the birthday experience of A lifetime

[hipEstoner]

it started outt friday may 19 a day bewfore my birthday my freedin michael came over and we went to food lion where i stole a 12 case, dont ask how, we drank it in the bathroom, and some dxm, Zicam , wer tripped outthere and hitched to richmond and got a Gram of some Whit for 60 it was some bobm shit, makes u go numb,nthen the thursday i had bought some E and it was fake , some of it i had tsold to a fellow cannabis.. com member which i expect to give him back his well earned money,,,i got some real E pills after hitchin to richmond for hwite, i roolled atmu house whith my black freinds and we were listen to juelz santana and went and robbed this guy that ripped us for 4 E pills earlier and stole his money = to 4 e pills, i woke up cracked outm, it was my Bday!!!!!!!!!which is sat, my freind michael come oer and gave me a ne w glass bowl and 20 dollars and we went to downtown charlotesvikle and tripped on 2 boxes of ccc and tripped downtown and got an eight of some good ass chronic for 60n, i could have gotten some cheaper but i wanted to have a bday bas, we chill with mynfreinds in town and i tried to call back the cannabis . com member and giv hgim his money but kept dialing the wronfg number, ne way, we trippd in the park and these black guys at garret square come up[ and have beef, were rollin 6 deep so they leave us alone after seein one of my gotgh freinds with cuts all up and down his arm, also the swatchtaka tatooed on his arm kept the away,. we were oficcialy fucked up, and we robotripped tiull mwe wentn to palmyra ad camped in the woodas at pleasant grove and there were bears and eyas and ysjhit, it was sooo fucking cold and i took another pack of dxm, and we chilled all notgght and smoked bud and snorted coke and we all stayeda wake all fucking night and we kept the fire big as hsit in the woodsa, isint it illegal to light fire in wiods in ve>?, anyway, imnm not sure if we burnt the woods sdown or not but we go home after keepin the fire goin and tryin to cook stoiners fish wqhich is a couple of small fish we caught by backing up a stream i had fell i9 and gotten soaken wet, what a night, stayin upp all night trioppin on coka and weed watchinna frie wityh my homies listen to music wifrom, my ipord speakers in the middle of nowhere seeing nothin but the eyes of my freinds, we got back home on sunday monin with 1 bud left, we came back withoutght my bond because i had thrown it inthe fire and it melted, but i found an iguana so its ok, and i fucked this girlmi was ttryin to for as while, so , yeh, i had a great fuckin b day, it was the best, still got a bowl pack left and 3 bag of coke, close to a gram , i spebntr over 300 dollars on drugs for over 18 of my freinds

[Nochowderforyou]

wow, I'm insane with jealousy. Not really.

Why mention that your friends are black? I don't get it.

[friendowl]

it cant be te birthday exp.of a lifetime
without girls.
where were all the girls

[Shelbay]

Why mention you SOLD E to a fellow cannabis member that was fake??

[hipEstoner]

dont know its
no reason , its jkust crazy weekend , i had to write down everything so i copuld keep up, ima pay him ba k i already told him i got ripped to cuz i boutgh someif i hadnt write down everyhting to jogg my memorey a liuttle, i woke up aqnd didnt ven know what day it was holy shit

[Nochowderforyou]

Yeah, you got no lovin on your birthday. Sounds like sasauge party to me. ;)

[yoda]

the girls were with ME for MY birthday, may 19th

[hipEstoner]

Yeah, you got no lovin on your birthday. Sounds like sasauge party to me. ;)
no u dont remember ""=========and i fucked this girlmi was ttryin to for as while, so , yeh, i had a great fuckin birthday==========

[LIP]

Wooohooo!

[hipEstoner]

TUpac is the shit, hhe kept us alive and warm next to the fire, LIFE GOES ON

[hipEstoner]

so did the coke and roasted potato chips

[Tomorrow Never Knows]

You live right by me.

[hipEstoner]

where do u live
cuz i think ms mason came up in the woods when i threw my bong in the firew, i prollyn know u iof u smoke

[Tomorrow Never Knows]

But I started going to college when i was 14 so i don't know as many people as i should, always thought I was moving and shit for college. I chill with some people up 29 north and a few people in town. Pretty new to the scene. Iam trying meet some more people know that I am staying at UVA.

[hipEstoner]

bump

[jonny]

you spent $60 on a gram?! u dick!

I spent my 18th birthday im Amsterdam, met 2 english girls (sO I knew they wouldnt charge,hehe) an they gave me a simultanious BJ as a pressie :D

I went clubbing, smoked my tits off, got given some free E's an had the time of my life,

now THATS a birthday.

[3rdEyeVision]

YOU STARTED COLLEGE AT 14?!?!?!?! Thats fucking crazy when did you start smoking?????

[JLP100]

You live right by me.

Jesus Christ man, are you sure you really want this totally unhip dood knowing you live close to him? It does not sound rational to me and I'm sure your parents wouldn't want his type in their home. Think man!

[skarz]

hipEstoner has the worst... grammar...ever

[halo]

to be honest i couldnt understand what you wrote. It is so jumbled up

[harmonicminor]

lol skarz
I noticed that also because I couldn't make sense of half of it :-)

[Hollandica]

I'm so stoned I can barely read, but I get what's in the post. Or it's my imagination but the weed was no mushrooms or something how does this fucking banana get here

[jonny]

only jus realized you meant coke, i thought you'd spent $60 on a gram of weed, haha

Still, thats a pathetic birthday celebration, only coz you made it out to be "the birthday experience of a lifetime" well if thats the best you've had, and are destined to have, you'll be commiting suicide on your 50th thats for sure..

[Dextromethorphan]

If every birthday is like that I doubt he will live to see 50. :)