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Pichacho
05-24-2006, 01:51 AM
well, me and my girlfriend went away for the weekend, and had sex many a time. i'm proud to say we've completely mastered the missionary position;) move your (the guy) hips up, so that the base of your penis rubs against her clitoris. i tried it, it worked wonders. that, and a durex tingling condom:D awesome.
anyways. we've tried the girl on top position a couple times, but we cant figure it ous:( Every time we try, my dick usually ends up just popping out:confused: i'm asking some of the more sexually enlightened users here if they had any tips on how to get pleasure out of that position, for both me and her, without me popping out;)
thanks
Ganjasaurusrex
05-24-2006, 03:11 AM
well, me and my girlfriend went away for the weekend, and had sex many a time. i'm proud to say we've completely mastered the missionary position;) move your (the guy) hips up, so that the base of your penis rubs against her clitoris. i tried it, it worked wonders. that, and a durex tingling condom:D awesome.
anyways. we've tried the girl on top position a couple times, but we cant figure it ous:( Every time we try, my dick usually ends up just popping out:confused: i'm asking some of the more sexually enlightened users here if they had any tips on how to get pleasure out of that position, for both me and her, without me popping out;)
thanks
Check out thread, "why dont girls have lots of orgasms"
There is a method called the "three point method" Recently posted.
Good luck
:thumbsup:
likemclever
05-24-2006, 03:29 AM
well, me and my girlfriend went away for the weekend, and had sex many a time. i'm proud to say we've completely mastered the missionary position;) move your (the guy) hips up, so that the base of your penis rubs against her clitoris. i tried it, it worked wonders. that, and a durex tingling condom:D awesome.
anyways. we've tried the girl on top position a couple times, but we cant figure it ous:( Every time we try, my dick usually ends up just popping out:confused: i'm asking some of the more sexually enlightened users here if they had any tips on how to get pleasure out of that position, for both me and her, without me popping out;)
thanks
Dude being on top is all about her.
Most of the time you get to drive. I think youâ??re trying to drive the car when itâ??s not your turn and thatâ??s why it keeps coming out. My advice is to just sit back and relax and let God show you why he made a woman. It will take a little practice on her part she will have to find out what she likes. There are other things you can be doing while your down there relaxing donâ??t just lay there like a bump. Use your hands and figure it out.
Good Luck :thumbsup:
minnesota man
05-24-2006, 04:47 PM
Yeah, watching a girl ride you like a horse is the best show in the world.
partyguy420
05-24-2006, 06:51 PM
yea, umm... its sort of hard to do some times, and even harder to explain, but i have noticed that i dont get as much pleasure when the girl is on top, i usaly only make deb ride on top so that i have a few minutes to rest when im drunk or when ive had a long day of hard work and i am tired out,
friendowl
05-24-2006, 07:31 PM
if your pecker pops out its too small
wait a couple of years and try again
girls cum hard when they ride the dick
Garden Knowm
05-24-2006, 08:15 PM
she does not necessarily need to go up and down (pogo stick style)... rather she can shuffle/slide forward and backward ...kinda like she is trying to scratch her poon....
remind her about her youth when she used to grind on couch arms and other saddle type furniture.... that may be the method you need to use....
one more tid bit... you can never master any position completley cause all the godess are so different...
ilove you
muncheemama
05-24-2006, 10:59 PM
tell her to hoolahoop round it..
Garden Knowm
05-25-2006, 04:46 AM
Ifyou she finds a way that rubd the man in the canoe just right.. you should stick with it!!!!!!!!!!
: )
JunkYard
05-25-2006, 05:12 AM
anyways. we've tried the girl on top position a couple times, but we cant figure it ous:( Every time we try, my dick usually ends up just popping out:confused: i'm asking some of the more sexually enlightened users here if they had any tips on how to get pleasure out of that position, for both me and her, without me popping out;)
thanks
Just let her do the driving, man. Some ladies like to hump, while others like to grind, but if you let them do the work, you don't have to worry bout timing, and your johnson slipping out.
Btw, it has less to do with size, and more to do with timing, and you attempting to ride the rider. ;)
Just let the rider ride, man! There's many other places that could benefit from a little attention while in that position, so you don't have to be a log!
Reefer Rogue
05-25-2006, 08:05 AM
Doggy style :dance:
K.Kush
05-25-2006, 06:40 PM
Lay flat out on your back. Get her to squat over you, it's going to be a KILLER workout on her legs, and she might not last too long ..
It's good and basic, no real room for collision.
Sandypointstoner
05-25-2006, 07:20 PM
problem: your dick is too small...duh
Pichacho
05-25-2006, 09:44 PM
my dick isnt small. its not huge, but its about average.
muncheemama
05-26-2006, 12:16 AM
WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....
Pichacho
05-26-2006, 01:42 AM
.............i dont like the sounds of that one bit... hehe i'll be careful.
skunkfunk
05-26-2006, 09:18 PM
Long John Silver: Do girlfriend up the arse, then punch her in the thigh, punch her in the eye and watch her walk off. She should be limping, have a hand on her eye and maybe make an "arrr" sound.:D
JunkYard
05-26-2006, 10:03 PM
WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....
That's funny sh!t....
I live in a very small town, and that happened to a local guy, lol! It was big news for gossip for months. ;)
He could hardly show his face in the local eatery, and gossip hall after that, lol!
Too funy!
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