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CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-19-2006, 12:03 AM
why the FUCK do animals have tails. Lmao, they're funny as fuck, and they're hard as hell ;) But why the fuck are they there.. and why the hell do we have tail bones? wtf is all that about! I mean, if these fucking things had any use we should of found out by now! But mybe we used to be dogs? if we have tail bones, unless monkeys have tails... i can't remember. But hell, i dunno which i rather be. A monkey or a dog, proberly a monkey cuz i dont fancy being owned by someone and shittin in they're back garden then to only to evolve into something better than them.

So yeah. Why the fuck?!

fikusroot
05-19-2006, 12:07 AM
tails are another one of gods little jokes, like male nipples

cannabis campbell
05-19-2006, 12:08 AM
Lol i would still do that if i was a dog

BizzleLuvin
05-19-2006, 12:09 AM
it helps them stay balanced and it is also a communication tool

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-19-2006, 12:12 AM
tails are another one of gods little jokes, like male nipples

That bastard. Altho I do enjoy having nipples :stoned:

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-19-2006, 12:14 AM
Lol i would still do that if i was a dog

Dude, the avatar your using now you stole from me! haha, i sent you that on msn. I think?

feel up for any cs soon?? hehe

cannabis campbell
05-19-2006, 12:15 AM
Lol no i got it off some website even though pretty much everyone has it on msn lol, im too stoned to play cs lol :D

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-19-2006, 01:20 AM
Lol no i got it off some website even though pretty much everyone has it on msn lol, im too stoned to play cs lol :D

Lol, you can NEVER be to stoned to play cs. But yeah, i might go get something to munch on and watch some tv shows on my pc... fuckin tails.

halo
05-19-2006, 01:46 AM
Haha tails aid in balance and communication like bizzle said. Oh and dude i would love some of whatever your smoking

puffpuffand away
05-19-2006, 02:52 AM
u best discuss this with God,caz,only He know,s

HiddenBeauty
05-19-2006, 05:27 AM
it helps them stay balanced and it is also a communication tool

Or in the case of dogs like the staff (and other breeds with a thin tail) it is also a whip that can really hurt your legs.

minnesota man
05-19-2006, 05:57 AM
Hey, guess what? The center of your brain is reptilian.

ilovebecky
05-19-2006, 06:06 AM
it helps them stay balanced and it is also a communication tool

exactly

Cooler Then Jesus
05-19-2006, 06:12 AM
Hey crazy pothead, im up for some CS.. let me know.
Kodiakmonky1776@yahoo. com

OldDirtyBureaucrat
05-19-2006, 06:19 AM
Hey, guess what? The center of your brain is reptilian.


its true, and reptiles have their pineal gland right above towards the front of their brain, in between the eyes


weirds me out..

OldDirtyBureaucrat
05-19-2006, 06:23 AM
1 toe??

You think you could walk with 1 toe?

SweetRedLips
05-19-2006, 02:35 PM
we get hair all oover are bodies legs/under arms / head .
A

SweetRedLips
05-19-2006, 02:36 PM
We get hair all oover are bodies legs/under arms / head .
And it grows well fast but how does it know to stop growing in the
private region ...always wondered :confused:


Seeya

SweetRed :dance:

SweetRedLips
05-19-2006, 02:38 PM
we get hair all oover are bodies legs/under arms / head .
A
IGNORE THIS THREAD IT WAS NOT MEANT TO POST TILL I HAD FINISHED
WRITING 1 UNDERNEATH IS CORRECT

HiddenBeauty
05-19-2006, 05:25 PM
Genetically programmed simple as that.

fikusroot
05-20-2006, 06:28 PM
its true, and reptiles have their pineal gland right above towards the front of their brain, in between the eyes


weirds me out..
BTW, what is a pineal gland?

orangeman
05-20-2006, 06:47 PM
Why do we have 5 toes instead of 1?


1 toe??

You think you could walk with 1 toe?

LOL, thats hillarious. I actually laughed out loud when I read those two posts.

Cooler Then Jesus
05-20-2006, 07:09 PM
i wish i had a tail, i would use it as like some super long kinky sex toy. put what about when you wanted to ride a bicycle, or a roller coaster. it would get in the way to mutch, the bad easily outweighs the good.