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the dude abides
05-21-2006, 08:57 PM
I live in PA and I scheduled my drivers test recently. Its almost imperitive that i pass the test, cause 2 weeks of summer without a car is two weeks wasted. Just wondering if you have any tips for passing this thing on the first try.

Its a Plant
05-21-2006, 08:59 PM
don't crash.

lol, it's a piece of cake man.
keep your mind on the road and don't think about fucking up and your good.

piece of cake, piece of crumb cake.

good luck.

Ae...
05-21-2006, 09:19 PM
You won't have any problems man...

This is one thing everyone gets so worked up over and I've personally never known anyone to fail it.

Oh, don't have your music blaring - those pigs don't like that. Also make sure your car is clean and all...just basics.

Skink
05-21-2006, 09:59 PM
here in Jersey I was forced to take my test over... I think the best advice is to "KNOW the Course" you are taking your test on... Here I was tricked by a misplaced stop sign and was trapped,the guy smiled right after I fucked up...


If you know someone that took it before you,ask them about the test and the course...

enthused
05-21-2006, 11:45 PM
just dont go stoned. other than that its cake

the dude abides
05-22-2006, 12:02 AM
haha, ill try not to go stoned. I've had friends that were reasonably good and had to take it 3 times, and ive heard some horrer stories about it. I guess people fuck up cause theyre so worried anyway.

MaryJaneintheCloset
05-22-2006, 12:08 AM
Make sure if it's foggy, you have the defogger on, use wipers if it's drizzling, headlights if necessary, etc... all the little things you can easily forget. I would suggest not having the radio on too, and don't smoke beforehand! Good luck, you'll do fine! :)

Skink
05-22-2006, 12:10 AM
Make sure if it's foggy, you have the defogger on, use wipers if it's drizzling, headlights if necessary, etc... all the little things you can easily forget. I would suggest not having the radio on too, and don't smoke beforehand! Good luck, you'll do fine! :)
Very good advice here :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Roadking
05-22-2006, 04:06 AM
1) Sit up straight.
2) Keep hands in proper position on the wheel. Ten o'clock and two o.clock.
3) Answer your instructor as ma'am or sir. A little respect goes a long way. But don't over do it. They'll know a kiss-ass when they hear one.
4) If your hair is long, make sure it's away from your eyes.
5) Be confident. Be pleasant.

davey5737
05-22-2006, 01:03 PM
ha, i loved mine drivers ed. first i did the classes, only a couple of them because i came to the class late, and they forgot to test me. then i did in-car like 3 or 4 times, and the last time they just signed my license. i got lucky and didnt have to sit through all the crap. for your test do it like they said: sit up, radio down, drive slowly, dont rush, and pay attention

and dont be nervous, if youve driven alot with your permit youre good

LIP
05-22-2006, 01:19 PM
Only sugestion i can think of at this time is dont fail :)

Goodluck buddy

hubblebubble
05-22-2006, 03:49 PM
you must be an idiot if you cant pass your test in the states

welshkillabee
05-22-2006, 03:53 PM
On my test I went rolling down a hill got fucked up the hillstart, got it sorted in the end though I still passed.
Good luck on your test :stoned:

friendowl
05-22-2006, 04:04 PM
use a compact car
dont fuck with no suburban and shit
sometimes they make you park in a pretend
parking stall with orange cones and if you
touch any cone even a lil you get disqualified

on my first drivers test i was buzzed off bud light and cheap weed
and i bumped all the cones with my buick regal
didnt even make it outta the lot

Bong30
05-22-2006, 11:03 PM
just dont go stoned. other than that its cake

I went for my drivers test back in 86. My friend took me to his house for my birthday present we did hash bongs one after another.....


i went to take my test, and got 100% :thumbsup:

i got an atta boy for looking over my shoulder during lane changes

NightProwler
05-22-2006, 11:22 PM
haha yea i was going to say dont go high but its been said.

thcbongman
05-23-2006, 12:02 AM
If you want no chance of failing, take it in Virginia.

The test is one right turn, then another right turn, then one more, and park in a space.

The funny thing is I'm not joking. :)

Otherwise, practice makes perfect.

cactusman23
05-23-2006, 12:29 AM
When I took my drivers test, the person administering the test was either a efeminate male, or a butchy women. She/he had short cropped groomed hair and dressed with khakis and loafers and a colared shirt. When this person would ask yes/no questions, I couldnt stop saying yes sir, ma'am, sir, or yes ma'am, sir, ma'am. The person wouldnt acknowledge my rambling, so It made me more confused. Needless to say, I passed my test. Good luck with your test.

Midnight Baker
05-23-2006, 02:06 AM
Take it sober.
Dont speed.
Dont drive super slow.
Two hands on the wheel.
Do NOT perform any rolling stops.

Your simply going for a drive and this person will tell you where to go...

OldDirtyBureaucrat
05-23-2006, 02:14 AM
i took a few valiums before mine


did perfect

Baker420
05-23-2006, 02:20 AM
actually my instructer said " 9 and 3 not 10 and 2"

allways keep your hands on the wheel.

depending on where you live, you may or may not have to parallel park...lucky i didnt have to , so sorry i dont have tips on it.

go around 2 to 3 miles under the speed limit...not to fast or to slow.

always check your mirrors.... signal , check blind spot...change lane...remember that!!!!!

ALWAYS USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!!!!

when stopping at a stop light, make sure you dont pull up too close the the person in front of you...make sure you can see the ground when you look over the hood of the car.

hope this helps...and if you havent taken the written just ask me for more info/.

go toke up
05-23-2006, 03:14 AM
dont crash.

rainbows.rsexy
05-23-2006, 03:19 AM
Leave a joint in your ear lobe for good luck\on your left ear of course\and only roll it with something legal of course\and light it up as soon as you leave of course