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orangeman
05-20-2006, 04:11 PM
Ok, now in my past I've swallowed pennies..small pieces used for games and gum, but now I got too fuckin stoned. You know how it is when you get stoned and get the munchies? I was chowing down on some food and didnt even realize I had swallowed the band on my teeth until I went to wipe the food off my two front teeth with my tounge and realized it was gone..It's not no where around here and I cant find it so it's obviously in the midst of me satisfying my hunger I ate my band :(. Does anyone think it'll be ok? Will it come out (lol not to be nasty) but am I gonna be alright? I dont think I've ever swallowed this type of material before. Even though it's small I still dont know..it's like a rubber band? What if it's hole loops over something in my system? Oh noes!! I attached a pic of the size of these things, it's fucked my whole high up thinking about it.

orangeman
05-20-2006, 04:17 PM
Compared to a quarter

insanity
05-20-2006, 04:47 PM
Dude, you'll be fine... I'm sure it has been done before, and I bet that they were designed to not to do too much harm if it happens.

harmonicminor
05-20-2006, 04:54 PM
they use rubber lab aprons when dealing with acids so I think you wont digest it
you'll just pooop it out in a day or 2 :-)
have fun looking for it though lol

orangeman
05-20-2006, 05:26 PM
have fun looking for it though lol

Eww, I dont wanna look at it xD.

mrdevious
05-20-2006, 05:54 PM
Why did you have a rubber band on your teeth?

The Grim Reefer
05-20-2006, 06:02 PM
Why did you have a rubber band on your teeth?

It's a dental corrections procedure.. I highly doubt he would put a rubber band into his mouth and swallow it whole with his food. (correct me if I'm wrong!)

mrtbone55
05-20-2006, 06:39 PM
dude!!!!. You are going to die.... you better smoke all the weed you have !!!! and call me in the morning..:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

msactech1
05-20-2006, 06:50 PM
You'll be okay as long as it doesn't get hung up in your colon. If that happens, everytime you drop a turd, the turd will stretch the band and pop you in your colon.:D

birdgirl73
05-20-2006, 07:36 PM
Orangeman, you'll be fine. Seriously, I worked as a paramedic in college and my husband is a doctor. You'll pass it through in about a day, he said. You could take a laxative if you wanted to speed things up, but it's not necessary. If for some reason it did get hung up on something--which it won't--you'd feel cramps in your gut and the pain would start to feel worse. If that happens, go to the emergency room. But seriously, this'll go through on its own. Kids have swallowed much worse and been fine. After this, take the bands out before you eat or smoke!

orangeman
05-20-2006, 08:40 PM
You'll be okay as long as it doesn't get hung up in your colon. If that happens, everytime you drop a turd, the turd will stretch the band and pop you in your colon.:D


If for some reason it did get hung up on something--which it won't--you'd feel cramps in your gut and the pain would start to feel worse. If that happens, go to the emergency room.

Dude dont fuckin scare me like that, but thanks all, I hope it gets..released xD.

beachguy in thongs
05-21-2006, 01:45 AM
The dental rubber bands? It's gonna get caught in your small intestine, orangeman.

harmonicminor
05-21-2006, 02:01 AM
You'll be okay as long as it doesn't get hung up in your colon. If that happens, everytime you drop a turd, the turd will stretch the band and pop you in your colon.:D

or it could shoot out turds like a poop crossbow :dance:

hahaitsdoogle
05-21-2006, 02:07 AM
lol how can one be seriously worried about swallowing something smaller than... a fuckin hot tamalee.. :-p no worries man your ganna be fine. ROFL!

Tom Swierzbinski
05-21-2006, 02:16 AM
You shat it out yet?

NextLineIsMine
05-21-2006, 02:31 AM
if a turd rebounds back into your ass then youll know thats it

Tmar.aLL.DaYmar
05-21-2006, 05:50 PM
if a turd rebounds back into your ass then youll know thats it

lol.

but dude dont freak. people swallow those things all the time w/o getting high. i swallowed a few back when i had braces. it wont do anything.

Pride
05-21-2006, 07:45 PM
Aw man, I had those in my teeth before I got braces...
THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH!
If anything, weed probably helps you withstand the pain. But you could take pills to stop the pain anyway.

Lol, you're mad paranoid man! That shits so small, how the fuck can it get caught in anything? No matter how big or smal it is, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!

I repeat. YOU ARE FINE AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
I've swallowed one before back then. Don't fuckin' worry man.

You're just ruining your high, go chill and listen to music or something, sheesh.

Hempamasta
05-21-2006, 10:16 PM
You'll be fine man, it'll be passed naturally when you go to the bathroom. It's soft, so you don't have to worry about it messing you up "down there".

wild1
06-07-2006, 08:15 PM
you are scared because u swallowed your rubber bands?? your chances of digesting it successfully are probably 99.9999%. you wanna hear something crazy.. i swallowed a tack once. of course i was stoned and my ex gf was sitting on my bed and iwas hanging up this poster and i was lookin up at her on the floor asking for a kiss with the pin sticking out of my lips. (it wasnt a thumbtack either it was one of this ones with the long hourglass shaped plastic piece) anyways she was being a bitch and wouldnt give me a kiss so i stood up to put the other tack in.. and as soon as i stood up it landed in the back of my throat. so i tried and tried to cough it up, and i couldnt so i was like fuck it, and ran upstairs, chugged some water and swallowed it. i think that was the closest ive ever been to seriously harming any of my internal organs. i was xrayed that nite at the hospital and you could see hte pin it was like about as long as 2cm maybe even shorter. within 3 days i went back for another xray and it was gone. and no i didnt feel it coming out LoL. and i didnt search through my shit to find it. LoL

Cylon
06-17-2006, 09:31 PM
Lol, dude, are you talking about the rubber bands in your braces? You'll be fine! A dentist doesn't put something like that in your mouth, and expect you to keep it there without one tiny accident clause. You'll be fine, it's not going to loop around your insides and strangle your heart to death lmao Stop panicking...And, you've swallowed pennies?! O_O That must be a bitch to pass :P

birdgirl73
06-17-2006, 11:11 PM
Why are you guys still answering this thread? Orangeman swallowed the rubber band on May 20. Which means that as of May 21, the issue became moot and was finished.

Cylon
06-18-2006, 12:43 AM
erm sorry, I saw it had a new post, didn't look at the original post O_o heh, didn't mean to necro post it sorry 'bout that guys.