my theory on schwag

[Dazed4now]

if you get some badass nug and you touch it and handle it yanno how people are like "hey stop your fingerfuckin the crystals" etc
then why do people break up schwag with their fingers?
i mean schwag has already low thc amounts then when u break it up thats like...robbing it of the thc straight up
i just felt like posting this seeing as how im out of nug and must smoke schwag
its pretty good tho...no seeds

[beachguy in thongs]

They talk like that, but it won't matter. You have to get the stems out. I've read that most of the carcinogens are not in the bud. So, that leaves the stems or the seeds.

If it was the case, then you could just suck on your finger and get high.

[mrdevious]

I know this is a stupid question, especially considering I've been smoking almost 2 years now, but I've never understood if "shwag" means leaves or just low-quality bud. and if it means leaves, then what's the difference between shwag and shake?

[beachguy in thongs]

* A slang term for a low-grade form of cannabis. Known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content all as a result of poor breeding and hasty growing practices. When ingested, it produces an inferior high in comparison to that of high-grade (aka "kine bud") or mid-grade (aka "middies"). Also known as "commercial" cannabis.
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http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Schwag

[Crema Chirmoya]

good god, how can people be so ignorant? i knew all the weed related terms by heart like a week after i started smoking.

But anyways schwagg is like mexcan weed, its the stuff thats $25 a quarter usually. but ive seen schwagg for $40 an OZ. but thats some brown nasty ass shit that nobody in their right mind should be smoking. its usually green with a few red hairs on it, plenty of seeds in the bag and takes about a bowl to get a seasoned smoker buzzed.

Then there are 'mids' which they never sell around here.

then there is chronic, my bread and butter. its usually $50 an eigth (60 if you're a first time buyer or a noob). and an oz from a good friend should cost like $325. this is the kinda stuff you see in high times mag. stuff like white widow and red widow and all the flavored kush strains.

and the diff types of weed are sativa and indica, one provides a heady mental high, while the other gives you a couchlock high (i often feel like im being folded in half after a big bowl of indica, imho i think indica is the best for CEV's while sativa is better for having that creative unexpected train of thought)


HOPE THAT HELPED. If anyone needs any more help, I have a wealth of knowlege in this brain of mine that I love to share w/ people.

[Crema Chirmoya]

* A slang term for a low-grade form of cannabis. Known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content all as a result of poor breeding and hasty growing practices. When ingested, it produces an inferior high in comparison to that of high-grade (aka "kine bud") or mid-grade (aka "middies"). Also known as "commercial" cannabis.
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http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Schwag
KB stand for kind bud, not kine bud wtf.

Also, BC Bud is excellent chronic, and is a common strain around the border states with canadia.....lol canadians. gotta love 'em ;)

Mersh is also a nick for schwagg that stands for commercial.:thumbsup:

[Crema Chirmoya]

shake is everything thats left when you're running out of weed, its the stuff thats already broken up and in the bottom of the bag. i love to buy big bags of shake, because its cheaper and you get ALOT more.

ive never heard of leaves being called shake, so strike that from the list please.


the crystals in the bottom of a bag of chronic are usualled called kif, or keef or keif. or its the stuff that goes throught the screen on a good grinder.

shake is broken up weed, kif is the powder that contains alot of trichromes that can be collected with a grinder that has a screen.

[beachguy in thongs]

KB stand for kind bud, not kine bud wtf.
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Sorry for copying Wikipedia.

It's commonly called "kind bud". I learned of it as "kyn" and it makes a hell of a lot more sense than "kind" if you learned a little bit more about it.

Kyn, or kine, have something to do with neurological systems in your body.

So, show me why you think that it's kind. Especially, if you're gonna correct me when Wikipedia is my reference.

[beachguy in thongs]

That goes to show how much you stoners really know about "Bud".

[beachguy in thongs]

Here you go:

Melatonin is created through tryptophan.

kyn·u·re·nin·ase (kny-rn-ns, -nz, -rn-, kny-)
n.
A liver enzyme that catalyzes the formation of alanine and anthranilic acid during tryptophan metabolism.

[beachguy in thongs]

Share with your evidence of this "kind" bud.

[beachguy in thongs]

It's kine, buddy.

what is KB - Marijuana Growing
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http://www.overgrow.com/edge/showthread/t-166483.html

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...a simple marijuana arrest takes [police] off the street for several hours and sometimes over half of [a] shift." NVPD down with the kine bud!
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Confessions of a Dope Dealer
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Decriminalize Marijuana: The history of it's illegality and why it is illegal in Manila.
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[Its a Plant]

now THAT is a wealth of knowledge, but, ermm, welcome to the boards anyways?

[beachguy in thongs]

So, what I was gonna, originally, say was that near the stems is the lowest-concentrate of THC. At the end of the bud is the more potent part. That's why shake gets you more stoned. Unless, it's dried-out.

[dopeman420]

beach guy u gotta be huffin glue cause u dont seem to noe what ur talking about

[Crema Chirmoya]

Sorry for copying Wikipedia.

It's commonly called "kind bud". I learned of it as "kyn" and it makes a hell of a lot more sense than "kind" if you learned a little bit more about it.

Kyn, or kine, have something to do with neurological systems in your body.

So, show me why you think that it's kind. Especially, if you're gonna correct me when Wikipedia is my reference.

I'm just sayin homie, if you quote wikipedia when you're buying a sack you're gonna get laughed at. When you walk into your dealers house, and he calls it kind bud. dont correct it, because he's right. "Dude its not kind bud, its kine bud because ......." Even I would laugh at you for saying something like that in real life. No offense.;)

Words don't always have to mean what they represent. I mean look at the english language it's a prime example of this.

[Crema Chirmoya]

beach guy u gotta be huffin glue cause u dont seem to noe what ur talking about

lol, you are one to talk when you cant even spell know right.....noe offense.

[Crema Chirmoya]

So, what I was gonna, originally, say was that near the stems is the lowest-concentrate of THC. At the end of the bud is the more potent part. That's why shake gets you more stoned. Unless, it's dried-out.


I really don't think that the THC content varies in the budthats closer to the stem, in fact stems have a ton of thric's on them that you can scrape off. I save my chronic stems for when im dry, then i scrape em and smoke everything but the pulp inside (this is what gives u the headache i think).

Also I think KB must vary by region, because I've never heard anyone here say anything close to "kine" bud.

[Its a Plant]

lol, dude your wrong.

beachguy knows all.

it's all good.

[zephyrinne]

Beachguy is god. And you really think Beachguy, or anyone else for that matter, would correct his dealer, let alone go on a rant about how it's kine opposed to kind? Eh, no. Who cares what the word is... as long as it gets you high, there should be no arguments. :)

But here's a little thing from Urban Dictionary.. the only entry for 'kine bud'.. "The actual spelling of what people commmonly spell as "kind bud", aka kb. Usually refers to sensimilla (high quality marijuana, that is typified by it's lack of seed bodies), but may refer to any form of marijuana more potent than your average schwag."

Here's an entry for KinD Bud... "Actually pronounced Kine in origin Hawaii, probably switched to Kind on continent. Related to 'Da Kine', currently used in Hawaii for 'it' but referred as excellent in certain applications (similiar to No Ka Oi, Hawaiian for The very best")."

Anymore questions? :D

[Crema Chirmoya]

Beachguy is god. And you really think Beachguy, or anyone else for that matter, would correct his dealer, let alone go on a rant about how it's kine opposed to kind? Eh, no. Who cares what the word is... as long as it gets you high, there should be no arguments. :)

Anymore questions? :D


Thats what he just did dear............lol...........:D

who cares about regional dialect anyways. i could call it sinkyshitfacecreamforhemroids and it wouldn't matter, it would still be weed.

but i do have one final question, can i come with you in that charter bus and get wasted with you guys/girls? I got the chronic and i'll bring a few brews =P

[Reefer Rogue]

Beachguy > Cannabis knowledge.

[Its a Plant]

you still should use the correct terms, let alone admit your own fault.

no one cares if you're wrong, just admit it though.

[Crema Chirmoya]

you still should use the correct terms, let alone admit your own fault.

no one cares if you're wrong, just admit it though.
you're funny, ok i was wrong, i was so wrong i was right though. i'm sorry but ive never even seen that on here, and ive been here for 2 years (as a poster, a lil more than that just as a visitor) so it just wasn't familar with it. but since wikipedia is basically compiled by people like us (not potheads but regular internet users) im sure its correct (even though you really gotta watch out if it says it may need editing at the top because that means its validity is questionable and it shouldn't be treated as fact without a backup source.):thumbsup: well thanks for the new term

yu lern sumthin knew everi day.:D :stoned: :D


OMG I WAS WRONG.....i think its the end of the world. because god is never wrong (or his upgrade :p ;) )

[beachguy in thongs]

Holy Begeezes (emotion referenced in "It's a Plant"'s avatar)!:


But here's a little thing from Urban Dictionary.. the only entry for 'kine bud'.. "The actual spelling of what people commmonly spell as "kind bud", aka kb. Usually refers to sensimilla (high quality marijuana, that is typified by it's lack of seed bodies), but may refer to any form of marijuana more potent than your average schwag."

Here's an entry for KinD Bud... "Actually pronounced Kine in origin Hawaii, probably switched to Kind on continent. Related to 'Da Kine', currently used in Hawaii for 'it' but referred as excellent in certain applications (similiar to No Ka Oi, Hawaiian for The very best")."

Anymore questions? :D

That may have been the most interesting piece of literature that I've read, all year.

[beachguy in thongs]

And people complain about others coming to this site, non-users, and seeing us use things improperly. What if they knew tiny things like this and used sensibility to figure out that "Kine" is a biological-prefix and "Kind" is, also, sweet?

What kind of question was that? I'll let you know when I decipher it, before I can figure out if it needs to be answered.

[zephyrinne]

Thats what he just did dear............lol...........:D

who cares about regional dialect anyways. i could call it sinkyshitfacecreamforhemroids and it wouldn't matter, it would still be weed.

but i do have one final question, can i come with you in that charter bus and get wasted with you guys/girls? I got the chronic and i'll bring a few brews =P

We have about 4 seats left on the bus! If you can make it to Gibbie's Pub in Morgantown, WV by 2 PM on Tuesday, have 20 bucks (beer and weed is an added plus), you should be set to go! lol

[zephyrinne]

Holy Begeezes (emotion referenced in "It's a Plant"'s avatar)!:


That may have been the most interesting piece of literature that I've read, all year.

Think so? Hell, I googled it and came across it. lol.. I'm guessing it's pretty correct.. cause you never know with random websites like that. *shrug* I'll admit, when I first started smokin' I thought it was kind too.. never gave it a second thought. Actually didn't realize it was kine til about a year ago. But hey.. if it gets ya high, I can call it a poopstick or whatever.. doesn't matter! :D

LOL.. poopstick.. I'm high.

[Its a Plant]

OMG I WAS WRONG.....i think its the end of the world. because god is never wrong (or his upgrade :p ;) )

lol, what exactly are you trying to say?

are you *gasps* God V2.0's alter ego?

I don't even know if God is banned, but I haven't seen him around here, plus some of the regulars are dropping like flies and it takes weeks for me to notice..

[t3chyo]

good god, how can people be so ignorant?

I dunno, ask beachguy! mwhuahahah(beach guy I hope you understood what I ment)...

[beachguy in thongs]

Hell, I googled it and came across it. lol..

My MySearch search engine blocks google.

But, that's okay, because it uses MySearch, Yahoo!, Ask.com, and LookSmart search engines.

Okay, it took me a half-hour to accomplish this. The movie, "Secuestro Express" is blasting in the background. Kind of reminds me of Amsterdam (NY).

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy > Cannabis knowledge.
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