tonights experience....

[horror business]

Got a half ounce of white widow last night. Well, when my dealer who had to go through a different supliar got there, he handed me my white widow. when I got inside to look at it, only half of what was inside was the white widow buds. The rest were oregano, or parsley or something. I was pissed, but I decided to roll a joint of the white widow, and deal with that problem later. Well, I payed 70 dollars for this half ounce of white widow.

Well anyway, after smoking the first joint, I didn't 'care that I got ripped off. It was worth it.

Fast forward to today. I invite my friend over, who is an occasional smoker... Like a few times a year. Well anyway, I'm high when he arrives, and I smoke another joint. We listen to the Misfits song "some kinda hate".

In the song, there is a line that says "The maggots in the iron lung won't copulate."

Well, my friend decides to sing along to the song, but during that part he thought the lyrics were "The maggots in the IRS will confiscate". I thought that was funny.

Then, we are listening to "Gin n Juice" by Snoop Dogg, and it says "Rolling down the street smoking indo, sippin' on Gin and juice" and my friend is singing along, and he's a little high, and he sings it "Smoking down the street rolling windows". I thought that was funny too.

Do any of you have any experiences, when you are high, and your friends aren't, and they say something that you find very funny?

Peace,
horror business :rasta:

[Captain Hanks]

dude
70 bucks for a half 0 is a pretty good deal
don be to pissed
and yes all the time
we like to pretend some of the artists are trying to making it sounds like theyre saying something cannbis related haa

[punkrockzero]

i pay $140 for a half ounce

[stoniedastoner]

i get an ounce of schwag for 50$. And i have a low tolerance for weed so its niice. :D

[Fear the Reefer]

damn man, thats a killer price i pay £80 for a half 0z, was your dealer ripped when he sold you that lol

[Blackrock]

I pay $400 a Z for the berries, haze and widows up here. Seems to be the goin rate in this area.

[horror business]

I get pretty good deals for a few reasons.
My dealer and I have become really good friends in the past few months, after discovering we had alot of unfortunate events that happened to us in common. So, he hooks me up because he likes me, and another reason is, he doesn't buy what he sells. He gets it for free, but he has to sell it and pay his supplier back. He usually gets a few pounds a week. Now, about 2/3s of this gets sold usually in quads and ounces, and the rest he smokes. He smokes all through out the day, so yes, my dealer is always ripped when he sells me shit, lol.
Yeah, I just got some more from him, not white widow, but "panama red". I'm breaking it up right now, and then will smoke a joint.

Anyway, does anyone else have any stories to tell of when a sober person said something that was completely funny while you were high?

[soldier1944]

I get pretty good deals for a few reasons.
My dealer and I have become really good friends in the past few months, after discovering we had alot of unfortunate events that happened to us in common. So, he hooks me up because he likes me, and another reason is, he doesn't buy what he sells. He gets it for free, but he has to sell it and pay his supplier back. He usually gets a few pounds a week. Now, about 2/3s of this gets sold usually in quads and ounces, and the rest he smokes. He smokes all through out the day, so yes, my dealer is always ripped when he sells me shit, lol.
Yeah, I just got some more from him, not white widow, but "panama red". I'm breaking it up right now, and then will smoke a joint.

Anyway, does anyone else have any stories to tell of when a sober person said something that was completely funny while you were high?
why would u buy off him again if he gave u parsley last time...?

[ukmonkey]

I get pretty good deals for a few reasons.
My dealer and I have become really good friends in the past few months, after discovering we had alot of unfortunate events that happened to us in common. So, he hooks me up because he likes me, and another reason is, he doesn't buy what he sells. He gets it for free, but he has to sell it and pay his supplier back. He usually gets a few pounds a week. Now, about 2/3s of this gets sold usually in quads and ounces, and the rest he smokes. He smokes all through out the day, so yes, my dealer is always ripped when he sells me shit, lol.
Yeah, I just got some more from him, not white widow, but "panama red". I'm breaking it up right now, and then will smoke a joint.

Anyway, does anyone else have any stories to tell of when a sober person said something that was completely funny while you were high?

you say your friends yet he cut it with herb WTF! Call him up and ask him wtf he's playing at.

[james2theson]

I THINK EVERYONES THINKIN THE SAME THING..IF HES UR HOMIE WHY THE HECK WOULD HE "RIP YOU OFF"?? ( EVEN THO THATS A GOOD PRICE FOR ANYTHING CLOSE TO A HALF O)

[sirsmokesalot]

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