Are you kidding me?

[likemclever]

OK, girls what is the shortest time youâ??ve ever had sex?

Scenario: You start your blissful romp and all of the sudden you canâ??t believe your eyes; Heâ??s having an orgasm and your left with your jaw hanging open in disbelief.

I would say shortest time for me would definitely be less than one minute :( .

lolâ?¦A girl friend of mine told me a similar story that happened to her except that immediately afterward he asked her if he could bum a cigaretteâ?¦.lol. I would have punched his lights outâ?¦ :mad:

[gramzzilla420]

lol... that scenaro is funny... the shortest... 10 min bj to get him out of my hair...

[minnesota man]

hahahahaha. Um, nevermind.

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, unlucky.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I've been in a situation where I asked the kid (we were like 16 and 15) if he was going to put it in... and he had BEEN in. :( On top of that, he didn't last long at all.

[Mr Greenthumb]

LMFAO!!! asking him if he was gonna put it in and he already had!!! Priceless!

[poorprincess]

20 min to half an hour is the shortest I've stood for but in that case I require a second go.

[friendowl]

hahaha this is funny
you girls want us to last till your cool
but what about when your riding a homie
and we are feeling all proper and the nut is almost out
and you stop
"i cant no more"
"im tired,you do me"
fuck that get moving

[stangle12]

I've been in a situation where I asked the kid (we were like 16 and 15) if he was going to put it in... and he had BEEN in. :( On top of that, he didn't last long at all.

OH. MY.

[muncheemama]

hahaha this is funny
you girls want us to last till your cool
but what about when your riding a homie
and we are feeling all proper and the nut is almost out
and you stop
"i cant no more"
"im tired,you do me"
fuck that get moving
heheheee thats funny

litteraly....10 seconds...litterally....:thumbsup: that was hillariously flattering...

[gramzzilla420]

hahaha this is funny
you girls want us to last till your cool
but what about when your riding a homie
and we are feeling all proper and the nut is almost out
and you stop
"i cant no more"
"im tired,you do me"
fuck that get moving
talk dirty, baby ;)

[LIP]

I've been in a situation where I asked the kid (we were like 16 and 15) if he was going to put it in... and he had BEEN in. :( On top of that, he didn't last long at all.


LMAO!!!!

MY shortest time was about 2 mins, but i was alot younger and couldnt control my self lol! i cant now tho incase any of you sexy women are interested.

[welshkillabee]

Hehehehehe its happened to me, it was a side effect of the medication I was on it was embarrasing :(

[JunkYard]

OK, girls what is the shortest time youâ??ve ever had sex?

Scenario: You start your blissful romp and all of the sudden you canâ??t believe your eyes; Heâ??s having an orgasm and your left with your jaw hanging open in disbelief.

I would say shortest time for me would definitely be less than one minute :( .

lolâ?¦A girl friend of mine told me a similar story that happened to her except that immediately afterward he asked her if he could bum a cigaretteâ?¦.lol. I would have punched his lights outâ?¦ :mad:

You must be all that, a bag of chips, a joint, a cig, and prized notch on the old belt --> If he lasted for less than a minute.

Call me!

You gotta be hot! ;):D:eek::dance::thumbsup:

:stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

In High School, my girlfriend and I wanted to see if we could cum in less than one minute by touching each other. We both did. Which was what we were trying to do.

[johnny cottonmouth]

the first bj i got i came in about a minute. but after that i was fine for 30-40 mins. but lately i havnt been able to finish because the women gets to tired after about 4 or 5 hours. women, pfh, no stamina at all. o well i enjoy it and so do they. one time i went from 3 am to about noon and never finished. needless to say she was a little disapointed not being able to get me off in that time but she loved it.

[Pichacho]

In High School, my girlfriend and I wanted to see if we could cum in less than one minute by touching each other. We both did. Which was what we were trying to do.

we did just that the last weekend. except she didnt try it on me. i made her cum in about 50 seconds, but it coulda been faster;) its really not that hard, either. not for her, at least.

[Cheery Cherry]

Oh shit...my ex used to last about 30 seconds every time. It was so uncool. Terrible thing was, there was no foreplay and he never took care of me! I masturbated a lot back then...well...I still masturbate a lot :p.

[Kryzco]

ha the shortest for me was almost 10 seconds

but we were fooling around for a long time so its was a possibilty

I was cracking up afterwards

and I kept bugging him about it for a while

but it must have worked cuz now he lasts long

[likemclever]

You must be all that, a bag of chips, a joint, a cig, and prized notch on the old belt --> If he lasted for less than a minute.

Call me!

You gotta be hot! ;):D:eek::dance::thumbsup:

:stoned:

Well JunkYard Iâ??m just your average girl :glugglug: . Personaly I think it had just been a while for him and he was still just a young stud, too much gas and not enough brake :rolleyes: .

[likemclever]

the first bj i got i came in about a minute. but after that i was fine for 30-40 mins. but lately i havnt been able to finish because the women gets to tired after about 4 or 5 hours. women, pfh, no stamina at all. o well i enjoy it and so do they. one time i went from 3 am to about noon and never finished. needless to say she was a little disapointed not being able to get me off in that time but she loved it.

Now 4 or 5 hours is just too long for me. What the hell are you doing for 4 and 5 hours? Iâ??d start thinking about other things: balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, what am I gonna eat for dinner, when are you going to get off of me, etc. etc.

I canâ??t even watch TV for 5 hours :o .

[johnny cottonmouth]

Now 4 or 5 hours is just too long for me. What the hell are you doing for 4 and 5 hours? Iâ??d start thinking about other things: balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, what am I gonna eat for dinner, when are you going to get off of me, etc. etc.

I canâ??t even watch TV for 5 hours :o .
ok not 4-5 hrs strait there was a break for her to go to the bathroom and for me to roll and smoke a j. but yea i did kinda trailed off a little too. a good song came on and i kind of got in to it. but she kept bring me back with her squeeling. i kept telling her to keep it down or the neighbors would hear and they did. they asked me about the noise the next day.

[Left]

Its different for me. after like an hour the girl is past done and leaves me with "im sore" and then i go to the computer....

[muncheemama]

ok not 4-5 hrs strait there was a break for her to go to the bathroom and for me to roll and smoke a j. but yea i did kinda trailed off a little too. a good song came on and i kind of got in to it. but she kept bring me back with her squeeling. i kept telling her to keep it down or the neighbors would hear and they did. they asked me about the noise the next day.
why are you trying to stifle her?? who cares if the neighbors hear, unless by neighbors you mean mom and dad.......;)

[SensiRide]

Once I went to put a condom on my ex boyfriend and he came before I got it down to the bottom :(
Apart from that probably about a minute!

[welshkillabee]

Once I went to put a condom on my ex boyfriend and he came before I got it down to the bottom :(
Apart from that probably about a minute!

Woah I bet he was embarrased about that

[likemclever]

Once I went to put a condom on my ex boyfriend and he came before I got it down to the bottom :(
Apart from that probably about a minute!


Oh that sucksâ?¦.I can imagine what he sounded like when the excuses start to stammer out.

W W Wellâ?¦â?¦I was just soâ?¦â?¦.I meanâ?¦â?¦O Iâ??m sorryâ?¦â?¦lolâ?¦

Mean while you got a hand full of flaccid skin in your hand.

Then if your like most chicks (me) you say,

â??Oâ?¦â?¦â?¦â?¦â?¦â?¦umâ?¦â?¦..itâ??s OKâ?¦â?¦â?¦.really no itâ??s OKâ?¦â?¦..Oâ?¦â?¦umâ?¦..â?� then smile with complete sincerity.

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh shit...my ex used to last about 30 seconds every time. It was so uncool. Terrible thing was, there was no foreplay and he never took care of me! I masturbated a lot back then...well...I still masturbate a lot :p.
I'm putting two and two together. Are you looking for a new man :what:

[DonnieDarko]

Great thread, likem .... I've been reading since you started it, but I didn't wanna post too soon (pun intended) ... Anyway, at my age, it's not about how fast I finish, it's about IF I finish !!! j/k of course ....

Seriously, we all mess up sex in the beginning .... because we learn it in the streets. A 15 year old kid learns from a 16 year old friend that's had little experience !! What kind of education is that ???

In a perfect world .... There should be real, hands-on training with an expert ... like when we all take driving lessons ... Take a written test .... learn all of the G-spots and positions .... then get a sex learners permit and practice with an expert for at least 6 months, leading to a final road-test and a license to operate. Wouldn't that be cool ???

IMO, some people (both male and female) continue to be "bad in the sack" because they have no clue how to control their partner's orgasm. Some don't even care if their partner is satisfied. These people, IMO, should be reported on some web site, in order to be easily identified to law-abiding citizens. Maybe www.minuteman.com ??

There is a visual and audible progression to sex. Each partner needs to match their own sexual level with the other's. To do that you need to be turned on by your partner's pleasure progression, instead of your own pleasure. Moans, screams, and facial expressions correlate well to sexual pleasure. Recognizing these things, paying particular attention to the climax, goes a long way to mutual sexual satisfaction.

All this takes is practice, control, and intimacy. Of course, when both partners agree .. there's always a place in life for a quicky, but that's another thread.

[krustythfreakinclown]

At Thanksgiving dinner with my girlfriend, I got SUPER horny out of the blue. I mean I had a raging hard-on like I've only had a couple of other times in my life. I dragged her down the basement and almost tore her clothes off, that's how bad I wanted to blow a load.

Well, she said, "No fucking way"; your parents are upstairs and we're about to eat, they'll be looking for us, do you know how long it took to get me dressed, blah, blah, blah...

Well, I wouldn't take no for an answer. The job HAD to be finished. Well, she started to suck me off and I blew right down her fucking throat in about 5 seconds.

Second-best blowjob I ever had in my life.

The first-best blowjob I ever got lasted about...30 seconds?...2 minutes?...5 minutes...28 years? I'm not sure, it was so good time stopped. No bullshit. It didn't feel very long, though. :D