View Full Version : We might all be dead tommorrow.
Tmar.aLL.DaYmar
05-25-2006, 05:40 AM
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/13658/We_re_Screwed_May_25_2006
Shows scientific evidence that a meteor is going to hit the atlantic ocean on may 25 (today/tommorrow) and the resulting tsunami will kill tens of millions of people in North America and Europe.
Also shows that FEMA has been running practice tsunami drills since May 23.
I live in south carolina.
tootsie roll
05-25-2006, 05:48 AM
Theres been a lot of talk on the news about parctice drills and stuff.
I'm going to go read your link. I hope somebody is just kidding. :(
clock
05-25-2006, 05:52 AM
damn now I wish I knew how to swim
well if I die I die nothing to worry about
tootsie roll
05-25-2006, 05:56 AM
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/13658/We_re_Screwed_May_25_2006
Shows scientific evidence that a meteor is going to hit the atlantic ocean on may 25 (today/tommorrow) and the resulting tsunami will kill tens of millions of people in North America and Europe.
Also shows that FEMA has been running practice tsunami drills since May 23.
I live in south carolina.
Where am I not seeing the scientific part?
From your link----
"I have received information psychically, which is corroborated by scientific data, according to which on May 25, 2006 a giant tsunami will occur in the Atlantic Ocean, brought about by the impact of a comet fragment which will provoke the eruption of under-sea volcanoes. Waves up to 200 m high will reach coastlines located above and below the Tropic of Cancer. However, all of the countries bordering the Atlantic will be affected to greater or lesser destructive and deadly levels. This site is dedicated to life, to civic responsibility and to information. There is still time to save lives. Thanks for participating in the world-wide alert!" -- Eric Julien
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And to think I just watched 4 hours of destruction watching 10.5.
tootsie roll
05-25-2006, 05:59 AM
Is this bullshit, or what?
I think we'll be ok.
Breukelen advocaat
05-25-2006, 06:04 AM
BadAstronomy (http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/news/index.html)
Fragment of the Imagination
April 13, 2006
Yahoo!News does it again.
A few months back, this "news" syndicator had a totally bogus article about a "chaos cloud" that was going to doom us all. The original source? The Weekly World News. Like it took a rocket scientist to figure out that was garbage.
Evidently, Yahoo@News is trying to top their own dumbosity. This time, they are reporting -- as straight news -- a story that on May 25 of this year a comet fragment will impact the Earth. Their source? the Exopolitics Institute, which studies UFOs, crop circles, and no doubt the Tooth Fairy and Bat Boy.
So what's the story? This guy, Eric Julien, who claims he is (and for all I know, may actually be) an ex-air traffic controller in France, says he has tracked (using "NASA simulations" which means he went on the web and poked around with orbital simulators) a fragment of a comet called P73 Schwassmann-Wachmann, a comet that was discovered in 1930. Comets are giant hunks of ice and rock, and when they get near the Sun the ice turns into a gas and creates the long tail. Sometimes the ice is what holds the comet together, so as it sublimates the comet can break apart. Schwassmann-Wachmann recently did this, fragmenting into many smaller chunks. These chunks can drift away from the main mass of the comet (if there is a main mass left), following different orbits over time.
However, the fragments of Schwassmann-Wachmann are all still pretty close together. And even if they weren't it would hardly matter-- closest approach of the comet will occur not on May 25 but around May 14, when it will be about 10 million kilometers from Earth-- about 6 million miles away. While that's close as comet passes go, that's still a long way. When asked if it will collide with Earth, Near-Earth Object expert Don Yeomans said, "Goodness, no. The closest fragment will be about six million miles away--or twenty-five times farther than the Moon."
But don't let the fear mongers hear that! Here is what the Yahoo!News article says:
Using NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.
This is marginally true. Note the word "possibly" in the last sentence. We might get some meteors from this, but it's doubtful due to the great distance. But the next quotation is the money quote:
Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect.
Bzzzzzt! Wrong. Call a fragment like this 3 meters across. It would have a mass of 7 tons, and at an impact velocity of 16 kilometers per second (the speed of the comet as it passes us) the impact energy would be the somewhat respectable equivalent of 450 tons of TNT. That's about 0.02 times the energy released by the Hiroshima atomic bomb.
That may sound like enough to do some damage, but it wouldn't. Ice is not very solid. When a small chunk enters the Earth's atmosphere, the energy of entry causes it to heat rapidly, and it explodes. But it does so while it is still very high over the ground, 50 miles or so. Some estimates are that a chunk of ice or rock a meter across enters the Earth's atmosphere once a month! Yet we don't even notice. While something 3 meters across would make a bigger bang (27 times as big, in fact*), it's still pretty small -- just half the Hiroshima bomb. That's big enough to see, but still too high up to have any real effect on the ground. No sound, no worries, and certainly no "devastating effect".
And remember, that's only if a fragment actually hits us. Which almost certainly one won't.
Julien goes on, tying this event to the Bush Administration, Iran, and (of course!) crop circles. 'nuff said. So duh, we're in no danger.
Chalk another phantasm up to the extremist UFO crowd. But I expect that from such groups as the Expolitics Institute; their stock-in-trade is a proud and utter denial of reality. A tour of their site should show you that. But again, Yahoo!News calls themselves a news organization, and passing along nonsense that is guaranteed to scare a lot of people is negligent at best.
Do I sound ticked? Damn straight I'm ticked. I am firing off a letter to Yahoo!News about this. Maybe I can convince them to talk to a real scientist first before disseminate utter bilge like this sort of story.
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Oops! I originally said it would be eight times as big, because for some reason I was thinking the radius doubled. But it really triples, and volume goes as the cube of the radius. So 3x3x3=27. That's probably big enough to see, whereas 8 times is marginal. Interestingly, I would still expect there would be at least one explosion like this per year, yet no one ever sees them! Maybe they really are hard to see, but it's hard to understand why. I'll have to look into this...
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tootsie roll
05-25-2006, 06:06 AM
Oh so it's bullshit.
I guess we'll find out soon. ;)
Tom Swierzbinski
05-25-2006, 08:04 AM
Ooh, I missed riding the Asia Tsunami. Maybe if this one hits Ill be able to dust off my old surfboard.
Heres hoping! :p
graph
05-25-2006, 08:12 AM
I hope we're all dead tomorrow. That way I can prove those "you're die of lung cancer from smoking weed" people wrong.
i live in central canada, closer to the pacific, im not worried:D
Tom Swierzbinski
05-25-2006, 10:21 AM
I hope we're all dead tomorrow. That way I can prove those "you're die of lung cancer from smoking weed" people wrong.
Haha, you can already prove them wrong! :D
MaryJaneScott
05-25-2006, 01:20 PM
i live in central canada, closer to the pacific, im not worried:D
All you and I have to worry about is frostbite
beachguy in thongs
05-25-2006, 01:21 PM
I hope we're all dead tomorrow. That way I can prove those "you're die of lung cancer from smoking weed" people wrong.
Thanks, graph. Thanks for saying that you hope I'm dead, tomorrow. I can see how you make new friends, now.
All you and I have to worry about is frostbite
Think about the ensuing rain.
dog420
05-25-2006, 01:39 PM
"We might all be dead tommorrow."
Well i better light this bong then!
Peace
D.Boone
05-25-2006, 01:44 PM
i live in central canada, closer to the pacific, im not worried:D
yeadude im in iowa right in the middle of the midwest smack dab in the mibble of america im not worried one bit. but ill pray for those of u along the atlantic coast :thumbsup:
robert42
05-25-2006, 01:45 PM
dam i better change my underwear
god dont wanna smell the chedar cheese from below
CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-25-2006, 01:48 PM
huh? what the fuck did you just say is gonna happen in europe? 10 million whats die in europe on the 25? *looks at calender* hmmmmm, its a thursday....... Awww fuck, i can't figure it out. Im gonna go smoke a bowl and then mybe i can figure it out.
Web Smoker
05-25-2006, 03:57 PM
wow thats really scarry considering im in mid new jersey..........time to buy all the pot i can and smoke a gottie .................................................. .............................and have and massive orgy
Nikita123
05-25-2006, 04:09 PM
Damn! I've already paid for the UFC pay-per-view this weekend. :rasta:
Thank God i live in the exact middle of the country.
Gothen
05-25-2006, 06:29 PM
Yeah, seriously, where I live I don't think I have too much to worry about, like Halo. I mean, I was thinking last night how entirely FUCKED UP it would be if that did happen. It was weird because it was 3 am and I was having a glass a milk, right? and I hear the CNN from the living room and I check it out, they're talking about having evacuation drills and shit. I'm like, "It might actually be true...!?" Oh well, I'm not worried either way, I sorta want it to happen. It'd give me a reason to pack up and leave. I'd pack up and go down there to help with the relief if it did happen, and I'm not even kidding because I'm about to be homeless anyway, so it'd all work out nicely.
btw, THATS what I thought was fucked up, the fact that I sorta want it to happen. ANYHOO......
PaRaNoIa
05-25-2006, 06:38 PM
Goddamn it! This will totally blow my weekend plans!! FUCK!!:p
oh, and it's 19.37 pm on the 25th of may.. Nothing happend yet..:) lol
Thank God i live in the exact middle of the country.
RevolverBlaze
05-25-2006, 08:00 PM
I'm still alive. You bastard, I wrote my will, smoked the rest of my weed, and had wild sex for 6 hours this morning thinking it was all going to be my last, ah, and a hot shower. I did all that for nothign?! lol, if this was really going down it would be plastered on the news and the Gov woulda ordered an evac from the major flood zones anyway. Don't let tweakers get you worried about the 'end of the world'
We still have about 7 more hours
orangeman
05-25-2006, 09:52 PM
Dude dont fuckin scare me..I'm fuckin scared now..fuck you just killed my high, I hope I dont die! NO!!!
Ae...
05-25-2006, 10:49 PM
FEMA is running drills so that they can round people up in evacuee camps or concentration camps I forget what they're called...
orangeman
05-25-2006, 10:51 PM
So tell me, about what time was this said to happen? I'm still fuckin scared for my life..to tell you the truth I dont mind dying naturally like..slowly just losing everything then just pass out perminantely or how ever natural death occurs but I dont wanna be violently carried away by a giant wave of water until I drown :(.
tokinggreg
05-25-2006, 11:21 PM
So tell me, about what time was this said to happen? I'm still fuckin scared for my life..to tell you the truth I dont mind dying naturally like..slowly just losing everything then just pass out perminantely or how ever natural death occurs but I dont wanna be violently carried away by a giant wave of water until I drown :(.
relax.. it's a joke.
flamingskullballs
05-25-2006, 11:27 PM
well die when we die, i would rather not know till it happens
orangeman
05-25-2006, 11:31 PM
relax.. it's a joke.
...I'm embarassed :o.
CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-26-2006, 12:13 AM
btw, THATS what I thought was fucked up, the fact that I sorta want it to happen. ANYHOO......
Yeah.... The fact that you kinda want 10 million people to die is just a tiny little bit fucked up. Lol.
PaRaNoIa
05-26-2006, 11:25 AM
Weirdest joke ever..
Hey, have you all heard about that meteor that is the size of a small country, and is comming straight for the US??
Wesley Pipes
05-26-2006, 12:23 PM
I have received information psychically
your tellin me you seriously believed that??? rofl:dance:
robert42
05-26-2006, 02:26 PM
gets ur swim shorts on guys ITS COMINGGGGG
MaryJaneintheCloset
05-26-2006, 04:36 PM
Kinda sketchy after reading this post... have you seen the latest news? http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5428421
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