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IIG
05-27-2006, 06:52 PM
One of my friends has a drug test coming up for pre-employment, but this is one of those on the site tests that the company gives, and the results are almost instant (the test where the red lines show). He goes into the bathroom to piss in a cup, and there is regular toilet water (not blue), a fully functional sink, and no one watching. He can't afford synthetic urine and can't find any clean piss. What are guaranteed ways to beat the test? Should he dilute the piss with water from the sink? Should he bring in a visine bottle full of bleach and drop a few droplets in? I mean, he can do just about anything, except buy something, or get clean for real. Any suggestions would be helpful...
hahaitsdoogle
05-29-2006, 08:29 PM
there are different varietys of test.

some tests even display excess water.
IIG
05-29-2006, 09:16 PM
Thanks for replying... Even if there are various tests, surely there is one sure fire way to beat the system. Maybe a drop of bleach or two?
yabatab
05-31-2006, 12:34 PM
Get someone that is clean to piss for him and put it in a condom tape that to his body to maintain body temp. Ive done this before so i know it works.
BloodyRedBarron
05-31-2006, 12:47 PM
If he's to cheap to buy Quick Fix Then I guess he don't need the job that bad?
Or he can stand by a Fire Hydrent and wait for a dog...
Peach.Optimo.Bluntz
05-31-2006, 05:04 PM
Get someone that is clean to piss for him and put it in a condom tape that to his body to maintain body temp. Ive done this before so i know it works.

untell the condom breaks lol, that happend to my friend. Somebody elses piss all over hes crotch and pants......
BloodyRedBarron
06-01-2006, 01:44 PM
untell the condom breaks lol, that happend to my friend. Somebody elses piss all over hes crotch and pants......
What did he do? Ring out his undies into the cup???? LOL
willystylle
06-01-2006, 03:10 PM
You guys DEFINITELY get tested a lot in USA.
Nylo
06-02-2006, 01:52 PM
You guys DEFINITELY get tested a lot in USA.

Yah, I found out after I got my job using one of the methods on this site, that my job did random drug testing, too. One of the guys actually got fired last week because he had too many cannabinoids in his system.

Looks like I"m going to have to buy something to be prepared for those little bastard tests. I'll check out quick-fix, since it seems to have the most support.
levele
06-02-2006, 05:35 PM
random drug tests? is this a govnt job?
IIG
06-03-2006, 07:07 AM
Its a plumbing job, of all things.