probation test

[go toke up]

hey yall, i got a piss test for my probation next week. do u think if i drink lots and lots of water like an hour b4 my test, do u think ill be clean. i smoked today but 4 the next week i wont be smoking. .thx.

[MyStiCalFiSh]

no dude you wont be clean no matter how much water you drink. weed is stored in fat tissue, so the only thing water will make you do is piss, it WILL NOT clean out your system. to clean out your system you have to exercise to break down the fatty tissue THEN drink water to piss it out once its roken down. but that process takes much longer then a week. i tell u this from also being on probation and im also in drug court. the only thing that i found to work is to have a friend that's clean piss in a cup for u. put the cup between ur leg and ur ballsack (if ur a dude) to keep it warm. then when u have to piss in the cup just pour the clean piss in it. or if ur probation officer is close to the door and can hear whats going on, the put the clean piss in a condom and sneak a tack in ur mouth and poke a hole in the condom so it sounds like ur pissing in the cup. good luck to ya man.

[go toke up]

yeah, i think ill try that. thx.