How did you start your day?

[WaKeNvAp]

i awoke to dry heaves. yeah! fun huh? yeah right. how did everyone else greet the day?

[Up In Smoke 420]

I smoked a couple bowls and ate. Which I'm doing again right now.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

i got off of work at 6am. toke < ( i was gonna edit this but i thought it was funny how i put toke instead of took haha) a " nap " for 1 1/2 hours, waiting for a dood to call me back about a sack! ha !. Oh BTW i used to get dry heaves and all kinds of nasty phlem in the morning, ever since i got a vape, its all gone away =).

[Its a Plant]

I woke up, made some calls and got rid of my responsibilities for the day, then went outside and trimmed some hedges. Then cooled down with a joint and "Casey Jones"

[Gothen]

Let's see...I awoke at 8 am after going to bed at 4 am to Brenda (my ex..mom...) telling me that if I wanted to go with her and my brother and his wife that are visiting from N.C. out to eat and to see a movie, now was the time to get up. Also, that we're not going to see Da Vinci Code like I'd hoped, and that we weren't going to go out to eat at this place I wanted to try, so I just turned over and tried going back to sleep for the next hour. Passed out...then woke up at 2....I warmed up some spaghetti and made some Texas toast and ate....then I got a shower, smoked a smalll bowl in the shower, which was like....20 minutes ago. I'm high but not ripped, and I'm out of bud and it sucks, lol....

So, so far, my day has sucked, and I don't think the night's gonna be any better.

[beachguy in thongs]

Tended to my cat then made coffee.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

Tended to my cat then made coffee.
lol, must be a pretty spoiled cat ey?. I wish some one would tend to me every morning.

[beachguy in thongs]

I know. Me, too. I have to make the coffee.

[WaKeNvAp]

...Oh BTW i used to get dry heaves and all kinds of nasty phlem in the morning, ever since i got a vape, its all gone away =).
these werent the no smoke or too much smoke dry heaves though. i wish, these were the "...i dont have anything in my stomache but the (whatever it is, un-known me) virus sticking to the lining of my stomache..." dry heaves.

[Lightitup44]

woke up in my car at campgrounds for the dave mathews band concert with a friend passed out next to me. It was like 6 and my head hurt from the mushies, opium, beer, weed, cigs, or nitrous. I was pretty hung over and wondered what happened the last two days. The campgrounds were very tight for all yall who havent been...drugs everywhere and cool people.

-peace

[Its a Plant]

ohhh you make me jealous man^

Cept for the nitrous, lol. Wakarusa is in 4 days, and I plan on having a ball!

[Nova]

smoking a cached bowl of chronic while on the toilet. while some drunk lady was telling me to hurry up.

[Smokey21]

i got up at about noon packed up myt steamroller smoked it now im lookin for some more weed( hopefully gettin an ounce soon :) )

[sks1]

woke up smoked, went back to sleep woke up high.. made food.
Best way to start the day!

[DonnieDarko]

I woke up at 3:45 AM .... Found House of 1000 Corpses on IFC .

[bedake]

Woke up at 10 am on my friends floor with a horrible headache and hangover still a little drunk, got up drove home, turned the shower on nice and hot, layed down in the shower for 30 minutes, got out of the shower went to sleep, 2:30 my phone wakes me up, my friend and I go to see XMEN 3, just got home

[Bong30]

I got up about 630 am did some yard work, smoked some bowls, Made the family breakfast, went to six flags elich gardens and surfed the wave pool from 10-12. came home and did more yard work....ya know clean the gutters, plant some flowers, and other BS.

[HazardousToking]

Started with a flick of the wrist, then a wiping of the chest, and off to work!

[1234abcd]

Woke up at 10 am on my friends floor with a horrible headache and hangover still a little drunk, got up drove home, turned the shower on nice and hot, layed down in the shower for 30 minutes, got out of the shower went to sleep, 2:30 my phone wakes me up, my friend and I go to see XMEN 3, just got home

That sounds horrible, reminds me of when I was 19 ,hehe

[3rdEyeVision]

whats texas toast?????

[tootsie roll]

whats texas toast?????

Xtra thick sliced bread, toasted.

<yawn> G'nite.
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[slipknotpsycho]

umm i don't remember, i think i woke up at like 3, and smoked and smoked, then laid down again, idfk where the fuck did my day go, last thing i remember it was fucking 3 in the morning

EDIT: i thought it was 4 in the afternoon:stoned:

[muncheemama]

with my breast in my hubbys hand...thats how most mornings go

[birdgirl73]

I sat up half-awake and kissed my husband, after he was being so quiet and careful not to wake me up that he woke me up while he was getting ready to go to the gym. Then I fell back asleep and was dreaming till the dogs ran in and pawed me awake so I'd let them out and feed them. A sorta typical morning routine.

[friendowl]

"IRENE MOVING YOUR FUCKING CAR IM LATE FOR WORK BITCH"

thats the first thing i heard when i opened my eyes
my neighbors bug

[whitekat]

530am...woke up made coffee, hit the floor for my morning callisthenics. showered. messed with the cat. about 8, a buddy came over for me to repair his shot gun..played a game of chess...at 11am me and mswhitekat went to gym and worked out....1pm sat by the pool and sun tanned...230pm had lunch at chinese buffet. 330pm got a quickie from mswhitekat. 5 pm cooked supper, steak and potato......7pm me and mswhitekat and went for nitely walk. 815pm fixen to hit the bed......trying to talk mswhitekat into giving up a little more.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i woke up pissed because some people smoked all the weed. then i scraped my bong and smoked the resin, then i tried to pawn a 250 dollar guitar and the stupid worthless swine at the pawnshop said he'd give me 35 dollars for it. i wanted to scream. then i came home , sat on my ass, and i'm still not stoned yet! maybe i'll go find a sex offender in the area and rob him or something :-D

[poorprincess]

it was like, "owww pms... what can I have thats chocolaty for breakfast..."

[LovelyTasha]

I woke up, my boyfriend left for work, and now i'm here. The morning toke will happen soon. Then maybe some breakfast.

<3

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

Got off of work at 6am, Got home worked on my car ( had a rattling noise i was trying to figure out ). Test drove the car and stoped by 711. Noise was still there so i worked on the car some more.... test drove it and the noise is gone, but probally will come back because the damn dealer doesnt know what it is and i coming from a automotive back round cant find what the rattle is either. So yeah... this all happened between 6am - 8am. Fun ey?.

[Big Calhoun]

Woke up an hour early, so I layed there and cuddled with the wifey. When it was time to get up, I did my normal shower and shave while she made me a light breakfast. Had some toast, pineapples, and a Nutrament while reading the paper and listening to the news on the TV. Took a conference call on the way in to work. Now I'm here and want to go home.

[friendowl]

woke up at 6 took a shower
right before i step out of the shower
i go to the room and get my sleeping
2 year old and take her a shower with me
[it must be cool to wake up in a warm shower on someones shoulder]
we dried off and we watch sesame street
while i take bong rips and make scrambled eggs
then i change into work clothes and get my lil one ready
we brush our teeths and she combs her hair
i drop her at the babysitter and drive to work
in the hospital parking lot i smoke mu usual bowl
and now im sitting here again

[tokes too much]

woke up at 10 am went to my dealer got a good O of some middies and a dime bag of some real seedy shit. came home is 10 45 got out my bong loaded a bowl and now im smokin damnit i meant to stop by the grocery store on te way home to get some planting soil pots and fertilizer.. well after i finish this bowl im gonna same say delevery or next daay some lights and stuff then go get some potting soil nd stuff.........................
when i get back im gonna get to work on my "seceret room" ........................

................................. well i think im gonna go eat

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

with my breast in my hubbys hand...thats how most mornings go

lol i know this is probally old as hell, but thats funny... oh and morning sex is usually some of the best.

[poorprincess]

woke up at 7:30a.m., fell out of bed, barely made it to the fridge to get a bottle of water. Decided it was too god damn hot to be 7:30a.m. went back to bed.

[birdgirl73]

I woke up and went down the hall to help my sister get to the bathroom and then got her settled back in bed and gave her her morning pain shot. Then I brushed my teeth and returned to my own bedroom, where I kissed my husband awake.

[whitekat]

this AM wokeup at 330 drinking coffee waiting on 430 to wake up my grandson to take him fishing.....

[WaKeNvAp]

you sound like a great grandpa whitekat, like mine.

almost a month later, woke up at about 6:30, fed the cats, checked the time by the sun, walked outside and had a pinner with a cup of coffee, and babysat my niece's, and i mean all of them, two from each sibling! (4)

[yoda]

woke up and had a fat bowl of....peanut butter captain crunch. smoked a jack afterwards.

[birdgirl73]

I can't easily go into any detail about how I started this day. Let's just say it was in a very good way.

But I can say wow, WakeNVap, that's a lot of nieces to be watching after. I'll bet you had your work cut out for you with four of them.

[poorprincess]

worked out for 40 minutes, cleaned for 1/2 an hour, made the family breakfast, considered cleaning cat litter, wake and baked with my bf, again considered cleaning cat litter . ..Decided against it.

[WaKeNvAp]

...But I can say wow, WakeNVap, that's a lot of nieces to be watching after. I'll bet you had your work cut out for you with four of them.
yeah, i had those four, then my little nephew adam as well, but he is an infant. and now my sister (who already has two kids and says thats enough, so much to as to get my brother-in-law clipped in his happy place:o ) thinks she might have more on the way... even though my bro-in-law was under the knife! i made a joke because most military base's dont have butchers inspect thier meat, they have vet's (yeah, as in animal docs) inspect the meat, so i said "well what did you expect getting a human operation from a orginzation who relys on kittie doctors to cut meat?" lol
she's very worried becuz he leaves for iraq for his second tour on saturday. :( cldnt be worse timing for this burden on her shoulder either

[birdgirl73]

Well you're a very good guy for helping out, WakeNVap, and your brother-in- law is a very good man for being brave enough to join the military and make that sacrifice, especially with all those kids! I hope for her sake your sister's not pregnant again. Sounds like you guys all have your hands full as it is!

[FindingTim]

1. Did some yard work for an hour and made 8 bucks.
2. Showered and thought about what I'd like to do with my summer.
3. Watched a lot of tv and ate shrimp scampi
4. When my dad left for the creek I smoked a large bowl and took off to the market
5. Met a good friend on the way to market and I am getting a 1/4 tonight :)
6. Watched the Netherlands play Argentina
7. Went online

[poorprincess]

opened my eyes and was thankfull for not having a hang over. Made a promise to myself to be better and do better today(completely unrelated to alcohol). Laundry, made breakfast for the family, worked out. Got interupted by uninvited but not unwelcomed guests. Thaught about a friend who went away without saying goodbye.

[baisez le monde.]

smoked a nice bowl, drank a ton of shots with trystenn[<3], watched american beauty, chillaxxeddd

[james420]

had a weird s&m dream that scared the shit out of me. i woke up terrified. lol