stoned in school

[withthelightsout]

has anyone ever been stoned during school? whats it like?
friday first period were going to bowl america and gym and were gonna check in witht he teacher and then skip out, after we skip go smoke a bowl and then come back during the break

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I've gone to school tons of times stoned.. its fun, just don't let a teacher catch u not paying attention, b/cuz when they center u out n ur stoned its shitty
also sounds fun what ur gunna do on fri

[cushy]

I have been alot...I dont think I can anymore in my english class though

last time I came in so stoned my teacher said something like "I used to live in Amsterdam"..and she really did...I just forgot

then she made me read this huge long article..it was soo hard haha

[da5mikeY]

Yeah I was thinking about blazing this Friday during school because it's pretty easy because I go to a small private school in the city and I can just walk out the door with my friend and go blaze in the parking lot next door. So I think I'm going to take one of my pipes and a small dime bag and go get crazy. What else not to do during class?

[Dplaya4life03]

Yea i have before. Its scary the first time b/c i thought everyone knew i was high, but after that it was alot of fun.

da5mikey what school do u go to in the city. I go to private school in NYC 2.

[Not Enough Herb]

if your gonna blaze during school, my advice is to go to a friends house or a forest. soooooooooo many stupid kids have been busted smoking weed in the smoke pit at my school its not even funny. but other than that, have fun

later

[da5mikeY]

ok thanks, yeah there's this parking lot, a building, and then woods, so yeah the woods obviously...thanks

[Blazed and Confused]

Yea i have before. Its scary the first time b/c i thought everyone knew i was high, but after that it was alot of fun.

da5mikey what school do u go to in the city. I go to private school in NYC 2.


Me 3! I'm a Fordham prepper.

[fuzzylogic]

going to school high isn't as fun as it seems.. being around that many other kids who aren't high is kind of lame

[matt2m]

not for me when i do go to class there are about 10 kids i know that are high as fuck (i know because we all pass each other blazin before school). and there is like 28 kids in the class so 1/3 the class is stoned.

[Funkamander]

I did it a bunch in high school. Get my dime hookup at the beginning of lunch, smoke a bowl with him, grab a cup-o-noodles, and scarf it. I'd always eat them without a drink to get SO thirsty, and pick up a juice on the way to 3rd period. History. Which, coincidentally, is precisely what I'm about to major in.

And props to Mr. Mac.

[Hempamasta]

Yeah, I used to smoke all the time before school my senior year. I found that it helped me focus a lot more, and my grades actually went up when I started smoking. Go figure!

[deranged toker]

use to get stoned in school but had to quit cause all i did was sleep for the first couple periods

[RIH]

I do quite a bit. Lots of times before school, and sometimes me and some friends will leave during an hour and smoke a blunt and come back.

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Its really heat score tho at school, also you cant be laughing your ass off at everything at skool, which kinda sux cuz to me thats the best part.

[MeatRulz]

I just started school and smoked like a 2.5 gram blunt the first day of school.

[shadexiii]

I used to routinely smoke two GBs before going in for the quantum mechanics class I had. Let me tell you, math has never been more fascinating. All of the grad students knew I was completely out of it, the prof never had a clue.

[make it legal]

yeah ive blazed at school lots of times but i dont like it that much because im more worried about everyone noticing

[mowie wowie]

i go high more than i don't, its a wonderfull experience.

School + weed = heaven

I highly reccoment it!

[CBsDankNugs]

i do it all the time. if you dont have any eye drops make sure that your teacher is cool. worst thing is the teacher catching you. but other then that its awsome espically if all your friends are baked to.

[Up In Smoke 420]

It can be fun... I have enlgish first period and she's really hot (my teacher) and like you can just walk in 15-20 mins late and she wont count you tardy. Half the class sleeps most the time and everyones got there ipods going. It's fun if you got a cool class and people to do it with or talk about bud with. Lucky for me I got 4 people right by me who do so yeah fun.

[da5mikeY]

I live in Pittsburgh.

[ToxicHaze]

every motherfucking day.

[3rdEyeVision]

ya im pretty much stoned every time I go there(5-6 hours a week lol) I dont even think my teacher notices or something though and my councellar is totally cool with it...... you can basically tell him your baked lol

[Reefer Rogue]

Hell yea and it's mad fun, especially when you have a best friend with you. So many times this year where we were late coz of smoking joints :P

[stoneberg]

once, but I wasnt too badly baked and actually felt like studying, and remembered pretty much all the things I heard at class, so it helped me focus alot. Was a bit paranoid at the people around me since most of my classes are filled with geeks and goody-goodies.

[shadexiii]

Research lab is almost as fun as class. All I had to do was sit in front of a computer and set up theoretical calculations on molecules. Fortunately, the grad students and post-docs weren't asses about it. Most flak I ever caught was one of them turning around in his chair when I entered lab and saying "I thought I smelled a (insert last name here)." It was hard not to crack up when he said that, but that let me know that nobody there gave a fuck, as long as I got the job done. And I could go outside and listen to my ipod / smoke a cig whenever I felt like it. Definitely nice. When I had hash, I spiked a couple cigs, kept that good feeling going all day long.

[orangeman]

Well before I never got stoned in school but now I get stoned right before I go to school like every morning..it's really not all that different but it is a bit interesting..one time I felt like I was floating instead of walking down the halls, I guess it was from all the walking and the talking..just hearing all those voices are quite funny when you actually take the time to pay attention to it..I also realize that if I actually want to do my work, I do it and get it done lol.

[skunkfunk]

I use to always smoke at school, it just made the day better. Especially business lessons where you can just mong out on the internet. Musta been the teachers or summin, coz i never got paranoid anxious. Being stoned just made school..fun :)

[thebathroom]

everrry day. Almost. This is what my schedule looked like for my last semester.

Art
Writers Craft
LUNCH
Design
Spare

So Obviously it's expected to go into art high as fuck and draw the craziest shit. Highschool has been good to me. :)

[spliffstar22]

yA, everyday i burn at school. It just makes class fuckin hilarious... You see the most trippy shit in class. Like on Friday, this cokehead ran up to the girl teacher and he was like "Hey Freddy, I Need some Help!" And he kept sayin it after, and me and one of my boys were blazed, so we were dying, laughed for the whole class...

[Taylor.]

I went to school stoned first four months of the school year till i got expelled. i was used to it so i had a great time going to class stoned

[newone]

i personally think its waste of bud to be smoking before school. why? because lets see, all ur doing is jus fucking sitting there waiting for time to fly by. what a great way to kill ur high huh?

now if u had a teacher that didnt really care thats a different story...

[IlikeBongs]

dude no.... gettin stoned before school is a deffinatly but if u cant go off campus to get stoned. DONT DO IT IN THE BATHROOM NEXT TO THE OFFICE. i have to go to court and i got suspened cuz of that. also stoned in school is fun cuz if ur in a cool class everyone is tellin funny jokes or pissin off the teacher wich is hilariuos.

[chriscannabis]

School used to kill my high, so I tried not to waste weed.

[SamsonSimpson]

my morning ritual is a nicely packed bowl and a triple shot of monster energy. i found it is my best formula for doing good in school while enjoying it.

[Transitive Nightfall]

when i went to hs i went stoned quite a bit. it really depended on my weed, id smoke every morning before school and at lunch for weeks, and then for a week or two once i ran out (or spent all my money on other shit) i wouldnt even get high at all. first 20 times stoned at school was iffy, i didnt find it that good and there was of course sketchiness, however, i soon got straight with it to the point where id smoke three or four bowls of nugget and then go straight to first period. goign to school stoned really tames you i guess, you really learn how to control yourself and act sober. in general i did enjoy being stoned at school, but it was nothing compared to sitting on my deck stoned with a friend downing a 12 pack and listening to music.

[Pride]

I think yall are crazy.
I always want to leave a good impression at school by dressing/looking/smelling nice. There's no way I could concentrate in school while high. I'd be slow as fuck. Especially since I can't hear well.. like school isn't hard enough for my ass.

At home, I'll put on my lazy clothes (clothes that feel really comfy but are ugly) and toke up.

[420everyday]

goin to school high is fun but by about 3rd period i am so fucking tired that it makes the other other 5 periods suck so much more

[heavyhitter25]

Iv'e been going to school astoned every day since the end of freshmen year and now im a senior. watch your behavior and dont draw attention to yourself
stay away from clowns that may draw attention to you

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

It can be fun... I have enlgish first period and she's really hot (my teacher) and like you can just walk in 15-20 mins late and she wont count you tardy. Half the class sleeps most the time and everyones got there ipods going. It's fun if you got a cool class and people to do it with or talk about bud with. Lucky for me I got 4 people right by me who do so yeah fun.


sorry for quoting such an old post but..

this sounds so much like my english class
every aspect u just said, is included.. cept the teacher isn't really hot, tho she makes stoner mistakes.. like.. writing words that dont belong on the board in a paragraph

[Blunt420]

Yea me and my friends get blazed all the time during school, its mad fun. Tho it is scary when you think someone knows your jigh, but besides that, its fun as hell!

[tbailey]

not yet, but on the first day of school this fallwe are going to roll a blunt about the size of the big ones in "how high" on the way to school (my friend is driving)
ill probably be freaking out because i dont want to get caught on the first day of my senior year of hs (4 kids wree kicked out of the spring musical 2 years ago and expelled for a month because of smoking during muical practice.) and since im the yearbook editor (who says all stoners were burnouts and dumb :p) i have to take a bunch of pics of people walking into scholl and interview some freshman about wehta they think of the hs and human interaction will not be good in the state of mind i will be in

[TheFatKid]

i wanna try, but if i get caught, life=over. My parents are dickheads.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i used to get stoned before work all the time. one day i ate a cookie with 1 gram of kief baked into it. i was really fucked up i tell you what. i ate it on 1st break at 9 am, came up on it at around 11 am, went to lunch, came back, worked till like 2, then came off it around 3 pm; when it was time to go home. work was really fun that day, but im sure everyone knew i was blazed all to hell. it's cool though cause that job was easy as hell.

[Captain Hanks]

i honestly dont see how smoking in school for you people is fun, for me it would ruin the high because of the chance of getting caught wich is very easy, you lose all your rights once you step on campus and can be searched without consent, take it from someone who knows, i had a search and seizure take place on my pipe in my backpack and ended up expelled

[U4E uh]

I haven't done it. But I don't think I'd be that paranoid 'cause if you use commen sense then no one will know you're stoned. And my eyes are usually bloodshot in school sense I usually don't get much sleep..

[SinisterK]

I've done it a number of times, it's usually fun and doesn't interfere with my learning. Except once I couldn't concentrate on the overhead so I was looking back and forth and back and forth. And by then she had already confronted me about smelling like cigarettes everytime I went into her class. Pretty funny I guess.

[shoi]

i dunno i no ppl have done it but it just doesnt sound like the best thing ever

[lagstronaut]

it's fucking amazing, what are some of you guys talking about? it's alot more fun, time goes by quick, and just smoke a joint if you already know that if you get caught with a peice you're expelled. if you already knew that then you're retarded for not rolling a joint man

my school is pretty slack, the parking lot for kids who don't want to pay for a spot to park next to the school is called "Smokers" and basically teachers tell us to smoke our pot there and not in front of the school or in the Teacher's parking lot

[trippen420]

i wanna try but idk

[BloodAngel]

I was at school hyped on dexadrine for 3 days, I don't think anyone even noticed, and if they did, they just assumed it was a sugar high or something

[Shy Sarah]

Last year I was stoned all the time, including school and work. Me and my friend would go out for pipes or bongs inbetween classes in this 5 minutes of 'walking time'. School was hilarious, but I don't remember anything else about it. Going high to art was great cos we just had to paint. Going to work stoned is pretty gay, your heaps slower and 3 of my managers worked out I was on drugs, and one thought I was a full blown junkie. So everything in moderation.

[herostyle]

I've gone many times stoned just smoked int he woods in the morning. It is all quite enjoyable but in some classes I feel like it spoils the fun to concentrate so I always feel like I'm losing my high.

[Great Spirit]

Oh I remember smoking and going to class! I never did it in high school, but I loved it in college. I took some time off so I only have 2 more years to get my Bachelors degree in Theology. After that I go to get my Masters to teach.

My old teacher is a radio DJ for a local rock station, so naturally he would be open to it. lol. I came high to his class many times. I don't know how many times I came stoned to class and work!

I remember coming high to Newswriting class and me and my friend went on the HighTimes website and just fucked around..and paid attention too ;) . lol. It was great. Never forget it.

One time I was in Desktop Publishing class and we were on break and 2 of my friends came to visit and we went for a quick smoke ride and I was blazed and my classmates were teasing me. Derick yells "CANDY BARS!" After class, my teacher's brother came in and introduced me and he's like "this is one my GOOD students". Haha.

I remember ordering my first pipe online on the school's computer before class too!

Hands down, if your teacher and class are cool, coming to class high is an experience you'll love and never forget!!

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

going to school baked is the fucking best thing ever. every fuckers in my fucking nerd school program knows i smoke but are quite cool about it. My math teacher last year was soooooooo cool and she used to toke :stoned:.
She learned i smoke because of some clues i dont know ;) And one day (well more than one but that one was special lol) i came FUUUCKINNG baked out of my mind and i was laughing my ass off before the bell rang and she knew i was totally stoned by looking at me with a fucking big smile and through the class she was shooting comment about me greening out it was soooo funny :dance: Im cracking up just thinking of it. That teacher was wayy too much i miss her :o.

And one time i wanted to come high in her class but i found out it was a substitute teacher and i came in class like 2 seconds late and he shut the fucking door on me when the bell rang that son of a bitch!!! he told me to go to the secretary's office and i kept knocking on the door annoying him (stoned) and telling him i didnt know where was the damn office (which was true). Then I realized everybody in teh class were laughing so hard cause everyone knew i was sooo high the teacher wasnt getting it lol... awww good times :o

[herostyle]

I went to school high when we were taking finals and i was so relaxed about it like ti was nothing. Good times.

[Damon32]

Dude in the 80's....If I didn't have a joint to smoke on the way to school, I didn't like going.

Wake and bake is wake and bake.....school or no school.

[Mr. TBAGU 420]

I went a couple times last year and liked it. I was relaxed and didn't care what people said or what was going on. This year school is almost starting again and school is SO FUCKING BORING!! So i'm planning on buying like a half ounce or an ounce and rolling a fat ass joint and then walking to school the first couple of days and getting stoned before going into the hell hole of school. The first few days are just rules and all this shit i've heard the last 3 years of my high school career. It will be great.. just can't forget my combo for my locker.. haha.

[WaKeNvAp]

I went to school high when we were taking finals and i was so relaxed about it like ti was nothing. Good times.
I went high as shit on green dragon, as well as a joint and took my assesment tests at my college, and qualified for the top class of both english and mathematics:stoned: :thumbsup: i was just so relaxed, and on top of that, it was 2 years after i graduated high school, stoned, no book open for 2 years, but top classes. classic :smokin:

[herostyle]

haha niice.

[memoryburner]

These guys at my school smoked with their teacher on the last day of school. i dont know what class he taught...but when i find out im transfering into that class

[bud breath420]

Damn school is soo much fun when your stoned .. me and my buddies just go into the toilets have a bong and a pipe being passed underneath to each other then we go sit at our table make fun of people and play guitar its great!! oh the good thing is we have about 5 hot teachers at our school its awesome!! class is pretty much the same listen to music and annoy the smart kids !! peace!!

[EmericanStoner420]

hahahha this year on 420, me and my bro woke up early so we could go to school stoned as hell, we smoked liek 3 bowls, it was aweosme cause one of my best friends was baked him and his cousin put liek an oucne of bud into some brownies or soemthign he was high for liek 5 hours, its kinda gay though cause whne im high i get munchies and cotton mouth really bad and at my school yuo can buy any food before 5th hour so thats like 3 somethign hours before i can eat, and you cant laugh that much, hahaha but everytime i seen my friend we laughed for liek 10 minutes because we knew we were both so high, next year i think im gonna go on a burn with him my bro and like two of my other buds before school on 420, well have to get some good shit to!....ohh fuck rockford(illinois) dank is insane, half a gram will put you on your ass ohh love it later nigs




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[fikusroot]

This is amusing. I hope you realize that statisitcally, there is a VERY good chance your teacher smokes his or herself. Most of them can tell instantly if one of their students are stoned but most of them don't want to embarass them. Either thator they would rather humiliate them then get them in trouble with the administration. Face it, their making you go up to the board and doing complex math (revealing to the class how stoned you really are) is going to almost as effective as taking it up with the guidence counciler. Most teachers do not want their students to get into trouble but they do want them to care about their class as much as they do. So the next time you think, "man, I can't believe Mrs. Smokesalot didn't know I was on cough syrup or when I lit a joint in the back of class" they notice.

[orange floyd]

hahahha this year on 420, me and my bro woke up early so we could go to school stoned as hell, we smoked liek 3 bowls, it was aweosme cause one of my best friends was baked him and his cousin put liek an oucne of bud into some brownies or soemthign he was high for liek 5 hours, its kinda gay though cause whne im high i get munchies and cotton mouth really bad and at my school yuo can buy any food before 5th hour so thats like 3 somethign hours before i can eat, and you cant laugh that much, hahaha but everytime i seen my friend we laughed for liek 10 minutes because we knew we were both so high, next year i think im gonna go on a burn with him my bro and like two of my other buds before school on 420, well have to get some good shit to!....ohh fuck rockford(illinois) dank is insane, half a gram will put you on your ass ohh love it later nigs




ede


you from rockford?i have a shitload of family there... waht part?

[Its a Plant]

Haha, I go up to Rockford quite frequently. The place is pretty tight.

[bud breath420]

^^^ Hmm i think this was from How high... study high take the test high.. get high scores!!

[delta9thc06]

My health teacher in 8th grade came up to me one morning and just stared at me square in the eyes and then she held up her finger and moved it infront of my face, i was so stoned i didnt kno what to do! So i just didnt look at her finger and looked at face and im like "what the hell do u think ur doin" and shes like "have u been smoking" i said no andshe just walked away. Scary shit make sure u got clear eyes and dont smoke a blunt or j because it will make u reak.

[litoz22]

:stoned: u guys make it sound lika mission.. oh have u ever got high? fuck man i dun care i jus smoke wherever.. its lik its the end of the world if u smoek on skool.. or it makesu cool.. fuck.. smoke wherver u wan.. but i have to agree.. it is fun running from teh principle sumtimess

[gutterfunk]

Algebra was the shit the one time when I was baked. Best class all year. Got into a fiery political discussion with the teacher and then just relaxed in the corner with my CD player all period. I went to my friends house and smoked during lunch and then came back and ate and was totally content until school got out.

[ShadowGate420]

I never went to school baked nor got baked at school. School is for learning and you can't learn when ur baked. Leave it for an after school activity.

[james420]

im kinda bummed now...i didnt start smoking til i was well out of high school. ive been to a few college classes stoned, but it wasnt terribly exciting. i just pretty much would doodle.

finals while high was a lot better though. No stress about the whole thing. I seemed to do just as well while high.

[spliffstar22]

Everyday since the beginning of hs i've been high, and i will be for my last year too.... And i only failed one class, so it doesn't fuck up your school... I concentrate more.... I remember the first year of hs it was just me, and like 3-4 of my boys that burned it down everyday, and everyone knew, and were like i'm never gonna smoke, just this year that finished, everyone's goin out to burn a spliff......I remember i was in the VP's office, with 2 blunts, a pipe, and an ounce in my jacket, and i had just burned a blunt at lunch with my boys, so he obviously smelled the high grade... He's like what's that smell?? I was like it's a cigarette, he asked me if he could search me, i was like fuck no, and if you wanna search me, call the police and let them search me... He was like no that's not necessary, and he told me to go to class.... it was such a trip though.....

[badfish2689]

one day during school we smoked 3 bowls of hydro cronic fuking stoned out my fukng mind anyway going to p.e. i thought i was in mario world i swear to god i saw turtles , blocks and gold coins it was so fuking trippy it only lasted for about 4 seconds but it was a dope ass trip btw i actully reached out and tried to grab a coin in the air when it was over everyone was starring at me and laughing there asses off

[DarkHorse014]

I would get caught, I know it.

[Jaycub]

one day during school we smoked 3 bowls of hydro cronic fuking stoned out my fukng mind anyway going to p.e. i thought i was in mario world i swear to god i saw turtles , blocks and gold coins it was so fuking trippy it only lasted for about 4 seconds but it was a dope ass trip btw i actully reached out and tried to grab a coin in the air when it was over everyone was starring at me and laughing there asses off

You should go and get checked out, psychiatrically.

Weed won't do that to you, bro.

[badfish2689]

nah lets just say it was some good shit... then again the weed didnt really smell like anything it was probly laced

[manshowboy487]

oh i don't like being stoned at classes, my mind never ceases to wander from the subject matter and I fail to retain any information due to the short term memory loss.

[Phantomnesia Phoenix]

No joke, I love going to school mad blazed, especially on 4 20 because you know half the other kids are baked too.

My first time being baked in school was intense, I ate a special brownie after first block and was so fucked during gym. Jumping rope has never been so hard, yet entertaining (I jumped for half the class, 40 min.)

We just bake in the bathroom or at a friends house though, shits easy.

[phoenix]

Unfortunately, I just realized, my last day of rehab is in a week or two, so I can't really smoke the first few days of school, plus I have court the 19th of september,and I don't know if they do blood tests or what..I'm pretty sure it's just piss, but want to be careful.

Maybe just the first day ;)

Hey, nice name.

[mojoke]

everyday i would sell dubs to losers and they would smoke me half or all of it on the spot. ended up rolling mad blunts every day at lunch with 5-6 people.
good times.

[Bwease]

Smoking in school is prob. the most fun i had in highschool. Go to school high, study high, take the tests high, score high.

[herostyle]

Yeah i do really good on tests when im high, but if im stoned its kinda hard to concentrate.:stoned: