Roulettedares
06-05-2006, 02:11 AM
Okay so my mom/dad go on date, and i take some dank AK47 :D.
I am stoned outta my mind and talking to penguin on the phone and on MSN. Eventually my sister and her friend named shelby came home.
OK shelby is straight-edge, but is anything but a narc. She is very smart and friendly. Anyways my sister is not straight-edge, although hates it when i do drugs or smoke weed (she smokes tobacco which is nasty). Okay so i have money and i say lets go to starbucks and shelby says she is meeting a friend.
I order a grande vanilla latte 3 shots (yum) and a venti mocha for my older sis to share with shelby. I am listening to my sis' odd conversation with shelby (still stoned) and knowing how perverted it is. Im just like "what girls get horny too". okay whatever the guy named estaban comes.
Now Jenna and Shelby are acting retarded and i am still listening to their perverted conversations about eating other people out and having her coworker fuck shelby, and estaban literally says "What are you on!?" to my sister and shelby. Meanwhile im stoned :stoned:
Now my sister the whole time was tripping about her monroe piercing she got that was illegally done by herself (i hate my sisters theyre too dysfunctional) and estaban finally just said "DUde this guy next to me is so fucking high". And my sister is like "Nu uh, your not high james!!" and im like "hehe this guy is smart, youre retarded!" and shes like James youre not red though (no shit i just drank a caffeine loaded coffee thats y) and estaban turns around and goes "dude youre so red".
I was all "Sweet my sister cant tell when im stoned! That means my mom lies to me about when she knows im stoned". If my sis that has BEEN STONED BEFORE cant tell, my mom cant tell!
That night, I had trouble sleeping, i didnt really dream (which is odd cuz i dream everynight) and i kept tossing and turning.
I am stoned outta my mind and talking to penguin on the phone and on MSN. Eventually my sister and her friend named shelby came home.
OK shelby is straight-edge, but is anything but a narc. She is very smart and friendly. Anyways my sister is not straight-edge, although hates it when i do drugs or smoke weed (she smokes tobacco which is nasty). Okay so i have money and i say lets go to starbucks and shelby says she is meeting a friend.
I order a grande vanilla latte 3 shots (yum) and a venti mocha for my older sis to share with shelby. I am listening to my sis' odd conversation with shelby (still stoned) and knowing how perverted it is. Im just like "what girls get horny too". okay whatever the guy named estaban comes.
Now Jenna and Shelby are acting retarded and i am still listening to their perverted conversations about eating other people out and having her coworker fuck shelby, and estaban literally says "What are you on!?" to my sister and shelby. Meanwhile im stoned :stoned:
Now my sister the whole time was tripping about her monroe piercing she got that was illegally done by herself (i hate my sisters theyre too dysfunctional) and estaban finally just said "DUde this guy next to me is so fucking high". And my sister is like "Nu uh, your not high james!!" and im like "hehe this guy is smart, youre retarded!" and shes like James youre not red though (no shit i just drank a caffeine loaded coffee thats y) and estaban turns around and goes "dude youre so red".
I was all "Sweet my sister cant tell when im stoned! That means my mom lies to me about when she knows im stoned". If my sis that has BEEN STONED BEFORE cant tell, my mom cant tell!
That night, I had trouble sleeping, i didnt really dream (which is odd cuz i dream everynight) and i kept tossing and turning.