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czechweed
05-23-2006, 09:27 PM
If you where god what would you change or make in this world?.

I would make a new drug that was a million times better than cannabis which had no bad side effects:thumbsup:.

stangle12
05-23-2006, 09:32 PM
thinking philisophicly...we cannot make the world better, for it would have dier adverse concequences. Therefor the world is the best it can be. (its faults are what make it perfect)

Its a Plant
05-23-2006, 09:33 PM
If I had to, I would make it so money wasn't even printed, nor anyone knew of its existence. Money just doesn't matter. More people need to live life not always worrying about making a lot of ca$h. :OD

stangle12
05-23-2006, 09:43 PM
trade would be so much easier without physical money. no inflation!

czechweed
05-23-2006, 09:44 PM
i agree :thumbsup: ^^^^

tokinggreg
05-23-2006, 09:45 PM
trade would be so much easier without physical money.

NO.. you are wrong.

friendowl
05-23-2006, 10:22 PM
damn if i was god
id probobly give up my title
so i could go have some fun

Cooler Then Jesus
05-23-2006, 10:26 PM
im cooler than god and his whole family.

too as in also
05-23-2006, 11:12 PM
if i were god,i would smite those who banned marijuana into the flaming pits of hell:rasta: lol

Not Enough Herb
05-24-2006, 12:00 AM
if i were god, i would take out all plants and trees and replace it with cannibas, so no matter where you went, you could get high.

hahahahha

later

FOXBIRD
05-24-2006, 12:43 AM
i would prove aliens exist, and who killed kennedy.

suhl
05-24-2006, 02:20 AM
hey guys, you dont like money and capitalism, see how communism has worked out, then everyone is equal and not worrying about money. but in all seriousness non market economies do exist, so you dont need to be god to do that, just move to the rain forests of brazil. they are way more stable and pretty much better in every way for the people than ours, but as a result they have no technology. its a trade of to be sure.

SomeGuy
05-24-2006, 03:13 AM
If I "were" God...I would spell "were" right....


lol, sorry no offense. Just thought it was funny

Jeff Spicoli
05-24-2006, 04:58 AM
prove my existance, lol, am i right? am i right?

krustythfreakinclown
05-24-2006, 05:57 AM
If I "were" God...I would spell "were" right....




I found that ironic as well.

sm0k1t
05-25-2006, 04:32 AM
I would do exacly as he does now

Dirk Gently
05-25-2006, 05:17 AM
I am my own god. my will be done.

like everyone else, I'm still impotent against the weight of the entire world.

I'd simply be the person I want to be, which I'm endeavoring toward.

Euphoric
05-25-2006, 07:24 AM
Legalization of all drugs asap

Euphoric
05-25-2006, 07:31 AM
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God~bloodhoundgang

StOneD.aS.FuK
05-25-2006, 09:16 AM
i would destroy earth and the whole solar system, and start again.

Davidj56
05-25-2006, 03:28 PM
LEAGALIZE every drug known to man.. And make the Cops disapear.

MegaOctane12
05-25-2006, 06:53 PM
If I was God I would kill one in every two people so we have half the people currently on Earth. Sorry if that sounds brutal but I think this planets in major need of a clean up.

BestTonicIsChronic
05-26-2006, 07:42 PM
If I were God, I would live among my people, but be perfect, cause whats the fun of having something you cant play with, lol.

Brother Schenker
05-30-2006, 08:52 PM
if i were a god i would make sure everyone had whatever they wanted, make anything possible and at least provide a convincing, visceral illusion of the impossible (such as this particular mortal world).