The Dating Game

[willystylle]

I'm bored. Lets play the cannabis dating game. There is one contestant, a finely bred strain of pot, and three rounds. the contestant will one question per round, and posters must give their answers. the poster with the best answers after 3 rounds wins a fabulous, all expenses paid date with the contestant. The strain is kept a mystery until the game is won. lets play!

Round One

Q. I like long walks on the beach, and sunbathing for hours. my question is: how would you smoke me?

[cannabis campbell]

This is confusing i dont understand it properly but ill try...

in a joint :S?

[minnesota man]

I'd bring my guitar and serenade you in the afternoon sun. Then I would rip your paper off you and smoke you with my butt. Next I would puke you out and feed you to my dog.

[friendowl]

id throw water on you
then stomp you out
no smoking on the beach sir

[beachguy in thongs]

Round One

Q. I like long walks on the beach, and sunbathing for hours. my question is: how would you smoke me?

I'd lay down, next to you, in the sun. We'd talk, and then I'd remind you that the light is turning your THC into Cannabidiol, so I'd smoke you up, really quick.

Hold you in, until we get to an ice cream shop. And then I'd blow you...out.

[JunkYard]

First, I would rub my fingers through your fine red hair, taking in the fragrance of your magnificance. I would slowly wrap you (ever so genlty) in the finest of papers, then lick you until sticky sealing your newly placed wardrobe. I'd then place you between my lips, light you with the fire of my eager bic, then inhale your very essence under the sun lit sky...

Ahh, perfection!

[Parallel Universe123]

OK this is getting creepy

[Crema Chirmoya]

OK this is getting creepy
yeah..............................i second that.:confused: i mean WHAT.......THE...........FUCK............ you are a bunch of guys.











I think its about time we had a board-wide fund raiser for a trip to Amsterdam, that way we could get all the lonely guys here some much needed pussy, and I could finally get some more hash and get blitzed.

[JunkYard]

yeah..............................i second that.:confused: i mean WHAT.......THE...........FUCK............ you are a bunch of guys.













I think its about time we had a board-wide fund raiser for a trip to Amsterdam, that way we could get all the lonely guys here some much needed pussy, and I could finally get some more hash and get blitzed.

Man, this thread had promise until a couple buzz kills entered into the mix./shrug

Btw, Mary Jane is quite a woman!

I love her. ;)

Yes, I wanna date with little miss mystery strain!

:dance:

[beachguy in thongs]

yeah..............................i second that.:confused: i mean WHAT.......THE...........FUCK............ you are a bunch of guys.

I think its about time we had a board-wide fund raiser for a trip to Amsterdam, that way we could get all the lonely guys here some much needed pussy, and I could finally get some more hash and get blitzed.

I'm sorry for saying that I'd "blow" Mary Jane.

Good catch, JunkYard.

[Its a Plant]

lol, I don't know if I like you yet, Crema.

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn, this is the slowest game show ever. :cursing: :dance:

[willystylle]

Holy shit I didn't expect this much response! Okay heres round 2.

Round 2

Q. I'm an indica strain, so I just like to chill out and relax. Describe a date at home with me.