The world women live in. (guys only)

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Welcome ladies!.................and guys. lol



Imagine living in a world where you are still a guy but the rules are a little different.

You still crave sex just as much as you do now, but the intensity of this craving only takes place with certain women-we will call these women SPELL CASTERS.

These are the women that will perform a nasty spell on you where upon wakening you notice that you are addicted to her and you want sex from her bad.

Now, there is another group of women, we will call these GUILTY GIRLS, that are nice but they dont think it is right for women to perform this spell. Even though GUILTY GIRLS are more physically attractive than the SPELL CASTERS, they do not have the ability to make you want sex with the same intensity.

Unfortunately, the rule is you can never explain to a GUILTY GIRL that you actually enjoy the spells.

You enjoy sex. You enjoy hot steamy sex and the spells allow this to happen, but you can't express that you desire these spells.

If you try to tell her, she will use her guilt-projection powers on you and then convince the members of the planet that you enjoy sex. (Enjoying sex is frowned down upon this planet- on this planet being sexually expressive is a bad thing).

You also notice that the GUILTY GIRLS way of feeling guilty for no reason PROJECTS GUILT and leaks into other areas.

You notice that every time you have sex with one, you don't feel completely comfortable and you feel a need to hold back, even though they insist that you open up.

The ironic thing is the GUILTY GIRL will always try to get you to do things sexually that you secretly enjoy or secretly want to try.

When you are with the SPELL CASTERS you notice that you feel free. You are sexually charged and she can get you to do anything she wants-in a single night, even things that you initially felt weird about doing!

Now that is some spell.

This is the world women live in. lol

[Hollandica]

I don't understand a word you're saying, but I figure you're living in a cool world with only seductive SPELL CASTERS and good-looking GUILTY GIRLS.

[Cheebah]

That is fucked man, Im pretty sure some women actually do have this ability though

[LIP]

omg, im confused.

www.89.com

Enjoy yourself mate ;)

[KEGS]

There are spell caster's they are called titty dancer's

[BestTonicIsChronic]

You definatly posted while high.

[poorprincess]

whatever man. nobody ever felt bad after bangin me.

[Jahangir 420]

lmao @ u musta been high, oh fuck lmao

[newone]

shes saying when girls fuck guys they are instantly called slut / whore / bitch / skank / hoe n what not by the other girls.

i had a friend who lost her virginity by my homie in 7th grade, i remember how everyone called her a slut n shit.

[blazea50]

Welcome ladies!.................and guys. lol



Imagine living in a world where you are still a guy but the rules are a little different.

You still crave sex just as much as you do now, but the intensity of this craving only takes place with certain women-we will call these women SPELL CASTERS.

These are the women that will perform a nasty spell on you where upon wakening you notice that you are addicted to her and you want sex from her bad.

Now, there is another group of women, we will call these GUILTY GIRLS, that are nice but they dont think it is right for women to perform this spell. Even though GUILTY GIRLS are more physically attractive than the SPELL CASTERS, they do not have the ability to make you want sex with the same intensity.

Unfortunately, the rule is you can never explain to a GUILTY GIRL that you actually enjoy the spells.

You enjoy sex. You enjoy hot steamy sex and the spells allow this to happen, but you can't express that you desire these spells.

If you try to tell her, she will use her guilt-projection powers on you and then convince the members of the planet that you enjoy sex. (Enjoying sex is frowned down upon this planet- on this planet being sexually expressive is a bad thing).

You also notice that the GUILTY GIRLS way of feeling guilty for no reason PROJECTS GUILT and leaks into other areas.

You notice that every time you have sex with one, you don't feel completely comfortable and you feel a need to hold back, even though they insist that you open up.

The ironic thing is the GUILTY GIRL will always try to get you to do things sexually that you secretly enjoy or secretly want to try.

When you are with the SPELL CASTERS you notice that you feel free. You are sexually charged and she can get you to do anything she wants-in a single night, even things that you initially felt weird about doing!

Now that is some spell.

This is the world women live in. lol


this isent final fantisy...

[The Grim Reefer]

This is about that time I fucked her friend, right?

[Ganjasaurusrex]

You definatly posted while high.


I confess.

[stoner spirit]

Yeh... I've seen these kind of women with my hands before, and with my third eye. Hehehehehehe, I can brush against her tits, and say that I didn't see them.

[willystylle]

You've been in the old man's stash again, haven't you?

[yabatab]

That was some weird shit man. Im almost to freaked out to leave my house now.......LOL I was to high to understand it I'll come back and read it sober
someday. 20 minutes ago i would have been but to bad im not now O'well.

[Jay Matix]

Ganjasaurusrex. I read most of you're dating tips/advice ect. and i find them all very interesting and mostly all true. Thanks... Keep it up. Look forward to reading more

[Jay Matix]

Just wondering Ganjasaurusrex how old are you?

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Just wondering Ganjasaurusrex how old are you?

Just turned 42

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You don't get it...He wrote that to show what it's like to live as a girl (sexually). There are the hot people who may be eye candy, but are insecure about their preformance or appearance and it causes them to hold back.

There are people who may not be as pleasing to the eye, but something about them...just...drives...you...fucking...WILD!!!

Then there are the people who can't do either...I call them ghosts because it's like they don't live :eek:

Hope that helped clarify :thumbsup:

[Polymirize]

wise words penguin, from the great ghost state of utah...

but don't you think it might be a little contraining for the women to say there's only two types?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I think he just thought of the predominant two to keep things simple. I'm sure we could coax dozens more types from him :D

[Polymirize]

send in the stereotypes!

what do you have for us ganja?

:dance:

[Parallel Universe123]

Can you say 40 year old virgin

[Ganjasaurusrex]

I think he just thought of the predominant two to keep things simple. I'm sure we could coax dozens more types from him :D


What would you like to coax out of me? How bout the memories of Paige dumping your ass in front of everyone on here.

Did I ever do anything to you?

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Can you say 40 year old virgin


Why dont you throw something up on the board guy.

BTW. Did I ever say anything to you?

[Ganjasaurusrex]

What would you like to coax out of me? How bout the memories of Paige dumping your ass in front of everyone on here.

Did I ever do anything to you?


Sorry, I took that entirely wrong.

[muncheemama]

What would you like to coax out of me? How bout the memories of Paige dumping your ass in front of everyone on here.

Did I ever do anything to you?
real mature...you just turned 40...?

[muncheemama]

Sorry, I took that entirely wrong.
uh nevermind...:o

[beachguy in thongs]

Muncheemama, can't you read?

It says, "(Guys only)". :smokin:

[muncheemama]

Muncheemama, can't you read?

It says, "(Guys only)". :smokin:
No i cant read....and I am a man

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

What would you like to coax out of me? How bout the memories of Paige dumping your ass in front of everyone on here.

Did I ever do anything to you?

Man, you sure DID take that wrong lmao

In fact, Paige and I are still best friends :D

She doesn't sign on that often because of her parents :(

Anyway, are there other types out there besides the GUILTY girls and....whatever the other one was?

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Man, you sure DID take that wrong lmao

In fact, Paige and I are still best friends :D

She doesn't sign on that often because of her parents :(

Anyway, are there other types out there besides the GUILTY girls and....whatever the other one was?


I am sorry Penguin.

I was totally out of line.

Realized that several minutes after the fact wondering what you meant.
Was too late to take it back.

Not important.

Have a good one.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

You too, man, and it's no problem.

[Ganjasaurusrex]

uh nevermind...:o


When I apologize to someone for a mistake I made, then that doesnt mean you need to jump into it after I make an apology. I can fix my own mistakes. Understand.

As for age.

When that guy ask my age, I gave an honest answer.

I see that 3 people that I wasnt even talking to couldnt wait to jump on that. I dont have any regrets about my age or I wouldnt have said it if I did.

Age is an equal opportunity employer you just remember that.

Your bent because of what I said on your cheating thread.

If you wanted the guys opinion then why did you ask?

I gave you an honest answer. Then dont come back with a chip on your shoulder.


Now just drop it.

[muncheemama]

just drop it??thats funny, talk shit and then ask to drop it...to be honest, i have no idea what you wrote on my cheating thread, so it must not have been very good...and i was not talking shit on your age..i was talking shit on your maturity level for making fun of the young man because a teenage love affair went awry...i am big enough to admit that my comment was made prior to reading on and seeing you apologized for your tasteless remark...and for that i am sorry...now that i have had an opportunity to respond to you, we can drop it..

[beachguy in thongs]

No i cant read....and I am a man

Sorry, to hear that. Both parts. :smokin: