what was the first thing you said this mourning

[stangle12]

i didnt speak for about a half hour. then i called my friend a slut and went back to my room.

so i said

slut.

[welshkillabee]

I said morning to a workmate, I woke at 7.25 and didnt speak out loud till 9 thats awesome

[Big Calhoun]

"Damn paper guy always throwing the newspaper at the damn door!"

[poorprincess]

oh...theres the sun..

[geonagual]

What up? To my 10 year old daughter

[The Figment]

Fuck,I Gotta Go to Work! Damn!

[paperlunatic]

i made up a word, and i cant remember it..

i think it was jesus funkincrackerbarrels

but im not positive.

[matt2m]

wtf its only 9 ? it should be later than that!

i went to sleep at 3 am so i figured i would wake up late

[PotHeed420]

"fuck" cause i missed the bus today and i have finals in 10 minutes

[Jennifer K]

Said good morning to my cat Sammie who was hogging my pillow.:) :stoned:

[letsdoit]

open the window and said "get out of here, stupid cat.."
-some cat was trying to use my yard as their litter box

[smokenthegoodstuff]

"ahhhh- it going to be a GOOOD day. "

[birdgirl73]

I said, "Shut up, for God's sake, and stop whining," to one of my dogs, who was attempting to wake me up before I was ready. Not such a nice first spoken line of the day now that I think about it, but she's a major pest.

[Reefer Rogue]

Goodnight.

[greenetn05]

damn i woke up again lol

[Bong30]

morning baby........... to my wife

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

"Wheres my weed?"

[psychopixi]

"mmmff ... *raises head from pillow* ... see you later hunny."

[orangeman]

what was the first thing you said this mourning

Fuck, I'm hungry lol...well I guess it would be fuck then.

[friendowl]

damn i gotta fat dick[morning wood]

[Fabolous]

"Mom roll me up a Cigarette!"

[Cooler Then Jesus]

"DAMMIT MOM! stop yelling! shit.... i aint going to school, i feel like SHIT!"

[torbaci]

oh my baby shave your ass hairs!

[Cooler Then Jesus]

me too, lol, i beleive we rolled it all into one joint billion fold, and a good joint it was.

[the image reaper]

" good morning, Lord ... another beautiful day ! " ... I say that every morning, rain or shine ... :smokin:

[Skink]

Haven't said a word yet...

[ToDrunkToFish]

My friend came to my house cause he had lunch at school and was like 'Dude have you seen the weed plants?'

And my first words of today was "Do I hafta get my gun and shoot at them fuckin rabbits again?"

But it was because they all grew almost a new set of leaves in one night, theyre goin strong =).

[MaryJaneScott]

"I should probably go home..." ;)

[ChronicMike]

Time to wake up?. are you joking?

[crudemood]

i said hello good morning to the first person i saw today.

[Wesley Pipes]

"I should probably go home..." ;)
as to which i replied.. "oh no u don't :)"

lol nah but seriously my first word when i (last) woke up was "Yuuuucckkkk" as my dog was lickin me half to death... i then proceeded to swear a bad word for every stair on my steps as i walked to the bathroom :D

[minnesota man]

I said, "Hey buddy" to my son as he crawled in the bed.

[yoda]

sweet!

i woke up quarter after 7ish, and realized i still didnt need to be up until 8, so i went back to sleep

[Wesley Pipes]

sweet!

i woke up quarter after 7ish, and realized i still didnt need to be up until 8, so i went back to sleep
damn i love that :) , goin back to sleep after you've just woken up is awwsome :D... allthough my last boss didnt think so :dance:

[yoda]

damn i love that :) , goin back to sleep after you've just woken up is awwsome :D... allthough my last boss didnt think so :dance:

ROFL, but yeah, cause you feel sooooo good when you close your eyes again, then soon you just drift away.

[hahaitsdoogle]

hello,

the phone woke me up.

[Wesley Pipes]

ROFL, but yeah, cause you feel sooooo good when you close your eyes again, then soon you just drift away.
lol yeah gooooooood times :D :stoned: :rasta: