Stoned at work?

[Danny chillout]

OK... you get into work stoned to fuck... over the next 8 hours you sneek out for more.... What is the funniest thing to happen to you whilst being stoned at work?

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

im baked at work right now!, as we speak!. it is 1:46AM and i work the graveshift as a security and information. Um.. funny?... i just saw a bunch of dumb drunk blonde bitches walking up from the bars. Does that count? :confused:

[Danny chillout]

it certainly does! im getting wrecked for my day at work now... and i have to cut hair!

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

it certainly does! im getting wrecked for my day at work now... and i have to cut hair!

Glad yer not cutting my hair ;) :D

[Danny chillout]

im getting that wasted that i'm glad im not cutting the lawn!

[FLORIDA MON]

I go into work straight as an arrow and efficient like a MOFO!:cool:

HOWEVER, I often come back from lunch BLAZED, slow as hell and fumbling all over my computer.:confused:

But, I am happy to be there and that makes others happy!:)

It takes me about an hour to get my shit together and get re-focused.:cool:

Funniest thing? Getting called into a long-ass, boring meeting right when I walk though the door.

My manager is usually at the entrance with his usual comment "...we've been waiting for you!".

[Wesley Pipes]

My boss catching me (it was a slow day with no work), me blowin smoke in his general direction, and him not sayin a goddamn word to me haha :dance:

[notrightquite]

My boss catching me (it was a slow day with no work), me blowin smoke in his general direction, and him not sayin a goddamn word to me haha :dance:

Happens often here!

[Cheery Cherry]

I've often wondered how people can smoke and go to work. How do you do it? Don't you get paranoid?

[usedchemicals]

haha, its so easy, and it makes stuff interesting that normally isn't

i do it all teh time, i'm a telemarketer

[are you kind]

i've not gone to work sober more than probably 5 times in the last year or so. its really my favorite place to smoke. especially now that i've quit cigs. today i smoked inside my work (i was the only one there) becasue the back door is broken and we were stoned as hell.

its so nice having a job where u can just rock out to phish and the dead all day and puff on the one-hitter.

i work at an ice cream shop by the way

[BloodyRedBarron]

I work on my PC. I get stoned everytime I work.
So what is your job?
From the looks of it your a Garbage Disposal!!!!!!!

[Danny chillout]

that was harsh!

well im glad the stoned storys are flying in... i'll share mine

i got sacked a month ago, i work in a salon and had a client in... i went out back for a 'ciggi' and 1 hour later was woken up by my boss who was looking in the streets for me only to arrive back to find me slumped out back behind the wheelie bin with a fat joint in my hand and a bag of weed on the chair i failed to sit myself on.

[insanity]

I smoke at work all the time... I don't remember a time when I didn't smoke on the job. Basically the great part about having a convience store is the cooler.

[slipknotpsycho]

i couldn't go into work stoned... since i can only do 'work' (housework or paid work) when i feel like it, i usualy don't feel like being bossed around by a jack ass, and if i'm stoned, i'd cuss his fuckin ass out and tell him to take a chill pill and go fuck his floppy-titty wife and leave me the fuck alone. thus, i don't go into work stoned, when i have a job that is.

[gromorebud]

So what is your job?
From the looks of it your a Garbage Disposal!!!!!!!
ur the most shallow wanka i have ever had the misfortune to slip on,how can you judge someone by how they look,i personaly judge people by how they behave,so ur lower than worm shit:mad:

[slipknotpsycho]

ur the most shallow wanka i have ever had the misfortune to slip on,how can you judge someone by how they look,i personaly judge people by how they behave,so ur lower than worm shit:mad:
i'm not entirely sure worms shit, either way cockroach shit is lower then worm shit....

[Danny chillout]

touché gromorebud... 10 points

[decomposer]

Worms definately do shit, called vermicast. One of the best fertilizers in fact. Being that shit is fertilizer and can make our plants grow well, it is therefore very good shit.
Therefore a person with a thing for old red aeroplanes and not much grey matter to speak of, should not be praised by making reference to vermicast.
And just because this said person wears condoms rather than a hat, I don't think we should ridicule.

[decomposer]

And the thread is about being stoned at work 'n' stuff.
Back when I was mechanic in the Army, we would get stoned in a truck out the back of the workshop. After cracking up at just about anything we would go inside, lay under which ever vehicle we would be working on and watch all the funny green people go by, at the same time trying to make each other crack up and then have to explain why we were laughing. One of the funniest moments was when one of our officers dragged us into his office and told us that he didn't think we should smoke at work anymore and left it at that, we were just dumbfounded. That was a great unit to be with.

[Brother Schenker]

I had to get stoned when I worked in printed circuit board factories because the work was so monotonous. I'd get stoned before work, 1st break, all throughout lunch, 2nd break, on the way home...and until bedtime. Would even get stoned with my supervisors & managers.

And then, after 7 years of toking 24/7, I did the clean & sober thang and found that I could not bear factory work anymore. I would literally fall asleep standing up. So I quit and became a security guard for about 5 years. And about 2 years into that job I started toking again (but only at home and never before or during workhell)...and then 3 years later my company began drug testing and I decided to quit before they tested me.

Nowadays, I work in a job dealing with customers face to face. I can't be stoned at workhell because I get too self-conscious & paranoid in public. But that's okay. I know what's waiting for me at home (that is, when I can fucken score it!!).

[KLAW]

I smoke at work when i go out in the truck to set up tents for the rental company i work for hotboxing all the way there. The funniest shit though is when we got to the house for a party and when we rolled up the guy was smokin a bowl when we got there and he asked us if we wanted to hit it so we smoked again with him.

[Wesley Pipes]

I've often wondered how people can smoke and go to work. How do you do it? Don't you get paranoid?
idont get paranoid, just lazy :p

[JunkYard]

So what is your job?
From the looks of it your a Garbage Disposal!!!!!!!

I hope you're ready to be "disposed"...

;)

[kush07]

I love to toke up while at work. It helps make the kids more bearable. Well, not at work but I like to take some brownies and then go out to lunch with a fellow co-worker for some "salad".

Happy Toking :rasta:

[BloodyRedBarron]

ur the most shallow wanka i have ever had the misfortune to slip on,how can you judge someone by how they look,i personaly judge people by how they behave,so ur lower than worm shit:mad:
Wo gives a shit what you think wigger.
I tell it the way I see it.

[Danny chillout]

But what you see is most probably incorrect sir. now keep this thread free of slagging off people you don't know, more to the fact; people who don't want to know you or your outspoken opinions.

thanks

[Psycho4Bud]

But what you see is most probably incorrect sir. now keep this thread free of slagging off people you don't know, more to the fact; people who don't want to know you or your outspoken opinions.

thanks

Agreed! This type of crap is done!!!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[muncheemama]

when Im home with the kids I look quite forward to nap time...its lovely.
and I do books at the family business 3 times a week, its about an hour away from my house and my hubby suffers from extreme road rage...and I suffer from extreme anxiety because of it..I smoke in the mornings before we go so that I wont yell for him to "slow down" and "stop being a jackass and just drive" he appreciates that.

[friendowl]

i worked security when i was younger
i got asigned to watch this building that seemed abandoned
it was two stories and made up of two long hallways
down each hall way there was about 10 doors on each side
all were open except this one door.
it was a creepy place and my office was way in the back
my shift started at 7pm and ended at 7 am or whenever i got releived
after some time i got bored as fuck so i started looking thru the building
i found the rooftop exit and after smoking some weed i sprayed the
fire extinguisher all over the street from the roof it was fun
after that i went to my office and called some homies.i told em that
id pick em up in a bit and we'll get high at my work all night
i locked up the building and split.i came back quick and we started
hot boxing my office and acting stupid.for hours we were getting
high and playing hide and seek in the building.
we had just smoked a fat blunt when my supervisor pops up
out of nowhere.the room was full of smoke i looked chineese and im mexican
my homies we gonna beat his ass cuz he scared them
empty fire extinguishers everywhere
beer bottles laying around
i was stunned i didnt know what to say
thats it for this job im gone
"next time you smoke go outside"

that was all he said and left

[yoda]

I've often wondered how people can smoke and go to work. How do you do it? Don't you get paranoid?

i just smoke and go in. normally i smoke a spliff beforehand, or a bowl, or whatever. i dont really think about feeling high, i just feel real good and relaxed while im working. i know im high, i just focus on the work(take that anti-drug propoganda).

oh yeah, eye drops are a necessity. customers are around me all the time(i stock shelves at a grocery store), and i get asked alot where we keep certain things.

[JunkYard]

Even when insulted Billionfold chooses the higher path. :thumbsup:

My hat goes off to you man, I would have been dick, lol!

[Parallel Universe123]

yea me and my friend worked at a summer camp for pre-shcoolers and we would smoke a bowl before work. I remember this one day it was arts and crafts and out of the corner of my eye I see this kid was rubbing a purple glue stick all over his mouth like it was lipstick. Me and my friend just look at eachother and just lose it right in the middle of class, I dont think ive laughed that hard in a long time. Then the manager comes into the room and just looks at this kid and just says "man kids are so weird these days" and walks out of the room. I thought we were going to be fired for sure

[RIH]

I'm a bus boy and I go into work high all the time.

[Danny chillout]

You must own one SEXY garbage disposal is all I've got to say

10 points sir!

my best mate got sacked for eating shit loads of food, he worked in a bakery... it had bad news written all over it.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

working for the relay service (ip relay) = stoned all day go ahead

[Mingles]

I totally agree that Billionth was damn cool for not getting nasty back. Good job man. As for work, I occasionally get lit when I come for lunch and then go back. Rather conservative office environment so I always have to watch out big time. My office is next to this older guys who was a big smoker in the 70's so although I never say anything to him about it, I think he has a good idea when I've smoked.

[stevie c]

i get blazed at my work just about everyday, but it sucks becuase i am a cashier so i am always dealing with people. but i work alone, so when theres no customers i just open up a door in the back and smoke up. i dont really get too paranoid, becuase i can focus on the work now, and still know that im feelin good

[enthused]

I work at target stocking from 4am-1pm ish so I am stoned a lot there. It's fun cause I get more into the work...but sometimes I do things way way way unefficient. Not really anything funny but its fun! One time I did run the WAVE(see image: http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/ea/f8/f0_1.JPG ) into a pallet of shoes knocking them over...so. I guess that was the funniest thing...but no one really thought it was funny

I don't get paranoid at all when I am high with nothing on me, so it works out..I just get lazy as hell after about hour 4

[Loudogg]

I work as a courtesy clerk at Safeway. That job sucks sooooo much ass when I am low. I try to get high at least once every shift, but often it's before work, first break, lunch, last break, on the way home, and when I get home lol. I just open my eyes and spray on some axe. It's all good!

[psychopixi]

I could never go to work stoned - I know that two of the people who work there smoke themselves and would spot me, and maybe not report me, but still yell at me themselves.

[wordddddd]

i lifeguard in the summers and blaze all the time before/during. its so sweet, i just put on my aviators and look at the clouds, no one gives a damn.

the funniest thing that happened to me while i was stoned was when some dumb kid fell in the pool while i was stoned but i didnt notice cause i was zoned out at the clouds....the other guard had to jump in the pool from across the facility even though he was right in front of me. i told themi just zoned out. that was it, everyone was fine and im still working there hahaha

[psychopixi]

i lifeguard in the summers and blaze all the time before/during. its so sweet, i just put on my aviators and look at the clouds, no one gives a damn.

the funniest thing that happened to me while i was stoned was when some dumb kid fell in the pool while i was stoned but i didnt notice cause i was zoned out at the clouds....the other guard had to jump in the pool from across the facility even though he was right in front of me. i told themi just zoned out. that was it, everyone was fine and im still working there hahaha

That's actually quite scary, maybe you should try staring at the pool instead of at the sky?

[sks1]

I did when i was doing some panting & decorating.
It was nice, and didnt slow me down at all.