I have a big problem...

[zarry]

Alright I need this forums help badly...

I came home from college a few days ago, my parents have a job lined up for me, I have the interview tomorrow for the town im from so they require piss test and pyhsical. The piss test must be withing 48 hours of the interview, so I must take the test by the 25th at the latest...

I am a frequent/heavy smoker, I smoke just about every day i am 5`10 and weight 250, Thankfully during finals I cut down and the last time I smoked was 5/17. I do smoke great bud very potent dro. I need to pass this test otherwise my parents will find out I still smoke and I will also not get the job and make my aunt who is getting it for me look like a fool. I have been arrested for dui- marijuana and went to court. My blood was taken that night and came up negative... I have no clue dont ask I was ripped off my ass. Thats how my parents know I have smoked but I told them I stopped, this was over 3 months ago.

So anyway I am dieting right now taking many supplements and working out twice a day, these supplements enhance my metabolism and supply me with many vitamins and are also anti-oxidants. I am working out twice a day running for 45 minutes burning around 450 calories per session. I am only eating around 600-1200 calories a day.

I need some expert advice, I dont have the luxury of purchasing these items online, I have read about this canned jello stuff certa? I dont know if I will have the luxury of taking it before hand because I do live at home with my parents atm. What can I do to better my chances of passing? Infact is there any chance I can pass or should I just tell my parents so I dont have to make my aunt look like a fool at her job.

Please I need HELP ASAP

[CSU Husker]

If you can get some Naturally Klean it will do the trick. Go to a vitamin store or natural grocer and ask for it. Good luck!

[zarry]

Does anyone know where I can get this on Longisland preferably nassau county? Ive checked GNC and Vitamin Shoppe... I take this an hour or 2 b4 my test and ill be clean?

[krustythfreakinclown]

Head shops should have "cleansing products". Be sure to read the instructions carefully. In the meantime, do NOT smoke for at least 7 days after you take the test.

The reason is that when people use those "cleansing products", there is a chance the test's results will be inconclusive, requiring you to take another piss test. From what I gather, the actual term is "Diluted" or some such thing.

Keep doing aerobic exercise and stay on a Low-Fat diet. That will help you burn off the fat which is where you are storing the THC. If nothing else, you'll drop some of those extra pounds. Heh.

That sounds like a good idea, actually; maybe I should get off my ass and start jogging as well? Hmm...

A couple of pointers abut working out, as explained to me by a personal trainer: If you are doing weight exercises, then do 15-20 minutes of walking, running or bicycling- every calorie you burn doing this after a weight routine will be fat. So, if you can burn off an extra 300-400 fat calories for another 15-20 minutes worth of exercise, why the hell not?

Also, you really shouldn't train the same muscle group more than 3 times per week. So if you are doing bench presses or curls everyday, you are going to hurt yourself and overtrain.

Overtraining sucks. It REALLY screws up your physical and mental well-being for a couple of weeks.

Good luck!

[zarry]

Well I am not weight training... I am doing strictly cardio... BUT i really need something to get this outta my system...

I need a store or anything chain that carrys naturally klean so I can find it on Long Island... I dont have the luxury of time to order such a product online

[bonitagreen]

go to any GNC, Vitamin shoppes or natural markets like whole foods, follow the instructions on the bottle, its pretty simple and works great. go to a local head shop if you cant find anything there, they normally carry detox drinks too.

[zarry]

I have checked GNC website as well as Vitamin Shoppe's and also Vitamin World and none of them carry it on their website so I doubt it would be in stores... any other ideas? I dont know of any headshops near me...

[zarry]

I am thinking about taking niacin... I have heard people swear by it, some of my friends said they know people of who done it and passed... but I read on these forums that it doesnt work? There is soo much information and misinformation out there, I really wish I knew which was which... Is there even a chance I can pass? I really rather not make a fool out of my aunt who is getting me the job.

[bonitagreen]

do u have any organic markets near you?? i swear you're not looking hard enuf... just get off of your ass and go to GNC and see if they have it. Try and natural market, good luck!