I can't believe that I'm posting this at ten O'clock on friday. (shroom question)

[Dirk Gently]

Alrighty, this kid, "Kev" I know gets hooked up with a quarter of these mushrooms. they're brown topped, golden brown-ish stemmed, and they're wet( not dried). he hooks me up with about 2 grams of these, and he took the rest. This dude is alien to the concept of "going dry" he's like a 140 pound tornado of drugs and booze. so we pick up these kids in another town, who are also fucking space aliens. They're the future, and that scares me.One of the other gangleoneous, screwed up time travellers from planet X says they're bunk. This guy also downs vodka and hits trees while fighting with his girlfriend. I tried to test them by pinching them blue, but I don't know how long they take to bruise with all that. So, they're brown topped, small, and golden brown stemmed, also a little fresh and smell like, well, fishiness( literally)
So, can anyone tell me if these are good to go or are they just something to sell to a 14 year old retard?

[Nullific]

Well to tell you the truth lots of mushrooms are brown topped and golden brown stemmed. The ones I get are usually more golden-brown capped and white stemmed, but there are many strains of mushroom.
Fresh mushrooms are also much heavier than dry shrooms, 2 grams wet is a lot less than 2 grams dry. (I would consider 2 grams dry a good dose)

[Dirk Gently]

Well, would the 2 grams wet be like what, 1 gram dry or so? possibly less, but I don't think I'd need too much. I've never taken shrooms before.

[harmonicminor]

dont fuck with mushrooms you dont know about
for all you know some kid went in the woods and picked them
if you take a poisonous mushroom it will eat away at your insides in a matter of days
you wont live to tell about it

[ny2casports89]

Well, would the 2 grams wet be like what, 1 gram dry or so? possibly less, but I don't think I'd need too much. I've never taken shrooms before.

2 grams wet would be more like .2 grams dried

[sirsmokesalot]

yea foreal dont eat those. either that or its storebought. too shady in my opinion, and i know that you may want to trip but theres somewhere you have to draw the line, or kick this fools ass for trying to hook you up with what sounds like some shitty product.