The funniest thing that happened while U were stoned THREAD

[rainbows.rsexy]

:rolleyes: The funniest thing was when my friend put a baby squid in my face.

I freaked and yelled.

I said, "get that the F##K out of my room"

It was left on the dining room table

My little dachshund (lowryder), jumped on a chair and then reached up and ate the entire squid. "Mmmm, octopussy"

WHAT ABOUT YOU WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE STONED???

[NoosaHeads]

Smells a bit fishy to me.

[Funkamander]

NoosaHeads, I'm not sure if I've ever given you props.

You win at avatars.

[NoosaHeads]

Haha no worries man.
Your location always sticks in my head...

wont you take me to...

[Hempamasta]

You have a daschund named "LowRyder"?

That's awesome.

[Funkamander]

Bear with me.

DO! D-DO! do-DO-do-DO-do
DO! D-DO! do-DO-do-DOO!

[Esmada]

The funniest thing or mabye it was the weirdest. Anyway. I'm in a friends basement and i'm stoned. Wery. And suddenly my mom is standing in the middle of the room. Scared the hell out of me. But brings a smile on my face when I think about it to day.

[go toke up]

One time when I was stoned, I felt good and got the munchies. I also got cotton mouth and eventually fell asleep.

aint that shit true?lol

[rainbows.rsexy]

You have a daschund named "LowRyder"?

That's awesome.

Idid anyway, my mom opposed the namethough.....she prefered his first name that I gave him "HERMAN"

little red sausage datsun dog

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

My friends and I were all tripping on acid and had just smoked, riding in my car on the highway to my house to chill... the car next to us starts beeping their horn, we look over, and it's a car full of clowns. They started waving and honking their noses at us. It was the most fucked up thing ever... I almost totaled my car.

[Alive]

I would have to say when we were having a session in my friends shed. All the sudden one of my friends stands up to get the bong from the table and the cieling fan falls off the cieling barely missing him. He didn't hit it or anythign it just fell hahha

[halo]

My friends and I were all tripping on acid and had just smoked, riding in my car on the highway to my house to chill... the car next to us starts beeping their horn, we look over, and it's a car full of clowns. They started waving and honking their noses at us. It was the most fucked up thing ever... I almost totaled my car.

LMFAO!!!!! That is hilarious right there! You should do stand-up. Im not even stoned and that made me crack up.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

LMFAO!!!!! That is hilarious right there! You should do stand-up. Im not even stoned and that made me crack up.

Thank you, thank you! *Bows* :D

[alonepsycho]

I am stoned, and I found it funny too. That has to be one of the randomest and most fucked-up things to see in the middle of an acid trip. That's so hilarious.

[BizzleLuvin]

my pal madi and I were revisting our childhood, after sharing two joints,by pulling out onion grass in the yard. i got ahold of a big clump with a giant, writhing grub attached to it. i screamed 'its a grub!' and chuck the clump. it lands on madi's chest. she starts freaking out, screaming and flailing her arms all over the place. then she yanks of her shirt and says someting like: 'is it on me???'. i was doubled over with laughter so badly that i coudn't respond. she takes it as a joke, grabs a handfull of grass and shoves it in my face. next thing i know, we are chasing eachother around the backyard (madi with her shirt still off) throwing clumps of onion grass at eachother. i was so funny, my stomach hurt for the rest of the night. i ended up sleeping over at her house. while I was sleeping, she picked more crass and layed it on my chest. i woke up and i was like 'what is that smell? whats your mom making for breakfast?'. thats was pretty funny too.

[rainbows.rsexy]

my pal madi and I were revisting our childhood, after sharing two joints,by pulling out onion grass in the yard. i got ahold of a big clump with a giant, writhing grub attached to it. i screamed 'its a grub!' and chuck the clump. it lands on madi's chest. she starts freaking out, screaming and flailing her arms all over the place. then she yanks of her shirt and says someting like: 'is it on me???'. i was doubled over with laughter so badly that i coudn't respond. she takes it as a joke, grabs a handfull of grass and shoves it in my face. next thing i know, we are chasing eachother around the backyard (madi with her shirt still off) throwing clumps of onion grass at eachother. i was so funny, my stomach hurt for the rest of the night. i ended up sleeping over at her house. while I was sleeping, she picked more crass and layed it on my chest. i woke up and i was like 'what is that smell? whats your mom making for breakfast?'. thats was pretty funny too.


WHOA!!!!, her shirt???

I wish I was there.

[homestar]

naked girl running around her yard throwing clumps of dirt...i've seen that one! pretty good dvd...got boring towards the end though

[homestar]

...because that's all they did...for 90 minutes straight.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I picked up a half O a couple of years back and slept round Bens for the night. We both got baked, and he decided to go toilet so I switched his bedroom light off, hid behind the door and planned to shout 'boo' when he came back out. So I hear the toilet flush and try not to laugh because I was so stoned and it seemed like a funny thing at the time. His door opens, the light switches on and I jump out from behind the door, screaming 'FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER' at the top of my lungs.
His dad had just walked into the room. We looked at eachother for a few seconds, then he grunts and walked off.

[go toke up]

lol

[paperlunatic]

My friends and I were all tripping on acid and had just smoked, riding in my car on the highway to my house to chill... the car next to us starts beeping their horn, we look over, and it's a car full of clowns. They started waving and honking their noses at us. It was the most fucked up thing ever... I almost totaled my car.

jesus christ!

was that all a hallucination,

or were a bunch of assholes who knew u guys were fucked up, and decided to dress up like clowns and scare you>?

either way thats hilarious:dance: :stoned:

[RevolverBlaze]

now I need to buy a clown suit

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

jesus christ!

was that all a hallucination,

or were a bunch of assholes who knew u guys were fucked up, and decided to dress up like clowns and scare you>?

either way thats hilarious:dance: :stoned:

Oh no, it was real... horribly real. Shudder.

[Dplaya4life03]

The funniest thing that happened to me was when i baked for the first time. So me and a few friends are hungry as shit and go to McDonalds. We notice these two guys sitting together like whispering to each other. Then this women comes in who looks like a total whore. She taps one of the two guys shoulders and they all go to the upstairs portion of the restaurant, which was closed off. Like five minutes later we hear these faint moans coming from upstairs. Me and my boys were like no way this is actually happening. They all come downstairs and the woman was walking funny(if you know what i mean). After they leave i say lets go upsatirs and see if there is a condom or something there(dont ask y?) So we go in to this bathroom because we didnt see anything on the floor. I go in first really quiet and i realize this guy was taking shit. Stupidly i go OH SHIT THERES SOME1 IN HERE TAKING A SHIT. We all ran out of the bathroom and out of the McDonalds laughing hysterically.

[rainbows.rsexy]

The funniest thing that happened to me was when i baked for the first time. So me and a few friends are hungry as shit and go to McDonalds. We notice these two guys sitting together like whispering to each other. Then this women comes in who looks like a total whore. She taps one of the two guys shoulders and they all go to the upstairs portion of the restaurant, which was closed off. Like five minutes later we hear these faint moans coming from upstairs. Me and my boys were like no way this is actually happening. They all come downstairs and the woman was walking funny(if you know what i mean). After they leave i say lets go upsatirs and see if there is a condom or something there(dont ask y?) So we go in to this bathroom because we didnt see anything on the floor. I go in first really quiet and i realize this guy was taking shit. Stupidly i go OH SHIT THERES SOME1 IN HERE TAKING A SHIT. We all ran out of the bathroom and out of the McDonalds laughing hysterically.


My mom had a cow after my first pot-party.

I left the house unlocked. she came home pissed as hell because the house is a mess.

That'll never happen again

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I think I've posted this before but I still think it's kinda funny/strange.

My cousin and I got hella baked off my glass "peter pipe". So we was stumblin' around trying to figure out what we should do, and we decide to take a nature walk. Well it was getting windy and rainy, so I was like,
"Hey dude let's walk to the church and back."
So we walk down the road and end up in front of this run down raggedy ass church. Even has a nice little graveyard to the side of it. So we go in, ignoring the crudely drawn "keep out" sign on the door, and look around. There were church benches laying around, and some odd creeking noises. I checked out the back room, it was empty except for a few strange "sunday school" posters. Anyway I come back into the main area and my cousin is just staring wide eyed at this picture hanging on the wall behind a preachers podium. All of a sudden he just grabs it and walks out the door. It was after this date that my cousin started telling me that he felt high all the time, having trouble concentrating, ectetera. Then I find out he returned the painting because he thought God was after him.

What was the painting of?

[homestar]

these stories are great guys

[Kila Whi]

This thread is great..About three years ago me and about 4 of my friends were getting stoned in my shed in my backyard out of this little metal pipe and were all fucked up..so anyways i had this swing like a porch type swing in my backyard we all sit on it and starts swinging like mad after about thirty minute one side started to twist but we were too stoned to get uo or really care then about ten minutes are asses started hitting the ground and like that the chair broke on an up swing and sent us all flying ..one of my friends gets up and says "Oh shit!....Ew who farted?" as soon as he said it he turned around and his back was covered in dog shit. Good times

[talkingmonkey]

One time me and three friends got dressed up in clown suits and went driving down the freeway.

[Eshelmen]

tickleing is probably the funniest thing to do to someone

it annoys the fuck out of them yet their like screaming and yelling and laughing in agony at the same time

[alexisonfire xo]

So this one time me and my friend just finished off about 3 blunts and some bong and were, obviously, hungry. So, being that we were in his room, we went down to his kitchen to grab something to eat. At this point, it's about 3 am and we're trying to be extremely quiet for fear of waking his mom up because she would flip.

So we're both pouring ceral and all of a sudden, we hear someone coming down his creeky ass stairs. We start staring at each other and the door of the kitchen which led to the stairs. Staring at each other, the door, each other with our hearts beating crazy.

Then his dog walks into the kitchen and, being that we were fucked up, it was so much more funnier than it would have been sober. Obviously. But then, what made me laugh 200 times harder is that when his dog walked into the kitchen, my boy dropped the gallon of milk all over his floor.

Hahaha. I can see it now. It was one of those laugh sessions where you can't breathe, ya know? I love those.

[SensiRide]

OK I made a thread about this a while ago but Ill post it again

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The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT!

Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway? You need to watch out for people like me lol

[alexisonfire xo]

That was a good one. Hahaha.

[flamingskullballs]

alright...this one time,. me and a couple of buddies where in my garage, smokin a lot o' pot...and my mother walks in, just all of a sudden...now my buddies spoon is on his lap, along with his bag...and we are all "oh shit"...and it was all smokey in there, just pouring out...but we where smoking ciggerettes and had incense, so no smell

and then the mother says "hey, im going to the grocery store, do you guys want anything?"

[I Got My Shadow High]

One time me and three friends got dressed up in clown suits and went driving down the freeway.

Lmao, so it was you!











can i join!??!?!:dance:

[flamingskullballs]

OK I made a thread about this a while ago but Ill post it again

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The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT!

Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway? You need to watch out for people like me lol

sensi...thats so beautiful

can i play with you bagpipe?

[rainbows.rsexy]

That was a good one. Hahaha.

your avatar eminds me of the time I was driving on the highway and the wind almost blew my vw bus into the next lane:confused:

[O. G. ganja smoker]

the funniest time was one of the first times i got high my friend bought a hammer bubbler for 75 it was fuckin sick but n e ways me and my friend got fucken stoned and we were driving in his van and i was hella zoned out and i guess at the same time he was too when we came back to reality we missed a stop sign and were almost about to hit an car with old people in it i saw everything hella slo mo and saw there faces and they looked hella scared and i asked him what happened and he was like i hella zooned out one of the funnyest times i still was laughing my ass off writing this

[rainbows.rsexy]

the funniest time was one of the first times i got high my friend bought a hammer bubbler for 75 it was fuckin sick but n e ways me and my friend got fucken stoned and we were driving in his van and i was hella zoned out and i guess at the same time he was too when we came back to reality we missed a stop sign and were almost about to hit an car with old people in it i saw everything hella slo mo and saw there faces and they looked hella scared and i asked him what happened and he was like i hella zooned out one of the funnyest times i still was laughing my ass off writing this


that reminds me of the time my friend and I were arging the same point when baked but only realised that after several minutes

I thought it was funny he didn't