Pride
05-21-2006, 06:57 AM
Check it:
My dad has a friend who's in his 30s and is having trouble looking for women. So my dad took him out today to a mad fancy hotel. He finds a drop dead gorgous woman and tells her "I'm a married jewish man with kids but I want you to talk to my son because you're drop dead gorgeus. I'll even pay for the bill".
So the woman agreed and brought along her friend and that friend brought along her bf.
Keep in mind, my dad's 30 yr old friend isn't really his son. He lied.
Anyway, so they're chilling, drinking and got in a conversation about jews.
Suddenly the bf got angry cause he thought my dad was hitting on his girl despite my dad already explaining that he's married with kids. Perhaps the guy was some nazi. Anyway the angry bf goes: YOU FUCKIN' JEW!"
My dad goes fucking BERSERK! He get's all crazy-eyed and looks at him and says something like "I fought in the Israeli war.. and the Vietnam war.. and I'm only 2 inches away from gouging your fucking eyes out"
Something like that but he said it better than what my memory is trying to tell you guys.
The gf says to her bf: "you're drunk, and you're gonna get killed!" so they all leave. My dad's 30 yr old friend runs after em to apologize or some shit, but the dumbass angry bf goes: "YOU FUCKIN JEW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" So, my dad's friend takes off his sweater and showing off his mad muscles and shouts back: "BRING IT OOOONNN!!!"
Don't know the details but I'm sure he won, achem lol anyways he returns and my dad gets the bill. "Fuck this" says my dad. "Why should we pay for these Jew haters?" So he grabs his friends arm and
RUNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOTEL AND CATCHES A QUICK CAB!
They cracked the fuck up through the whole ride home. they even told the cab driver the story and he's cracking up with em!
My dad just told me this story half an hour ago. I just had to share it.
He's currently drunk, crazy, and sleeping with a huge grin on his face.
What a night.
Those jew-haters gotta pay about $300 for the tab.
My dad has a friend who's in his 30s and is having trouble looking for women. So my dad took him out today to a mad fancy hotel. He finds a drop dead gorgous woman and tells her "I'm a married jewish man with kids but I want you to talk to my son because you're drop dead gorgeus. I'll even pay for the bill".
So the woman agreed and brought along her friend and that friend brought along her bf.
Keep in mind, my dad's 30 yr old friend isn't really his son. He lied.
Anyway, so they're chilling, drinking and got in a conversation about jews.
Suddenly the bf got angry cause he thought my dad was hitting on his girl despite my dad already explaining that he's married with kids. Perhaps the guy was some nazi. Anyway the angry bf goes: YOU FUCKIN' JEW!"
My dad goes fucking BERSERK! He get's all crazy-eyed and looks at him and says something like "I fought in the Israeli war.. and the Vietnam war.. and I'm only 2 inches away from gouging your fucking eyes out"
Something like that but he said it better than what my memory is trying to tell you guys.
The gf says to her bf: "you're drunk, and you're gonna get killed!" so they all leave. My dad's 30 yr old friend runs after em to apologize or some shit, but the dumbass angry bf goes: "YOU FUCKIN JEW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" So, my dad's friend takes off his sweater and showing off his mad muscles and shouts back: "BRING IT OOOONNN!!!"
Don't know the details but I'm sure he won, achem lol anyways he returns and my dad gets the bill. "Fuck this" says my dad. "Why should we pay for these Jew haters?" So he grabs his friends arm and
RUNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOTEL AND CATCHES A QUICK CAB!
They cracked the fuck up through the whole ride home. they even told the cab driver the story and he's cracking up with em!
My dad just told me this story half an hour ago. I just had to share it.
He's currently drunk, crazy, and sleeping with a huge grin on his face.
What a night.
Those jew-haters gotta pay about $300 for the tab.