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paperlunatic
05-21-2006, 06:19 AM
I got this fatass friend o' mine who pisses me off so much, that i dont think i want to hang out with him even sober...

When i get high with him, he ruins the high soooo badly. he actualy makes me sad.. and sometimes he scares me..

I smoke and try to be chhill.. but he starts trippin like he just smoked some laced weed (he didnt)
He is one of those people who dont smoke often, just when u got the weed.. but that doesnt bother me, cuz i get lonely.
So he says vulgur things that make me literaly sick.. then he kicks and screams like he is 5 years old having a temper tantrum..
i thought i was crazy, well this kid is way more fuuuuuked up.
He is especialy scarey because (we are both guys) i am 5'6" and 105 lbs.
he is like 6ft tall and 200 lbs.. im older than him, but if he were to attack me, id be dead.
im nver in real fear of my life, but he certainly freaks me out.
i hate going out in public w/ him, cuz he scares people at stores.. and basicaly, my high is long gone.
i need help.. should i just say fuk him? or what? can i fix this? can i calm him down if he gets wound up? he is 16, i am older.. i am smaller.
cant say more.
but damn..wtf is going on? im in a different world than he is or sumthin:confused:

minnesota man
05-21-2006, 06:23 AM
Man, you got to get the fuck away from that guy. I know the type of person you're talking about and I can take it in small doses but that's it!

paperlunatic
05-21-2006, 06:37 AM
yea, i know i gotta get away from him, cuz i feel really ill when im high w/ him.

god, it feels like a bad trip, but wtf, im just tryin to have fun and play some Zelda 64 like we used to in 5th grade..
we have always been best friends, but now this kid is terrifying me.

i just wish he could get high like a normal toker and play some old-school video games, and bring back the child hood memmories.

josh g
05-21-2006, 06:42 AM
Put him in his place. if he doesn't change, screw tha' foo'!

JunkYard
05-21-2006, 06:47 AM
smoke him out with a good indica strain, man. that should chill him out a bit. if not, then i wouldn't hang with him...lifes too short to have someone keep screwing up the journey

paperlunatic
05-21-2006, 07:33 AM
myspace is a bitch haha.:p :dance:
http://www.myspace.com/drumaster540

got his pic incase ur wondering.
is this illegal?
please let me know mods.

im just plain out bored now....so heres the pic...

Eshelmen
05-21-2006, 07:33 AM
dude

hes not a tweaker

hes an idiot

theirs a difference

Funkamander
05-21-2006, 07:42 AM
"I'm not smoking weed with you anymore. You simply cannot handle it."

thcbongman
05-21-2006, 08:30 AM
U gotta remember, he is 16.....nothing against the age, just remember having a lot of angst.

Nochowderforyou
05-21-2006, 03:23 PM
Just kill him. Slice his body up into 8 sections, and find a pig farmer who will dispose of the rest. Get around 12 pigs, starve them for a few days, and they can consume a 200lb man in about 8 minutes. :D

Sorry, I was watching Snatch this morning. :)

gee
05-21-2006, 03:42 PM
holy, he really does look scary

lmao

poorprincess
05-21-2006, 04:51 PM
your friends are supposed to be people you actually like. if you dont like him at all then why be friends?

jonny
05-21-2006, 10:52 PM
haha, its a girlboy!!!

fuck, obviously if you someones like that or you dont particularly like them, don't hang around with them.
Especially if they are smoking your weed, PLUs hes ruining your time.

Get some friends and stop hanging around with that blatent Dick

da haze meister
05-21-2006, 11:56 PM
ummm
put some rat poison in a fuckin twinkie
lol jk
just tell him to shut the FUCK up or else yall arent gonna hang anymore

FLORIDA MON
05-22-2006, 12:31 AM
You can't keep hanging around that guy.

His errant stupidity and reckless, immature behavior is going to get you hurt or in trouble.

(Besides, he looks like Andy Milonakis.)

Don't hang around with assholes.

jonny
05-23-2006, 03:44 PM
No idea why you even need to ask, why'd you hang round with that gimp in the first place?

Find some mates you got stuff in common with.

You'll probably cycle through friends at school, there will always be some that have been there from the begining but you've still got plenty of time to make your best friends.

My best friends started off as people really disliking each other.

My very best friend who i also make music with an we're in the same band thats getting signed, started off thinking each other were complete dicks, I thought he was jus some big clumsy inbred retard, he thought I was a gay little pussy.

How wrong we both were, an If only you could see us now!

But if you havn't got many friends, don't worry, maybe you need to do more stuff outta school to meet more people?

friendowl
05-23-2006, 03:49 PM
that fool looks like a dork
your chances of getting chicks
with that lop around are 0 %

Bong30
05-23-2006, 04:01 PM
I got this fatass friend o' mine who pisses me off so much, that i dont think i want to hang out with him even sober...

When i get high with him, he ruins the high soooo badly. he actualy makes me sad.. and sometimes he scares me..

I smoke and try to be chhill.. but he starts trippin like he just smoked some laced weed (he didnt)
He is one of those people who dont smoke often, just when u got the weed.. but that doesnt bother me, cuz i get lonely.
So he says vulgur things that make me literaly sick.. then he kicks and screams like he is 5 years old having a temper tantrum..
i thought i was crazy, well this kid is way more fuuuuuked up.
He is especialy scarey because (we are both guys) i am 5'6" and 105 lbs.
he is like 6ft tall and 200 lbs.. im older than him, but if he were to attack me, id be dead.
im nver in real fear of my life, but he certainly freaks me out.
i hate going out in public w/ him, cuz he scares people at stores.. and basicaly, my high is long gone.
i need help.. should i just say fuk him? or what? can i fix this? can i calm him down if he gets wound up? he is 16, i am older.. i am smaller.
cant say more.
but damn..wtf is going on? im in a different world than he is or sumthin:confused:

Just tell him your thoughts.....its called talking.

NOW,
For the fatass comment...... I am a big motherfucker. right now i am 6 foot and weigh about 258 lbs. I also have a 385lbs bench press. I would go midevil on your ass....you need to watch what you say, and who you say it too...... you will drop a line like that in a bar, and some gorilla MFer is going to clean your clock..... at 105 lbs i would watch what the fuck i was saying.

leave the insults out of it, and go talk to him. Then if he doesnt respond slowly cut him out of your life.

paperlunatic
05-23-2006, 04:51 PM
im sorry if you thought it was an insult, but it wasnt,
i was compairing him to me, just to prove that he could possibley kill me
if he went psycho.
lol

"he is like 6ft tall and 200 lbs.. im older than him, but if he were to attack me, id be dead. "

its not really an insult, its a fear.

Bong30
05-23-2006, 05:13 PM
Paper...you lie read your post without using the word fatass. you would still make your point.

just admit you dont like fat people like the most of the world. its ok.

Just think..... i was 173 lbs in 8th grade and could run a 4.4 ,40 yard dash for football. Had over 1000 lbs power lift total also.

i have never been small, and i had people call me fat my whole life.

Now i look at pictures of when i was like 18-19 i thought i was fatat the time. I wasnt i was ripped..... just listening to people like you that call people fat all the time and dont even know they do it.

now i have a couple kids and i wife that cooks good. i have a little belly sure, lets see you at 35. I still lift, and ride my bike (just got a robison cruiser) snowboard and skate.

you would still call me a fatass, just not to my face

jonny
05-23-2006, 07:22 PM
HE said fatass coz he's pissed off at the guy, its just an easy dig to make, I'm sure he doesnt go around callin everyone fatass, hes just pissed off at the asshole.

jonny
05-23-2006, 07:22 PM
Hope I didnt offend any assholes here with that post :P

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-23-2006, 07:28 PM
"howdy, my name is Erik, i ride a scooter, im bad ass"

lmao

"i also like looking at girls naked, because i find them facinating. that may be because im addicted to boobies"

ROFL

How old's the pic? he looks about 12 in that pic on his myspace thing.

robert42
05-23-2006, 07:30 PM
does he touch u?

NightProwler
05-23-2006, 09:17 PM
sometimes you just gotta break free.

geonagual
05-23-2006, 09:29 PM
myspace is a bitch haha.:p :dance:
http://www.myspace.com/drumaster540

got his pic incase ur wondering.
is this illegal?
please let me know mods.

im just plain out bored now....so heres the pic...


ROTFL literally.

Holy shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHHAHAHA

Punch him in his jelly belly. Sorry dude, I couldn't resist

NightProwler
05-23-2006, 09:57 PM
Paper...you lie read your post without using the word fatass. you would still make your point.

just admit you dont like fat people like the most of the world. its ok.

Just think..... i was 173 lbs in 8th grade and could run a 4.4 ,40 yard dash for football. Had over 1000 lbs power lift total also.

i have never been small, and i had people call me fat my whole life.

Now i look at pictures of when i was like 18-19 i thought i was fatat the time. I wasnt i was ripped..... just listening to people like you that call people fat all the time and dont even know they do it.

now i have a couple kids and i wife that cooks good. i have a little belly sure, lets see you at 35. I still lift, and ride my bike (just got a robison cruiser) snowboard and skate.

you would still call me a fatass, just not to my face



chillout.... fat people are so touchy...im not even fucking kidding

Alive
05-23-2006, 10:55 PM
I agree with Bong30 about the fatass remark, I am by no means small, 6'1 250 pounds bench press is 350. I am still in high school people call me fat all the time but out on the football field where it all matters no one says shit, thats where I feel like I can get all my anger out, out there with other people my size just pounding eachother.

paperlunatic
05-24-2006, 12:52 AM
woa, im not sayin it like i hate fat people.
i was specificaly insulting him because thats the best i can think of to insult him.

ive been underweight most my life, so i got picked on alot worse, cuz i fit in small places (haha

thcbongman
05-24-2006, 01:03 AM
Paper...you lie read your post without using the word fatass. you would still make your point.

just admit you dont like fat people like the most of the world. its ok.

Just think..... i was 173 lbs in 8th grade and could run a 4.4 ,40 yard dash for football. Had over 1000 lbs power lift total also.

i have never been small, and i had people call me fat my whole life.

Now i look at pictures of when i was like 18-19 i thought i was fatat the time. I wasnt i was ripped..... just listening to people like you that call people fat all the time and dont even know they do it.

now i have a couple kids and i wife that cooks good. i have a little belly sure, lets see you at 35. I still lift, and ride my bike (just got a robison cruiser) snowboard and skate.

you would still call me a fatass, just not to my face


Those people are idiots. If any of your teasers were fit, they would differenciate between a big but athletic look, and one that is just straight fat, no muscle, like this poor 6' 200 pound guy.

Don't blame paper because your teasers were morons. :)