them the problem
but they persist
well long story short, one of the guys pulled a switch blade and demanded all of our money
my dad hits one of the guys (black guy) in the face when he tried to push him
then knees him as he falls over
the other guy with the blade just gets more pissed and comes at me
my dad is like "go to the glove compartment"
so i go and he winks
and i open it and lo and behold, my sigpro 9mm
the guys were at the back of the car
so im like im gettin the money
and i come out and slowly check the chamber of the gun
and level it at the guy with the blade
he pulls a .22 revolver (i think it was cuz it wasnt loud)
and fuckin fires at me
he completely missed so i start just squeezing off shots at the group of them
i dont even know who i hit but i saw the wood bat break into like 1000 pieces and i saw mr .22 fall over half way through the parking lot
i chased them and picked up the lead pipe
they all pile into an astro van
and i keep shooting
i think i flattened the tire
but i dont know
i threw the pipe at the car and dented the fuck out of the back of it
and majorly fucked up the window
im sure i hit the gun guy now that i think about it
he fell over and his friends got him up
fuck those fuckers pisses me off takin advantage of tourists
i think i hit the black guy that my dad punched too
but it didnt end up being towed till this morning so we stayed in a holiday inn right next to the lot
and in the morning the police were at our car
asking what happened
cuz i didnt get all of the shell casings, they got called, and there was a small bullet hole in the rear right window of the car
i told them and they got descriptions, wrote up reports, and checked out the gun permits
dont fuckin mess with texas? dont mess with me
i was scared shitless when he pulled the gun, im not gonna lie
fuckin almost shit my pants when he shot at me
then i just squeezed the trigger lol
and to those of you that are gonna flame and say that im lying
go ahead lol i dotn care
i just found it funny
well in short cuz of that delay, we are staying at randolph for another night then goin tomorrow to carlsbad caverns
i got new golf clubs today too
and those of you that think im pulling a hempomatic, ask BobBong to verify my IP
Randolph AFB San Antonio Area TX
ill keep in touch goin to see flight 93 at the base theater
its like 2.00 for an adult ticket thats so great
peace everyone

[3rdEyeVision]

not really flaming but I just dont really believe all of this story, your dad works at a "top secret" base or something which you somehow know about, seeing as its top secret they wouldnt be able to tell their kids and especially wouldnt want it posted on the internet, then your travelling all across texas and colorado and stuff. thats a huge, expensive trip for someone who lives in the "ghetto", then you shoot people lol I dunno man...... sounds kinda like the other trip you took which we later found out was a lye.....

[da haze meister]

not really flaming but I just dont really believe all of this story, your dad works at a "top secret" base or something which you somehow know about, seeing as its top secret they wouldnt be able to tell their kids and especially wouldnt want it posted on the internet, then your travelling all across texas and colorado and stuff. thats a huge, expensive trip for someone who lives in the "ghetto", then you shoot people lol I dunno man...... sounds kinda like the other trip you took which we later found out was a lye.....
i get what yer sayin, bro
im not really poor, and im not rich
it is a fucking road trip, relatively cheap compared to, for instance, flying
this isnt top secret dude, its randolph AFB
he dont work for nothin top secret... hes retired... working for a security contractor in washington, giving people clearance cuz he has it
he just cant tell me about the specifics
and what other trip did i take that was later a lie? tell me that?
are you talking about when I exposed hempomatics lie?
i mean just ask bobbong he can check my IP for ya...
i am in the lobby of the lodging department at randolph afb
so fuckin cheap... 40 bucks for a huge suite
and i just saw flight 93 and copped a bunch of clothes
i never said i was dirt poor or nothin... i know some rich ass kids that live in the ghetto
i dont live in the horrible ghetto,... never seen a dead guy, never seen none of that
i can see why you are skeptical though
w/e homes believe what you would like to believe... i cant prove the shooting thing of course
but i can prove that i am down here
bobbong can you PLEASE tell them that i am

[m.g.]

yeah, that's the ticket!

[3rdEyeVision]

ya maybe im thinking of someone else fer the other trip, I remember they said they were at the airport with a laptop er whatever......I still dont believe the gun part of your post though lol

[da haze meister]

ya maybe im thinking of someone else fer the other trip, I remember they said they were at the airport with a laptop er whatever......I still dont believe the gun part of your post though lol
alright
i already said believe what you want
but good call cuz i was fucking around
but we did almost get fucking mugged until the owner of the lot drove up and they scattered
i was just tryin to see how long it would take lol
good call tho
lol
but that dude was rasta kaze... he was here a long time ago under the handle hellomandude
but he has since disappeared
a new yorker...
and i exposed hempomatic by gettin him to admit he was not in amsterdam

[3rdEyeVision]

thats right, I remember that him now....he was a white kid that grew shrooms and had toads and stuff lol

[Jeff Spicoli]

cool

[minnesota man]

That's a good story da Haze. You had me goin.

[Jeff Spicoli]

what are you talking about, why would someone lie on the internet? :cool:

[sweetnhighz]

alright
i already said believe what you want
but good call cuz i was fucking around
but we did almost get fucking mugged until the owner of the lot drove up and they scattered
i was just tryin to see how long it would take lol
good call tho
lol
but that dude was rasta kaze... he was here a long time ago under the handle hellomandude
but he has since disappeared
a new yorker...
and i exposed hempomatic by gettin him to admit he was not in amsterdam


DUDE I CAN SO BEAT YOUR FUKN ASS FOR LYING! you had me scared as soon as i read that post and thought the shyt was real, i mean wtf haze? why do you gotta make up stories and post them? has it ever come across to you that some fukers here do actually think of you as a friend and mayb care? ugh anyways im out.....:mad:

[KEGS]

Haze wat up I'am glade to hear that that burn did not really happen
somthing like that happen to me I broke down on the feeder road on 59 an
little york "Houston" i walked to the phone to get a ride I saw a car with four
people checking me out they saw me on the phone i waited a bit then walked
back to my truck they had come around and stop an asked if i needed any
help but i told them no that's o.k I already called the police to help me out
they jumped in thear car an split this was like 4:30 in the morning.
Anyhow stay safe and have a good trip.-

[da haze meister]

DUDE I CAN SO BEAT YOUR FUKN ASS FOR LYING! you had me scared as soon as i read that post and thought the shyt was real, i mean wtf haze? why do you gotta make up stories and post them? has it ever come across to you that some fukers here do actually think of you as a friend and mayb care? ugh anyways im out.....:mad:
im sorry sweet...
im in new mexico right now
just went to the carlsbad caverns
boy that shit is trippy
i was high all day off my roaches and a few grams i got from my cousin who works in san antonio
seein all that desert shit in west texas and NM was like a whole new world for me
dad even let me drive for 20 miles
got that saturn to 100 mph lol
scared me
i blazed and went into the caves... omg that was fucking trippy
so was the 650 mile drive
goin to roswell and Los Alamos tomorrow
but much love to ya sweet... im sorry i was fuckin around
much love to everyone here

[Alive]

I'm going to sound like a prick but....why the fuck did you lie about the story with the .22? Just to look hard on a forum infront of a bunch of stoners? Seriously man, even though you said you were joking why the fuck would you make that up in the first place, people obviously care about you on here even though they do not know you in real life.

[Jeff Spicoli]

he does this from time to time. :cool:

[Nochowderforyou]

Yup...Uh huh...Yeah...Okay....nice story.

[m.g.]

i can't believe a thing you say...even the stories show no imagination for entertainment purposes. live your life in the real world, not in your mind. no one here cares about your dream adventures or anyone else's for that matter so save them for rasta kaze and hempomatic. perhaps the next new room we should have here should be called "the bullshit room"? making up stories to impress invisible friends, LOL, what's next?

[da haze meister]

rofl whatever
i was just tryin to see what type of reaction it would evoke
anyway... we have put over 2600 miles on the odometer so far and im at a *free* resort in angel fire (near taos) new mexico
its fuckin amazing out here... i blazed after i woke up... and my dad asked me if i was high and im like yeah... we talked about me smoking and he said that he would be much more comfortable with it once im 16... but he thinks i am responsible and that cannabis should def be legal and is better than alcohol... hes gonna talk to my uncle (long time pothead for years. then cops a 6 figure job at lucent) about it and then talk to my mom about it
im happy now he thinks its ok
but being high seeing all this desert terrain was really fuckin weird... like being on a different planet or somethin... im used to urban areas and shit like that never once have i lived in the country. its great
sweet where are you?
im sorry if that offended people... didnt know people actually care about an internet friend lol
much love sweet
anyway... im here for two more days... playin golf and goin whitewater raftin... dads lettin me drive all day tomorrow.
much love to all you folks
and yall that still dont believe me with regard to where i am currently posting from... ask bobbong to trace my IP

[3rdEyeVision]

how long are you and your dad taking vacation for.....and how old are you??????

[da haze meister]

how long are you and your dad taking vacation for.....and how old are you??????
im 15... and i think we are out here till the 2nd or 3rd of july

[friendowl]

was up killer
road trip sounds long
wheres all the girls on your trip

you gotta bang a rural girl
cmon haze

[da haze meister]

was up killer
road trip sounds long
wheres all the girls on your trip

you gotta bang a rural girl
cmon haze
rofl i aint been in one place more than a day
and schedules tight
but yer right i gotta bang a redneck girl
came really close a few years ago
then i had to fucking move
she had a nice body too
like daisy dukes
and that accent
ooooo weee!

[geonagual]

Just made that trip, back and forth, from Ohio to California a few months ago. 36 hours each way, no weed. It was rough. My homie from the Corps lives in San Antonio. Moved there from California for a job opp a few years back. Much cheaper, but not as much to do. Peace

[O. G. ganja smoker]

crazy shit i believe u cuz shit like that always seems to happen like that on road trips u should have domed that fool i wish somebody like that tryed shit like that with me i would love to have them pull a duce duce on me just ta:dance fined out that i pack a magnum:D u can run but i have six little friends and they all run faster than u:dance:

[da haze meister]

crazy shit i believe u cuz shit like that always seems to happen like that on road trips u should have domed that fool i wish somebody like that tryed shit like that with me i would love to have them pull a duce duce on me just ta:dance fined out that i pack a magnum:D u can run but i have six little friends and they all run faster than u:dance:
lol
obviously didnt read far enough
i was kidding
there is a gun in the glove box though

[KEGS]

Keep on Trucking Haze

[Jeff Spicoli]

i can't wait till the next chapter, maybe you'll kiss a girl on her lips :cool:

[da haze meister]

i can't wait till the next chapter, maybe you'll kiss a girl on her lips :cool:
ha ha real funny
hardy har
already did that
it was your mother
and the lips werent under the nose either

[3rdEyeVision]

lol Haze you might wanna throw that gun out the car before your dad lets you drive the next time hahaha imagine it too a cop, a 15 year old kid driving a rental car with a handgun in the glovebox lmao you'd get in so much shit if someone pulled you over...... your dad seems a bit paranoid though to bring a fucking gun on a roadtrip(I dont even bring a knife or anything when im hitch hiking lol).

[da haze meister]

lol Haze you might wanna throw that gun out the car before your dad lets you drive the next time hahaha imagine it too a cop, a 15 year old kid driving a rental car with a handgun in the glovebox lmao you'd get in so much shit if someone pulled you over...... your dad seems a bit paranoid though to bring a fucking gun on a roadtrip(I dont even bring a knife or anything when im hitch hiking lol).
lol its our car...
and we have the registration and permits for the gun on hand
plus, i can easily pass for 16-17
and there is little police presence out here

anyway... today i smoked the last roach and went white water rafting... then drove into the mountains with dad
it was cool as fuck

[da haze meister]

leaving Taos today
goin to CO springs AF academy and great sand dunes
ill talk to yall in a few days

[O. G. ganja smoker]

ok ok u got me im lazy and dident read it all, but yea u made me look bad for beliving u:p i beleved it cuz in tha ghetto shit happends all the time wish u good on ur trip and stay high homie

[Bong30]

lol its our car...
and we have the registration and permits for the gun on hand
plus, i can easily pass for 16-17
and there is little police presence out here

anyway... today i smoked the last roach and went white water rafting... then drove into the mountains with dad
it was cool as fuck

have fun in colorado haze...........

[friendowl]

i am sad to report
that the haze master
has been brutally raped
by not one but two grizzly bears
while he was laying unconsciuos
after the attack a wolf ate his balls
he is in intensive care and needs 420 stitches

may your prayers find him

[Bong30]

i am sad to report
that the haze master
has been brutally raped
by not one but two grizzly bears
while he was laying unconsciuos
after the attack a wolf ate his balls
he is in intensive care and needs 420 stitches

may your prayers find him
LOL..... that will teach him.


no it wont:D

[da haze meister]

i am sad to report
that the haze master
has been brutally raped
by not one but two grizzly bears
while he was laying unconsciuos
after the attack a wolf ate his balls
he is in intensive care and needs 420 stitches

may your prayers find him
no my nuts are in great condition thanks very much
you are the one who went to prison lol
jk jk
but now im in pagosa springs colorado
chillin like a villain
yesterday i got blazed with some random people
i was in Garden of the Gods park
and im walkin down from a trail... my dad is a half hour behind me...
and as im turning on the car i see inside the blue pickup next to me
a guy sparkin a glass bowl
so i turn up weed song track 11
and they look over and pull out a fat sack
and i pull out a philly
and i jump in their car...
we just rolled a blunt and blazed it
thats all
i was high and i left
but this weed was the nicest i have ever seen
kinda reminds you of the scene from how high dont it

[Bong30]

That is how we roll in colorado haze.............

[da haze meister]

That is how we roll in colorado haze.............
yeah dude
it was the dankest shit
i mean Cooler than jesus
told me that it was really nice buds out here
but i didnt believe him
but it was seriously the nicest
i have ever seen

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

...:pimp:

[geonagual]

What up Haze?

When you coming to Cali/ Mexico?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

swing by the bay areaaaa, ill smoke you out some medical can club shieeet..anywhere in the bay area, i can take the Bart subway

[da haze meister]

What up Haze?

When you coming to Cali/ Mexico?
in 6 days hopefully
gonna see Cooler Than Jesus

[The Colonel]

i was in San Antonio yesterday. On the River walk for my uncles second wedding on marrige island. its a cool city. but for mexico, all ive really ever done there is go see a show, and drink beer all night.

[Sabu]

no my nuts are in great condition thanks very much
you are the one who went to prison lol
jk jk
but now im in pagosa springs colorado
chillin like a villain
yesterday i got blazed with some random people
i was in Garden of the Gods park
and im walkin down from a trail... my dad is a half hour behind me...
and as im turning on the car i see inside the blue pickup next to me
a guy sparkin a glass bowl
so i turn up weed song track 11
and they look over and pull out a fat sack
and i pull out a philly
and i jump in their car...
we just rolled a blunt and blazed it
thats all
i was high and i left
but this weed was the nicest i have ever seen
kinda reminds you of the scene from how high dont it

gimme a break. sounds so far fetched. thats a scene from how high.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hmm, well, i know for a fact he is on the trip, i talked to him on the phone, and it loks like me and him are gunna get REALLY blazed in about a week, at ocean beach in SF.

[Jeff Spicoli]

he's having the best trip ever

[Sabu]

hmm, well, i know for a fact he is on the trip, i talked to him on the phone, and it loks like me and him are gunna get REALLY blazed in about a week, at ocean beach in SF.

Just because he's actually on a road trip doesn't mean everything he's saying is true. Geez, gullible isn't the word.

[da haze meister]

Just because he's actually on a road trip doesn't mean everything he's saying is true. Geez, gullible isn't the word.
lol
thats what i was saying
it was just liek the scene from that
it baffled me
and i got mad blazed
but say what you want
it was garden of the gods National park
i dont really care anymore
i have used up my lie for this thread
that was the story when i shot a mexican
but this lol w/e
fukkit
oh btw
fuck you mr 6 posts lol

[geonagual]

hmm, well, i know for a fact he is on the trip, i talked to him on the phone, and it loks like me and him are gunna get REALLY blazed in about a week, at ocean beach in SF.

I didn't know there was an Ocean Beach in San Fran

[Sabu]

lol
thats what i was saying
it was just liek the scene from that
it baffled me
and i got mad blazed
but say what you want
it was garden of the gods National park
i dont really care anymore
i have used up my lie for this thread
that was the story when i shot a mexican
but this lol w/e
fukkit
oh btw
fuck you mr 6 posts lol

Yeah dude just keep telling porky pies. Just a little compulsive liar.

[puffpuffand away]

well haze is back...

[Skink]

lol
thats what i was saying
it was just liek the scene from that
it baffled me
and i got mad blazed
but say what you want
it was garden of the gods National park
i dont really care anymore
i have used up my lie for this thread
that was the story when i shot a mexican
but this lol w/e
fukkit
oh btw
fuck you mr 6 posts lol
Why did you let him break you,you were doing so good???

[Cooler Then Jesus]

im gunna try AND get pics, we ar egetting 3 oz, 150$ an ounce. 1 oz is for us, and haze is gettin 3 grams. sweeet other 2 oz are for my freind

[m.g.]

watch your wallet...lol

[LIP]

Yeah dude just keep telling porky pies. Just a little compulsive liar.

You know, you only get to make a first impression once, and from what you posted you made a bad impression on me, and probably alot of other people.

Calm down and dont go insulting members. If you dont like what their saying then dont read the thread. Im sure Haze didnt want Noobs posting on his thread anyway, you dont know him so you have no idea what your talking about.

Ever thought that your opinion might not mean shit to anyone else alive?

[da haze meister]

You know, you only get to make a first impression once, and from what you posted you made a bad impression on me, and probably alot of other people.

Calm down and dont go insulting members. If you dont like what their saying then dont read the thread. Im sure Haze didnt want Noobs posting on his thread anyway, you dont know him so you have no idea what your talking about.

Ever thought that your opinion might not mean shit to anyone else alive?
oooooh pwnt by the LIPster
dude fuckin straight diabolical
HAHAHAHAHHA
evil laugh nooooobs
anyway...
i dont know if there is an ocean beach in SF thats just what jesus said
oh sabu dude it smells alot better if you take your head OUT of your ass
aaargh pirates life for me bitches
anyway... im goin golfin in a few
love driving that cart
scarin dad shitless flooring that shit then almost flipping it
im a good driver
peace

[da haze meister]

watch your wallet...lol
whaddya mean by that?
for Cooler to watch his wallet against my larceny?
or for me to watch mine in SF
either way
thanks for the advice, initials

[sweetnhighz]

cant we all jus fukn get along?

[Its a Plant]

Damn road trips are fun.

Have a blast haZe.

Oh, and Sabu, from the looks of it, me thinks I don't like you...



I love you. *

[Sabu]

I'm no "noob". Plant and LIP do I care if you don't like me?, no I don't. Haze you're a compulsive liar telling fairy tales. Awww what's the matter mummy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to you?

[Its a Plant]

Hey noob, just take the damn compliment. I said I loved you, anyways, garsh.

My my, aren't you just making friends left and right. And I'm on your left. Let's be friends.

[sweetnhighz]

this must b some banned person trying to make a comeback, but until then you ARE A NOOB, take a look at your join date and post count and quit flaming everybody, same goes to haze, dont be like everybody else and give in and be an ass like they are, your soooo much better than that!

[dopesmoker]

yeah haze just ignore the noobs that are trying to be all tough.

hope you are having fun

[Sabu]

Hey noob, just take the damn compliment. I said I loved you, anyways, garsh.

My my, aren't you just making friends left and right. And I'm on your left. Let's be friends.

Oh my fault I read it wrong. My sincerest apologies.

[Sabu]

this must b some banned person trying to make a comeback, but until then you ARE A NOOB, take a look at your join date and post count and quit flaming everybody, same goes to haze, dont be like everybody else and give in and be an ass like they are, your soooo much better than that!


Check out the big brain on Sweet. You one smart motherfucker.

[LIP]

Look Sabu, none of us want to argue with you, but you seem to be provoking all of us to go against you.

This is a problem.

A big one.

Dont post in this thread, your contributuin means nothing to anyone here.

We dont like negative people, which means you wont be here for too long if you carry on.

Just STOP here. Let it go. You are wrong, and VERY annoying.

[sweetnhighz]

Check out the big brain on Sweet. You one smart motherfucker.


no get it right, IM ONE SMART BITCH! damn stupido penche....

[rhino44]

i feel the love

[da haze meister]

Look Sabu, none of us want to argue with you, but you seem to be provoking all of us to go against you.

This is a problem.

A big one.

Dont post in this thread, your contributuin means nothing to anyone here.

We dont like negative people, which means you wont be here for too long if you carry on.

Just STOP here. Let it go. You are wrong, and VERY annoying.
good call LIP
since i have been back from my temporary hiatus, i have been a nice dude
until this... this... STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
Sabu... it is not my fault that your post count is a higher quantity then yer IQ
i would go farther but i dont want to be banned again
so for now, you can lick my sack.
anyway... today i went to the Great Sand Dunes
those fuckers are cool
i almost got struck by fuckin lightnin cuz it started storming as we came to the top of the 750' dune
then got hit with bullet sized hail
fun shit i got mad sandy
and on the way back dad let me drive the car for about 10 miles
i got it to 110 MPH
no fuckin joke didnt see a car for those 10
just chillin in colorado... one more day then to LA we go.

[puffpuffand away]

im happy ur havein a great trip haze...
wish it was me...
b safe...

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hey, ill get some pics when haze gets to SF, ill get pics, he called me from colorado on the condo house phone, he is there. and i heard his dad say yes that they are coming to sf on the phone, this will be so sick, at Ocean beach in SF with a blunt, teheh.

[Sabu]

good call LIP
since i have been back from my temporary hiatus, i have been a nice dude
until this... this... STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
Sabu... it is not my fault that your post count is a higher quantity then yer IQ
i would go farther but i dont want to be banned again
so for now, you can lick my sack.
anyway... today i went to the Great Sand Dunes
those fuckers are cool
i almost got struck by fuckin lightnin cuz it started storming as we came to the top of the 750' dune
then got hit with bullet sized hail
fun shit i got mad sandy
and on the way back dad let me drive the car for about 10 miles
i got it to 110 MPH
no fuckin joke didnt see a car for those 10
just chillin in colorado... one more day then to LA we go.

Awww what? if you get banned does that mean you will have no more friends to lie to?

[LIP]

Sabu, no one wants your imput. Go away. NOW

[Sabu]

LIP why are you crying for?

[LIP]

Does it look like im crying?

Why do you carry on posting here with your 19 posts...

Go away, go join some other forum...

Your not wanted, stop trying to fit in.

You dug yourself a hole, now die in it.

[Sabu]

Wow such hostility LIP. That's why you're a crafty butcher.

[Its a Plant]

Lol.

Sabu, are you really that bored?

It's fine if you don't have shit to do, but don't just start shit b/c your social life is nonexistant.

I'm sure there's something interesting you have to contribute, but so far, all we've seen is you with your asshat on.

Try another hat.

For some reason, I'm starting to think you're some former member who's back from a banning. In either case, either shape up that 'tude or I'm sure you'll see a kick in the rear, out the door. Remember, I CAN predict the future.

[Skink]

Wow such hostility LIP. That's why you're a crafty butcher.
Seriously dude,the mods must be sleeping at the switch,cause you need to leave...

[puffpuffand away]

i have 2 agree...

u need 2 go way...

aint it a bitch ,when no1 can stand ur ass...

ok mods ,where ya at...

[LIP]

Lmao... It's probably another kid... I hope your mommy dont find out your on a CANNABIS website. Imagine the SPANKING rofl!

None of us want to argue with you dude, just leave, we dont want you here. Why bother replying when your obviously not welcome.

[dopesmoker]

what the past few boards are meaning to say is: Get the F**K off these boards

[Sabu]

Wow look at the unity here. ::claps::


For some reason, I'm starting to think you're some former member who's back from a banning.

If you only knew muahhahhahahaa.


i have 2 agree...

u need 2 go way...

aint it a bitch ,when no1 can stand ur ass...

ok mods ,where ya at...

Seems that's the case with you.

[geonagual]

This is the best. Keep it going. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I really don't miss flaming that much...really

[LIP]

Digging and digging and digging... will you ever just go and lay in the hole? I dont mind filling it in for ya...

[sweetnhighz]

awww just ignore the fuker, this is a haze thread not a sabu thread....hope your having fun haze...

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hey Freindowl, haze wants to meet you in Venice beach tommoroww, but he doesnt have internet so he asked me to ask you, email me for his phone number

[email protected]

[da haze meister]

sabu, once again i will say that you can bend over and lick my sack
im not going to go any farther for fear of getting banned

This is Haze's brother. I'm on the phone with him.
Yeah, Friendowl, I'll try to meet you at Venice Beach tomorrow. I don't have internet access where I'm at so I can't reply myself. I don't want this thread to be closed due to flame war, so Sabu, shut your face before being banned. I literally can't wait till I see Cooler Than Jesus in SF. See you at VB friendowl possibly.For my Telly number ask CTJ. Later


That's all he said.

[Its a Plant]

Well on another side note, have a great trip haZe, and safe returns as well!

That being said, I really love you, Sabu. Won't you please come out from under that blanket of negativity and nastiness?? Serious, there is love under THIS blanket... :D

[Sabu]

Haze please stop the crying and the lying, please just stop.

[Polymirize]

Quite the adventure Haze, great thread.

But you know what would make it the best roadtrip ever? If you met some amazing girl. Oh, and solved a mystery. Maybe thwarted some ghost pirates or smoked out with some howler monkeys or something.

Sounds like you've got a day or two of adventures left. Make something happen. It's all been very entertaining so far.

:thumbsup:

[Psycho4Bud]

Sabu is gone for good. Anyone remember a dumbass named King Kong Bong that used to flame in here? hint, hint...........

P.S. No personal attacks on members.....queen kong will never return as a member again.

Have a good one folks!:thumbsup:

[dopesmoker]

excellent thank you

[sweetnhighz]

SEE i told you it was a banned member, didnt know i was king kong bong though, he was always a nice one towards me, psssh i see the true colors now, good job psychobud!

[puffpuffand away]

another 1 bites the dust...

another thank u in order 4 phycho4bud...

peace

[Bong30]

Sounds like Haze is having a good time...........

[LIP]

Haze hope ya having a good time man... And smoking some of the best shit!

Thanks phyco for banning the tard :) We all love ya.

[geonagual]

Tell us about your trip to Venice Beach. I was just there a couple of weeks ago on a weekend and that place goes off.

[friendowl]

damn
just read this
i guess haze is long gone

[da haze meister]

Friendowl he's still in LA check your MySpace this is Haze's bro Jon.:rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :dance: :dance: :dance:

There's been a slight problem with health issue but it's fine now. :dance: :dance: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp:

[sweetnhighz]

gee didnt have any idea haze had a brother nor him going on the trip with him....

[Skink]

Friendowl he's still in LA check your MySpace this is Haze's bro Jon.:rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :dance: :dance: :dance:

There's been a slight problem with health issue but it's fine now. :dance: :dance: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp:
Damn,you look just like yur brother...LOLz... You don't talk like him... tell yur brother Skink said,,, Word...

[Cooler Then Jesus]

So, Haze called me and told me that his dad had a heart attack in LA or w/e, and that he might still be coming to the bay area but probobly not...

any one think he might just be messing with us?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

:confused:

[rhino44]

seeing as he has never lied in the past.......:rolleyes:

[Its a Plant]

Lol, yeahhh, that fake suicide thing a while back is all I can remember.

It only makes me think of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Man how I hated that story. My mom always used it to try and teach me a lesson. I guess I had different plans at 5.

[Jeff Spicoli]

haha, peasants :cool:

[Ae...]

Hah, Goddamn...

Gunfights, random smokeouts, meeting half of the active members on this site, heart attacks and all on top of sight seeing America?

This is really turning out to be a dramatizing experience man. Sorry...traumatizing.

[friendowl]

id like to kick it but it aint possible
haze is just too young

if i let him kick it with the lil homies
he would join the gang and never leave

dad had a heart attack
hope that aint true

[da haze meister]

yeah guys its me again
flew back from ontario airport
if yall dont believe me ill just fucking scan my boarding pass
fuckin shit pisses me off
i can lie about me
but not about him
he was transferred to Cedars Sinai yesterday afternoon
from Riverside Regional
listen i dont care if yall dont believe me and shit
why the fuck else would i fly home
so to the skeptics
you guys can go fuck yerselves

[da haze meister]

Hah, Goddamn...

Gunfights, random smokeouts, meeting half of the active members on this site, heart attacks and all on top of sight seeing America?

This is really turning out to be a dramatizing experience man. Sorry...traumatizing.
half of the active members?
are you kidding or just fucking dumb...
i was possibly goin to meet friendowl and Cooler Than Jesus
now if there is 4 active members on the site... then im missing something
i already said the gunfight was false loooool
but i did blaze with those dudes
and dad did, indeed have a heart attack

[friendowl]

sorry to hear about your dad lil homie
did he just have chest pain and went to the er or what

[da haze meister]

sorry to hear about your dad lil homie
did he just have chest pain and went to the er or what
weird shit happened dude...
two days before the ER he had intense shoulder pain that radiated to the right chest
thats when he drove 14 hrs to get to LA from CO
and he just shook it off
two days later he woke up with a high pulse, very clammy skin
and very sweaty
called the base medic to ask what was up
his EKG was abnormal
and they took him to Riverside Regional in an ambulance
thought he was fine
but next dday after soem enzyme test they said he did indeed have a heart attack

[geonagual]

Sorry to hear about your dad. What where you guys doing in Moreno Valley?

[da haze meister]

Sorry to hear about your dad. What where you guys doing in Moreno Valley?
March Air Reserve Base had rooms available in the quarters
cheap shit... huge suite for 31 a night
plasma TV
yeeeepppp
its ghetto as fuck in some areas around there
i LOOOOVE carls jr.
six dollar bacon cheese

[geonagual]

March Air Reserve Base had rooms available in the quarters
cheap shit... huge suite for 31 a night
plasma TV
yeeeepppp
its ghetto as fuck in some areas around there
i LOOOOVE carls jr.
six dollar bacon cheese


Yeah dude, I live 10 miles from there
Everything is cheaper on a military base fo sure:thumbsup:

[da haze meister]

Yeah dude, I live 10 miles from there
Everything is cheaper on a military base fo sure:thumbsup:
dude
we should have chilled mannnn

[da haze meister]

Tell us about your trip to Venice Beach. I was just there a couple of weeks ago on a weekend and that place goes off.
dude there must have been 15-20 head shops there
bummer i couldnt go in... 18 and up only
i saw some amazing intricate 1000 dollar bongs
dammmmmn man

[sweetnhighz]

sorry bout your dad hun....crazy shyt happens in this game of life

[Willi One Blood]

i read the whole thread and it sounds like fiction to me.

this comfirmed it for me.


Lol, yeahhh, that fake suicide thing a while back is all I can remember.

as for the king kong comment are you tryin to imply that im a ape???

[Psycho4Bud]

Queen Kong dies again! What a dumbass!!!

[Psycho4Bud]

da haze meister...Sorry for deleting some of the posts but please understand....it's not nice to pick on the mentally challenged! I'll let ya off this time but in the future, just try to humor the Queen!:D

Have a good one and best wishes!!!!:thumbsup:

[rhino44]

ahhhahahaa queen kong tried to slip back in did he? lol

[Psycho4Bud]

He's a SAAAAAAAAD lil' monkey!

[Bong30]

Haze pryers with your Dad........

[Jeff Spicoli]

king kong is cooler than most of the people on this site. encluding most of you

how's your dad haze

[Psycho4Bud]

king kong is cooler than most of the people on this site. encluding most of you

how's your dad haze

Yipper, takes one cool dude to sneek in under different names just to flame the forum and its members. :rolleyes:

Whatever dude, have a good one!:thumbsup:

[sweetnhighz]

lol psycho i do agree....even though he was nice to me, mayb cause im a girl or w/e i do not agree with flaming at all....but i got an email from him on myspace stating that was not him yada yada so i dunno.....but haze if u lie about anything else again just to see how people react im coming up to ohio my self to whoop that bottom!

[Psycho4Bud]

lol psycho i do agree....even though he was nice to me, mayb cause im a girl or w/e i do not agree with flaming at all....but i got an email from him on myspace stating that was not him yada yada so i dunno.....but haze if u lie about anything else again just to see how people react im coming up to ohio my self to whoop that bottom!

LOL...it must run in the family then cause it's coming from his computor....that's all I know.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[da haze meister]

lol psycho i do agree....even though he was nice to me, mayb cause im a girl or w/e i do not agree with flaming at all....but i got an email from him on myspace stating that was not him yada yada so i dunno.....but haze if u lie about anything else again just to see how people react im coming up to ohio my self to whoop that bottom!
did it once
wont do it again
fuck that shit
burnt out
ooooowwwwww
my dad really did have a heart attack tho
today they did the angiogram and found the blockage
entire artery is blocked
now they do an angioplasty i think