...:::SEX STORY WITH ME AND SENSIRIDE:::...

[420 FMX]

I will post new stories when I get bored or whenever. Enjoy them, they are for you to jerk off to.

I am a recruit in a top secret Ninja traing facility.....

Sensai: Young Ninja recruit, you have mastered the art of the stealthy kill. You are hard, fast, and stealthy. Your final task before you become a regular Death Ninja is a difficult one. Pay close attention.

Down the road, on the other side of town is a catholic church. In this church are many devout nuns. There is one in particular that is the most prude, sexual recluse to date. Not even God himself has seen her naked. Her name, Sensiride. You must stealthily enter the church, and then 'enter the dragon' if you know what i'm saying. Lay your seed in her and leave that evil place, post haste.

Ninja Recruit (Me): Yes Sensai, I will do my best to impregnate her.

I wait for darkness to fall and I don all my finest Ninja pajamas and run through the town at full speed. Jumping from building to building, creeping in the shadows.....

The ominous church looms in the distance. I draw nearer every second. Sprinting at full speed as I have my eyes on the prize. My breath is slow and controlled as I have trained for this scenario.

I quickly recognize the Nun housing units and arrive at the one marked Sensiride. I leap on the roof making only the slightest whisper of a sound. No louder than the wind through a bonsai tree. The vent is a good way to sneak in, so I enter that way. I spy her kneeling and saying her good night to God prayers. I also notice she has her bottle of holy water opened right next to her. It's almost too easy. She gets up and begins to get out of her habit. My Ninja penis is starting to blossom like a lotus flower. It pops out of my Ninja pajamas. Good thing I put black camo paint on it in my preparations earlier. I reach into my utility belt and pull out my Secret Ninja Sex Pills made from such ingredients as Roofies and ground up toddler penises. Now Sensiride is naked and her hot body glistening with catholic nun oil (for purity). I throw the pills at her open bottle of holy water. I miss. God damn the fucking half inch opening. I am lurking up in the vent 20 feet up with no more ninja sex pills.

Without even looking up the nun speaks to me.

Sensiride: Why don't you come down from there? I have been waiting. My box is so wet that it's running down my pure gorgeous thighs. I need you to rupture my cherry. I have so much bottled up in me that I can't take it.

Ninja Recruit: Well you are about to get something a whole lot better up inside you.

I leap down with my gnarly massive boner and make the immaculate penetration in her wet, juicy pussy. She moans slightly and leans her head back in ecstasy. She is completely naked except for her nun hat and that makes me even hornier. She is clawing at my back scratching it all to hell. As I pump harder, blood from her busted cherry gets on her holy white God sheets. I blast my load with Ninja like ferociousness, and she closes her eyes as she orgasms simultaniously. When she opens them, I am already gone. She says aloud,"When will I see you again?" I can't hear her as I am already half way back to my Ninja Command Station.

EPILOGUE:

9 months later.....

She gives birth to a healthy boy and is in the hospital holding him staring at him with loving eyes remembering his father.

She never saw me enter the room that day, and never felt the slice from my ninja sword that beheaded her. 420-FMX Jr. never whimpered or cried. He just went into my ninja sachel and enjoyed the trip back to the Ninja Command Station. He has been training there ever since.

[Funkamander]

Sexual harassment rocks!

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

NICE!

tap that imaginatory pussy!

[Wesley Pipes]

lol nice story.... well maybe not "nice" but creative lol

[420 FMX]

hahaha i was bored as fuck... hope u dont mind sensiride?

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

Wheres the uncunt, hardcore XXX version??

[flamingskullballs]

yeah!!!

i wanna have her beheaded body, to staple to my wall

do you mind?

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

yeah!!!

i wanna have her beheaded body, to staple to my wall

do you mind?'

sloppy seconds!

[flamingskullballs]

'

sloppy seconds!

sure, why not

hey, why dont we just SHARE her dead body, and staple it on BOTH of our walls???!

i call her lower-half!!!

[HiddenBeauty]

Is that all Sensi is to you guys a good looking chick you just want to fuck?

[flamingskullballs]

no, i want her dead body, on my wall

[insanity]

Is that all Sensi is to you guys a good looking chick you just want to fuck?
She is also pretty cool... but in any event, this has to be the singe most amazing thread to appear on cannabis.com.

[420 FMX]

Is that all Sensi is to you guys a good looking chick you just want to fuck?
no shes not... i just wrote this story to bring joy to some people i thought it was creative and enjoyable to read its only a story... if you feel elft out i could always conjure one up with u and me? :confused:

[screwedcork]

i hope to god that this doesn't get deleted. it's just too funny.

[HiddenBeauty]

No wonder there are so many lesbians with guys like you lot around :D


Dont fucking write a story like this shit about me and I dont feel left out at all.

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

Yeah save the thread, delete the sadistic comments...,

[420 FMX]

HEY if it gets to 50 replies ill write another with me and Hidden Beauty... hows that for a deal?

[flamingskullballs]

hey man...we didnt do anything wrong...we just wanna flop out our weewee in front of sensi...and if she happens to be decapitated, oh well

[HiddenBeauty]

Anyway this really has nothing to do with me really I just think that Sensi deserves a bit more respect thats all.

[flamingskullballs]

whats more respectful then putting her headless nun body ON MY WALL?!

[HiddenBeauty]

Not talking fucking shit about her.Do you guys really not see it?

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

Dont worry, its not real!!! Its like a movie, not real, dont worry!

[flamingskullballs]

yeah, like a movie...the kind you watch in yer bedroom, alone

[screwedcork]

you know that hiddenbeauty wouldn't be freaking out if it was about a guy.
so many double standards. blech.

[HiddenBeauty]

you know that hiddenbeauty wouldn't be freaking out if it was about a guy.
so many double standards. blech.

Oh so you think you know me do you?You are just guessing like everyone else and also assuming all people are the same.Don't assume you make an ASS out of U and ME.

It is about respect for another person wether male or female.

[flamingskullballs]

It is about respect for another person wether male or female.
i respect sensi, and i respect you...its all fun and games babe, you gotta understand...id do the same for you, if you where a nun without a head

[HiddenBeauty]

Yea much appreciated

[flamingskullballs]

your welcome!

[420 FMX]

brings a tear to my eye

[Reefer Rogue]

Very creative. If I had a gold star it would definately be on your forehead rite now :thumbsup:

[HiddenBeauty]

brings a tear to my eye

I know what would bring a tear to your eye ;)

[420 FMX]

I know what would bring a tear to your eye ;)
:thumbsup:

[HiddenBeauty]

Ok I am laughing now but it isn't really funny :stoned:

[flamingskullballs]

yeah, read the whole thread over again, after a bowl

its beautiful, beauty

[bedake]

Mabye its just me... but this seemed extremely pathetic and lame to me

[HiddenBeauty]

Mabye its just me... but this seemed extremely pathetic and lame to me


No it's not you it really is extremely pathetic and lame.

[flamingskullballs]

bedake...wanna touch?

[Its a Plant]

I didn't even read most of this and I got the jist of it :

moronic idea in the first place, followed by the expected reactions for making such a thread.

creative, yes, but possibly out of line and disrespectful to sensi.

let's just see what she has to say, hmm, lol, might be interesting.

[OldDirtyBureaucrat]

And making a thread to choose who to make into a cannabis calendar isnt lame?/


Its all lame

[hahaitsdoogle]

Oh so you think you know me do you?You are just guessing like everyone else and also assuming all people are the same.Don't assume you make an ASS out of U and ME.

It is about respect for another person wether male or female.

I mean hey, im a nice guy, i dont mean to cause trouble or anything. But seriously and honestly tell me... that if they're " E Fantasy's " were about some guy, that you have stepped in as much. Hmm, but she seemed like a down to earth girl.. with a really big bag of weed. sooo she will probably laugh at this. no harm intended. well.. on my part

[HiddenBeauty]

It wouldnt matter if it was about a girl or a guy it isnt very respectful to see any sex as a piece of meat and quite publicly write a pathetic sort of porno story about them.Anyway everyone is entitled to their own opinion and I have expressed mine.

[420 FMX]

FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!! its a fuckin story... get over it..... sorry for entertainging myself and a few others while i was bored... next time ill be like u and start arguments over the net over a fucking story that is meant for enjoyment....

[RevolverBlaze]

dude its the internet and this is a forum. You know some dumbass with no life is going to start an arguement online about ANY topic. don't feel blue, get some green figner paint.

[420 FMX]

thanks man :) i cheered myself up by looking at tubgirl and rubbing one out over her

[HiddenBeauty]

dude its the internet and this is a forum. You know some dumbass with no life is going to start an arguement online about ANY topic. don't feel blue, get some green figner paint.

Anyone who gives an opinion that doesnt match the poster is when arguments occur.

[SensiRide]

WHAT THE FUCK

[420 FMX]

i was expecting a thankyou lol

[SensiRide]

Hah well I dont know qute what to make of this, I guess some of its funny but um, Im not too keen on hearing about people wanting to chop my head off and shit? Its a bit of a buzzkill.....
Anyway, thanks for sticking up for me HiddenBeauty, I can understand why you think its disrespectful, but aaah well, i guess its just the internet and its not harming anyone so fuck it.
Nice story 420FMX, you must have been high as hell ;)

**puts on nuns hat and strolls off into the distance**

[minnesota man]

No. Not really. I start to look like Shaggy.

I want to go to mexico RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Suppose you were Chuck Norris and the fucking kingpin abducted your girl. She's held in the house of ninjas. Would you gather a team of mercenaries and plan a stealthy attack or just karate chop your way through or what would you do?

Hey, you stole my ninja story...and soiled it.

[WhiskeyGirl]

Hah well I dont know qute what to make of this, I guess some of its funny but um, Im not too keen on hearing about people wanting to chop my head off and shit? Its a bit of a buzzkill.....
Anyway, thanks for sticking up for me HiddenBeauty, I can understand why you think its disrespectful, but aaah well, i guess its just the internet and its not harming anyone so fuck it.
Nice story 420FMX, you must have been high as hell ;)

**puts on nuns hat and strolls off into the distance**

yeah , i would have to agree with sensi in that its ok except for the beheading shit, here is something you girls might wanna check out :)~~~~~~~~

Any 1 read the Bio by Tommy Lee yet?
I want to get it. I talked to this girl who is reading it and she said IT IS WILD!!
She said some of the things going on in his head he talks about and he is like a SexaHolic LOL !!
I m like, guess so being as he was with Pamela and Heather. But if any 1 has read it or is reading it, give me some feed back.
Thank you

[hubblebubble]

ACE

[cannabis campbell]

HEY if it gets to 50 replies ill write another with me and Hidden Beauty... hows that for a deal?

:). Looks like you'll be doing that then?

[da haze meister]

personally i think this thread is fuckin bullshit
420 FMX is a fucking retard
and his mom was a crackwhore
sensi is a kind, loving, sweet woman
not just a quick bop fuck.
get yer shit straight, asshole

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Ok, the part about the ground up toddler penises and beheading Sensi are definitely fucked up.

[HiddenBeauty]

Hah well I dont know qute what to make of this, I guess some of its funny but um, Im not too keen on hearing about people wanting to chop my head off and shit? Its a bit of a buzzkill.....
Anyway, thanks for sticking up for me HiddenBeauty, I can understand why you think its disrespectful, but aaah well, i guess its just the internet and its not harming anyone so fuck it.
Nice story 420FMX, you must have been high as hell ;)

**puts on nuns hat and strolls off into the distance**

I was just a bit shocked by it thats all and I feel that you are worth more thats all but as you say it's just the internet and no harm really :)

[orangeman]

WHAT THE FUCK

Rofl, she sounds pissed.

The beheading was quite funny though xD.

[mrdevious]

I'll never understand why people get off on causing someone to bleed in pain and kill them or whatever. It's kinda fucked when you think about it.


anyway, I don't think anybody has a right to write that kind of snuff about any member without their permission first. That's my 2 cents, take it or leave it.

[muncheemama]

how did i miss this one for so long.....thats a nice story, although with all dateline shit going down i'd find a substitute ingredient for those toddler peepees.

[stangle12]

wait, sensirides a nun?

[beachguy in thongs]

Just when she's around you, stangle.

[WeedFaerie420]

Did that story actually arouse anyone? :confused: That was some horrible erotic lit. And I haven't seen sensiride's response to this all. I do believe it is sexual harrassment as long as she finds this offensive...

[WeedFaerie420]

sry for double post
correction: I scrolled up and saw Sensi's response. -shrug-

[beachguy in thongs]

Double posting is considered "Thread Harassment". Moderators, take her away.

[Its a Plant]

Also, what about that second story?

We've all been waiting..

[420 FMX]

ok i'll try and conjure up another one for all my fans like da haze meister :p ;)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ok i'll try and conjure up another one for all my fans like da haze meister :p ;)

i want in! lets run a train on these ladies FMX

[BloodAngel]

dude, that's just funny. it doesn't even have to be a sex story, that's just a side plot. perfect stoner story

[420purplehaze420]

PATHETIC...

[GHoSToKeR]

What so this actually happened? I haven't read it yet.. ?)

[hotlatinboy]

hey why do not make a thresome 2 guys and a girl story!!