need help catching dad

[vyise420]

ok so my dad keeps busting me for porn and i was woundering if thers a way to put a program that will keylog all his stuff and mybe even take screenshots and prove that he is looking at porn

[Mingles]

Maybe I'm just high or the fact that my young one is going to one day be growing up and I'll have to deal with this, but right now, this is just funny. Sorry man.

Honest advice? Coming from a father, although it would be extremely awkward, maybe just have a discussion about knocking first maybe. I mean, your Dad is probably just as embarassed about catching you as you are of being caught. It'll pass.

[hipEstoner]

haha, like father like son? im blazed

[darkside]

:rasta: hahahahaa this thread is funny and im fucked up. your dad looks at porn lol. hahaha:rasta:

[graph]

Yeah there is, and you can find it online pretty easily. However, I personally won't tell you what it is for moral reasons.

Just something about wanting to catch your dad watching porn...

[Jay Matix]

hahahahah funniest thread i've seen in a while :dance:

[Bong30]

put a bottle of lotion and some kleenex next to his keyboard and leave a note


"JUST IN CASE"

that should make it all better........

[heyman]

and if you wanna go all the way don't forget the candles ^

[slipknotpsycho]

it's easy, look him dead in the face, tell him to look you dead in the eyes and tell you he doesn't spank the monkey when he thinks no one is watching, if nothing else... get a video camera and hide it and hide it well, over the period of a couple of weeks, randomly start the recording and leave the house/room, if he does do it, you're bound to catch him on tape sooner or later, then leave the tape somewhere he and only he is sure to find it, i think it should get the message across..... but just for a touch of funny-ness, on the label write "Like father, like son, eh old man?"

[josh g]

it's easy, look him dead in the face, tell him to look you dead in the eyes and tell you he doesn't spank the monkey when he thinks no one is watching, if nothing else... get a video camera and hide it and hide it well, over the period of a couple of weeks, randomly start the recording and leave the house/room, if he does do it, you're bound to catch him on tape sooner or later, then leave the tape somewhere he and only he is sure to find it, i think it should get the message across..... but just for a touch of funny-ness, on the label write "Like father, like son, eh old man?"

That sounds sick... Who wants to watch their old man whack off??

[slipknotpsycho]

i never said watch the damn tape, i would think his dad grabbing a box of tissues and pullin up to the computer and messin with his zipper/buttons or the like, would be enough of a hint of what he's about to do and a good time to press stop....

see what you get when you assume, my mind doesn't work that way, i wouldn't want to watch my dad, or any oth er guy for that matter, beat off, for any reason...

[Captin]

hahahaha very funny thread

[t3chyo]

i never said watch the damn tape, i would think his dad grabbing a box of tissues and pullin up to the computer and messin with his zipper/buttons or the like, would be enough of a hint of what he's about to do and a good time to press stop....

see what you get when you assume, my mind doesn't work that way, i wouldn't want to watch my dad, or any oth er guy for that matter, beat off, for any reason...

you mean don't watch the part where is whacks it? Otherwise how do you know if you're handing him a tape with proof?

[slipknotpsycho]

you mean don't watch the part where is whacks it? Otherwise how do you know if you're handing him a tape with proof?
becasue any halfway edcuated person can make a logical guess about the events that are about to transpire, it doesn't take seeing his dick in his hand moving up and down, to know what he's doing....

ever walked in on your brother/other family members underneath the covers and it's shaking virgorously? you didn't actually see what he was doing, but you know because you add 2 and 2 together....

[slipknotpsycho]

i was taking it as a joke, like the whole dick in bleech thing, i mean what good can you really do by proving your dad masturbates, or perhaps he wants a key logger so he'll have access to his dads porn sites, or maybe more i dunno, maybe it ain't even for his dad's computer, i was just responding to the question ~shrug~ i don't care anymore lol

[Bong30]

post a pic of your dad doing the.....

5 knucle chuckle............

booping his baloney.........

beating his meat.........

i like to just beat it against my forehead...... imo

i call it the "double header"...............

[t3chyo]

becasue any halfway edcuated person can make a logical guess about the events that are about to transpire, it doesn't take seeing his dick in his hand moving up and down, to know what he's doing....

ever walked in on your brother/other family members underneath the covers and it's shaking virgorously? you didn't actually see what he was doing, but you know because you add 2 and 2 together....

ok thats actually seeing it IMO(bold). I'm just saying if he hands his dad a tape and his dad did nothing wrong, i't might be sorta awkward. Agree to disagree.

[josh g]

post a pic of your dad doing the.....

5 knucle chuckle............

booping his baloney.........

beating his meat.........

i like to just beat it against my forehead...... imo

i call it the "double header"...............

Ok, now honestly and seriously...
Why would you want that...

[pogmoasal1]

just go threw the cookies on his comp or hit the button to see his history

[Bong30]

just go threw the cookies on his comp or hit the button to see his history

yeah try that.............




Ok, now honestly and seriously...
Why would you want that...

i was joking....

[josh g]

I know...

[BigHomie]

just b glad you have a dad... if the worst thing that ever happens to you is that ur dad catches you jerkin, then you have it pretty nice.

hide ur fuckin porn better, and beat off where he can't find u

[PureEvil760]

Heres an idea: Buy some cheap perfume and spray it on one of his shirts then smear some lipstick on his collar. Heh heh that should teach him.

[orangeman]

ok so my dad keeps busting me for porn and i was woundering if thers a way to put a program that will keylog all his stuff and mybe even take screenshots and prove that he is looking at porn

Next time, try Google..because it sure is out there :).

[Fan o KmK]

ahhahahah dude rofl. who cares. porn/sex/masterbation is natural. as long as ur lookin at soft porn and not some nasty ass gross disgusting/degrading shit its not that bad. tell ur dad to knock next time cuz ur hittin the j and watchin porn duhhh.