Semen in Soil

[horror business]

I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused.

On top of semen possibly being good for the plant, because of the proteins and all, it would be interesting to see if semen would influence the plant's sex. That way, all of the straight females would benefit from the semen. The males that respond from the semen would proabably be homosexual, right?

Semen wouldn't harm the plants would it? Because I don't want to ejaculate in the soil, and then have the plants die the next day.

Peace,
horror business :rasta:

[harmonicminor]

yeah kind of like dead fish
start jerkin now cause youll need a whole lot lol

o wait It wont influence the sex
what if the plants a fag?
but the plant may be able to take in the decomposed critters

dont ever sell me any weed lol

[ugexe]

Theres like no protein in semen either...

[horror business]

Theres like no protein in semen either...

This is from Composition of Human Semen, from wikipedia:
"Seminal plasma of humans contains a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents. They include metal and salt ions, sugars, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, prostaglandin hormones, amino acids and basic amines."

And this is from another website regarding a portion of substances found in human semen:
â?¢ ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
â?¢ blood-group antigens (from immune system)
â?¢ calcium (mineral)
â?¢ chlorine (oxidizing agent)
â?¢ cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
â?¢ choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
â?¢ citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
â?¢ creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
â?¢ deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
â?¢ fructose (sugar used for energy)
â?¢ glutathione (peptide amino acid)
â?¢ hyaluronidase (enzyme)
â?¢ inositol (sugar found in muscles)
â?¢ lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
â?¢ magnesium (mineral)
â?¢ nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
â?¢ phosporus (mineral)
â?¢ potassium (mineral)
â?¢ purine (compound of uric acid)
â?¢ pyrimidine (organic base)
â?¢ pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
â?¢ sodium (salt)
â?¢ sorbitol (body alcohol)
â?¢ spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
â?¢ spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
â?¢ urea (from urine)
â?¢ uric acid (from urine)
â?¢ vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
â?¢ zinc (mineral)

So, it does have proteins (and if they aren't proteins, they are beneficial things)

[graph]

This is a joke, right?

Right?

Seriously, because if it is I don't wanna look stupid for correcting you.

[Knotter]

unless you get the plants consent its considered vegtable rape...

Peace
Knotter

[The Grim Reefer]

Blow a load into your watering can the next time you water your girls and tell us how it goes!

[ToKnoIsToGro]

were you high or something when you thought of this? Well, just make sure you shake it up real good with the water. I cant picture me doing that though, ill just stick to more conventional methods.

[del...]

we don't have a bullshit room here so i'm moving this to basic. this is NOT an advanced grow topic!

have a little pride...or at least pretend.

[horror business]

Yeah, I was really high when I wrote that. It was a half serious question. I wouldn't do that myself, but with all of the proteins and minerals in semen, I'm sure some of it would benefit plants, but I'm sure it would take alot.

[orangeman]

Horror your weird...how about this..instead of ejaculating on your soil just get your cup of water diluted nutes (or just water) and ejaculate in that instead of on the soil :).

But God, why would you wanna give your plant the money shot? xD, just continue with feeding it regular food man, you crack me up.

[Jahangir 420]

rolmfao new sig

[SeedlessOne]

yeah a blown load on my sack would deserve a swift kick in the ass for someone!! i think this is a horrible idea tho...why would a PLANT gain anything from HUMAN jizz??

[SeedlessOne]

yeah a blown load on my sack would deserve a swift kick in the ass for someone!! i think this is a horrible idea tho...why would a PLANT gain anything from HUMAN jizz?? Maybe after that you could try to impregnate some girl with some MJ pollen?!? :)

[busteruk7]

hey im always up for new ideas to do with growing, but this is one i would rather stay away from
i wouldent buy any weed that has consumed spunk
that not right
cheers all :)

[Garden Knowm]

Ghandi has written extensivley on semen.. and you may want to look into his writings.. he has mentioned things about semen that are applicable to your question...

there is a book called the "secret life of plants" that was inspired by tests run on semen.. a very interesting and thought provoking read,,,


This topic has been brought up before and you may find some of the posts interesting..

iloveyou

[cmorbud]

hey in biblickal days the farmers always put a load on the fields.not sure why,
sounds like a wasted load to me. but to each his own.
on the plant.in the dirt,or dissolved in water,does it really matter?
floores,sheets or a cloth,it always ends up somewarr.might as well go to the girls.lmao.

[del...]

Yeah, I was really high when I wrote that. It was a half serious question. I wouldn't do that myself, but with all of the proteins and minerals in semen, I'm sure some of it would benefit plants, but I'm sure it would take alot.

for site credeibilty sakes, please keep this type of bs in the basics room...if it even has to be posted. we are trying to build something useful here and silly posts in a room set aside for serious questions do not help.

[ToKnoIsToGro]

there are people who like to give their plants piss too, i was never really into that.

[horror business]

Yeah, I've heard of that too, (the urine in soil). Imagine how horrible that would smell after a few days sitting out in the sun. I wonder if there are people out there that go as far as shitting in their soil, to make their own "manure". LMAO. That would be sick as fuck. But it's funny right now, because I'm really high.
Peace,
horror business :rasta:

[Jdog7000]

Fucking sickning.

[Sgt. Stedenko]

Hell why not set up a grow log with a plant being given the trifecta of shit, piss, and semen and one grown a little more conventially? I don't necessarily know if it would catch on in the widespread practice of cannabis cultivation, but it sure would be a funny read while high. Why even stop there, use anything you can get from your body as nutes, toenail clippings, snot, etc.

[bongerstonerd00d]

I got my nuts damn near handed to me for suggesting we try to plant by the moon phases as this may be something to consider (even indoors). Oh well, I guess all is fair on the 'Net.


b0nger

[Legalizdahurb]

Do you have any info on the whole moon phase thing. i think it might be worth experimenting. A lot of things in nature use it and can feel the gravity from it. It may do nothing but it almost sounds like it could.

[yabatab]

I think this post was an elaborate joke made by horror.....LOL

On the other hand look at some of the other things that can
promote growth like bone meal and cows blood. I don't think
I'll be busting nuts on my plants any time soon though..LOL

[iwantFUEGO]

truth is: semen is full of nutrition... after all, human life starts from it. I wouldn't be surprised...

[Dutch Pimp]

Do you have any info on the whole moon phase thing. i think it might be worth experimenting. A lot of things in nature use it and can feel the gravity from it. It may do nothing but it almost sounds like it could.
The whole moon phase thing is complicated. But, worth your trouble to look at, in past posts.

[MaryJaneScott]

Do you have any info on the whole moon phase thing. i think it might be worth experimenting. A lot of things in nature use it and can feel the gravity from it. It may do nothing but it almost sounds like it could.

http://kaykeys.net/spirit/earthspirituality/moon/moonseed.html

http://www.greenmanspage.com/guides/moon.html

[Legalizdahurb]

Cheerz

[jamstigator]

This idea is pretty...whacked. ;)

Doesn't mean it wouldn't do anything. It might. But even if it did, I bet the effect would be near-negligible unless you had a whole lot of loads to dump on your plants. However, the image of a guy standing and whacking off onto some pot plants, if made into a video and set to some appropriate music (what's appropriate music for blowing your load on some plants?), would undoubtedly garner lots of views on YouTube. Try it, you'll be famous!

[Jdog7000]

Interesting MJ Scott.

[Psychonaut28]

Gee I wonder if you bottled up fart gas under pressure and used it like co2 in your garden if it would help?

[greentard]

I am not an expert on nutes, but there may be a benefit to atleast producing Semen in the same room as your plants. Every Activity envolving Ejaculation also produces massive ammounts of Carbon Dioxide. If I had a girlfriend I could trust I would definately be having sex with her during the light cycles of the flowering period, that would create alot of heavy breathing. I suppose Masterbation in a grow room may be beneficial.

As far as Nutes go? who knows, ask in the organic thread, someone asked a legit question about Menstral blood. It could be a legit to question if Semen is a good organic Fert.

[Abunai]

Haha this is funny as hell, but the more I read, the more disgusted I became. Please don't try, it's a serious crime. Although, if it worked out, who knows...would be funny... "Ay man, did you like that stuff I gave you? I fed it my pimp juic *PUNCH IN THE FACE*....."

[reality0]

ahahaha, this thread cracks me up :jointsmile:

[Pylon]

Wow dude... just wow... Your either REALLY HIGH or just playing a joke.
Rofl @ this idea tho, fukin funny. Havent seen a homo plant... :jointsmile:

[fishman3811]

Can you give a plant a pearl necklace?

[Pass That Shit]

Do you watch and fantasize about the female hairs or the male pollen sacs while masturbating?

As disgusting as it may sound, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that semen is beneficial to plants. Gross but FUNNY read. :thumbsup:

[VaArcAngel]

Just make sure to show your plant a good time before you violate her. Give her a good watering spiked with nutes to make it easier for you. Just make sure she doesn't catch you smoking her sister...otherwise she may never let you near her again.:s2: