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graph
05-18-2006, 05:47 AM
Alright, I wanna make a game. The first game of the new lounge be I not mistaken. Let's write a story, but the rule is you can only say five words at a time. Nothing too drastic, just a story. Cross your fingers, let's hope this works.

There was a man named...

Trivium
05-18-2006, 06:04 AM
Kyle, got caught selling ecstacy....

hahaitsdoogle
05-18-2006, 06:27 AM
out of a icecream truck...

(asshole i did this in the main lobby :-p )

graph
05-18-2006, 07:20 AM
with a giant spoonful of

(I had no idea, I got the idea from a western cartoon)

redeyed2death
05-18-2006, 07:35 AM
ice cream in one hand

midlifecrisis
05-18-2006, 11:09 AM
and a joint in his

turtle420
05-18-2006, 02:31 PM
mouth. Finally they slept peacefully

Jdog7000
05-18-2006, 02:40 PM
Only to be awoken by thieves! lol

Art imatating life!

LIP
05-18-2006, 04:26 PM
And then they were asked

Trivium
05-18-2006, 04:48 PM
Do you want to die?

roflmao:thumbsup:

HapaPride
05-18-2006, 04:48 PM
where's the pot plants at?

turtle420
05-18-2006, 05:16 PM
Chill... thricomes aren't ready yet!

Trivium
05-18-2006, 05:45 PM
Get out my house niggah.

HapaPride
05-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Not until I get high!

busteruk7
05-18-2006, 06:26 PM
reaching for his gun saying

latewood
05-18-2006, 06:30 PM
this is a bunch'o'bullchit

Trivium
05-18-2006, 06:51 PM
Oh shit , the popo, ditch.

LIP
05-18-2006, 08:27 PM
Im gunner blow you a

graph
05-18-2006, 08:32 PM
new hole, but first I

RoboGro
05-18-2006, 09:22 PM
need your sperm count and

latewood
05-18-2006, 09:43 PM
you can kiss my ass

RoboGro
05-18-2006, 10:05 PM
once you put down that

busteruk7
05-18-2006, 10:15 PM
AK47 ill happily give you

Trivium
05-18-2006, 10:17 PM
A boot to the chops.

busteruk7
05-18-2006, 10:21 PM
he then gets up saying

Trivium
05-19-2006, 01:37 AM
Oh Hell naw, WUSSAH

piffpuffer4201
05-19-2006, 02:24 AM
bi, is very hot

Trivium
05-19-2006, 06:27 AM
bi, is very hot

Did this guy fuck this shit up? WOW

RoboGro
05-19-2006, 11:42 AM
Trivium did too, seven words! :)

Moose101
05-19-2006, 01:33 PM
Then poops his pants. Reaching

Jdog7000
05-19-2006, 03:35 PM
for a tube of toothpaste.But...:thumbsup:

HapaPride
05-19-2006, 04:05 PM
got KY personal lubricant instead

Trivium
05-19-2006, 06:32 PM
he put it back down....then


Trivium did too, seven words! :)

I did not, I was clarifying that guys a moron:)

The Grim Reefer
05-19-2006, 06:51 PM
asked his partner, "How can

piffpuffer4201
05-19-2006, 07:53 PM
na i was stoned an made ur fuckin Wussah which is a gay word into wasabi bc they sound a like so shut ur mouth trivium ...just play the game

Trivium
05-20-2006, 12:04 AM
I get some drugs please"


*** Piff shut up and play the game, stupid little kids.

Jdog7000
05-20-2006, 01:47 PM
They are up my butt...Here...

turtle420
05-20-2006, 05:14 PM
They are up my butt...Here...
I don't want that, fucker!

Trivium
05-21-2006, 01:42 AM
I don't want that, fucker!

Of course you do silly.

turtle420
05-21-2006, 02:02 AM
Of course you do silly.
Hmmm... so, could I see

The Grim Reefer
05-21-2006, 02:12 AM
the manual you're reading on

Trivium
05-21-2006, 05:04 AM
the manual you're reading on

the art of killing cops.

graph
05-21-2006, 06:33 AM
It will teach me to

turtle420
05-21-2006, 06:40 AM
It will teach me to
be sober when posting here.

RoboGro
05-21-2006, 10:41 AM
Oh, say can you see

The Grim Reefer
05-21-2006, 12:03 PM
-nevermind, that anthem sucks cock.

Jdog7000
05-21-2006, 02:19 PM
Heres a real song...Blasts Tool!!!

turtle420
05-21-2006, 04:24 PM
Pass me the lighter, please...

Jdog7000
05-22-2006, 12:07 AM
Now this is the life!

turtle420
05-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Now this is the life!
Want another Corona Extra? Lime?

Trivium
05-24-2006, 03:59 AM
With pleasure. Spark next blunt!

turtle420
05-24-2006, 04:25 PM
With pleasure. Spark next blunt!
Did you hear about John?

busteruk7
05-24-2006, 09:20 PM
Did you hear about John?
yeah he got beat up

Trivium
05-24-2006, 11:36 PM
yeah he got beat up

by this crack dealer peter.

HapaPride
05-24-2006, 11:47 PM
"Never mess with crack dealers"

graph
05-25-2006, 07:43 AM
Only PCP, and only if

smokesalot
05-25-2006, 09:05 AM
hold on needa bong rip

The Grim Reefer
05-25-2006, 09:46 AM
Oh dude that was exTREME !!

Jdog7000
05-25-2006, 02:02 PM
My pants just fell off!

smokesalot
05-25-2006, 04:42 PM
and then they ran away

Trivium
05-25-2006, 05:04 PM
but I caught them, skills!

K.Kush
05-25-2006, 07:14 PM
Danny Boy!, Wheres My Scotch?

HapaPride
05-25-2006, 08:23 PM
Danny Boy!, Wheres My Scotch?
Fuck Scotch... hand me the

The Grim Reefer
05-25-2006, 08:46 PM
Effin whiskey. *pulls out gun*

busteruk7
05-25-2006, 08:55 PM
Effin whiskey. *pulls out gun*
saying im gonna shoot if

Trivium
05-25-2006, 10:03 PM
saying im gonna shoot if

we dont get bitchs soon.

smokesalot
05-25-2006, 11:59 PM
everyone to the bithcmobil

busteruk7
05-26-2006, 12:05 AM
or someone will get shot

HapaPride
05-26-2006, 01:37 AM
in the balls, with no...

smokesalot
05-26-2006, 05:57 AM
warning! just BOOM!! BOOM!! googbye

The Grim Reefer
05-26-2006, 11:20 AM
*puts gun away* anymore questions?

florida boy 3
05-26-2006, 12:54 PM
i didn't think so, punk

mountainman
05-27-2006, 12:58 AM
"I just wanted to wank......"

The Grim Reefer
05-27-2006, 02:05 AM
-SHUT UP! We wank NOTHING!

mountainman
05-27-2006, 02:13 AM
Oh come on, you like....

Trivium
05-27-2006, 07:15 AM
Oh come on, you like....

The gayest one here man.

bob bobbinson
05-27-2006, 08:55 AM
Shit! BitchMobile out of gas!

busteruk7
05-27-2006, 03:32 PM
fuck this cant be happening

msactech1
05-27-2006, 05:21 PM
Lets smoke a fucking joint.

busteruk7
05-27-2006, 05:41 PM
yeah lets do then we

Brother Schenker
05-27-2006, 05:48 PM
can sprout erections and then

busteruk7
05-27-2006, 06:26 PM
do cock pushups till we

msactech1
05-27-2006, 06:44 PM
cum in our pink pannies.

The Grim Reefer
05-27-2006, 07:46 PM
BitchMobile is refilled. Everyone in!

mountainman
05-27-2006, 07:56 PM
Let me finish my joint.

msactech1
05-27-2006, 08:18 PM
Let me hit that shit

turtle420
05-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Let me hit that shit

*cough cough*

Received eMail: Cannabis is Legal!!!

cactusman23
05-27-2006, 08:58 PM
odelay gueros, con mucho gusto

Brother Schenker
05-27-2006, 10:01 PM
gracias, senor. we drive into

busteruk7
05-27-2006, 10:38 PM
the big field of pussy

bob bobbinson
05-28-2006, 12:02 AM
When suddenly, this girl tries

Brother Schenker
05-28-2006, 12:12 AM
to contact her pimp, LeRoy

The Grim Reefer
05-28-2006, 12:48 AM
LeRoy answers and says, "You

bob bobbinson
05-28-2006, 03:59 AM
Bitch! No one rides free"

graph
05-28-2006, 04:58 AM
"Take off your sombrero, or..."

Buckshot
05-28-2006, 05:23 AM
"... We will hang you by..."

smokesalot
05-28-2006, 05:53 AM
that crusty rubber kyle's wearing

busteruk7
05-28-2006, 11:21 AM
dont do it ya might

msactech1
05-28-2006, 02:53 PM
shut the fuck up, Englebert!

bob bobbinson
05-29-2006, 03:40 AM
dont do it ya might

hurt the dudes neck.

The Grim Reefer
05-29-2006, 03:48 AM
*Our heroes realize that suddenly..

bob bobbinson
05-29-2006, 05:32 AM
their weed came from herbalsmokeshop.com :mad:

Tom Swierzbinski
05-29-2006, 12:03 PM
This is the greatest thread ever. Oh yeah, the story.


So they drove to herbalsmokeshop.com... (can you even drive there?)

busteruk7
05-29-2006, 12:04 PM
to pick up some devastator

Tom Swierzbinski
05-29-2006, 12:11 PM
Oh yeah Buster, you interested in buying that light at all? Just that I havent heard anything from ya in a while.


When they get stopped by...

msactech1
05-29-2006, 02:08 PM
...someone with some real shit.

Tom Swierzbinski
05-29-2006, 02:36 PM
'Wanna buy a 100% THC Turd?'

turtle420
05-29-2006, 03:29 PM
'Wanna buy a 100% THC Turd?'
Of course!!! You accept MasterCard?

msactech1
05-29-2006, 04:12 PM
No you idiot! It's free.

The Grim Reefer
05-29-2006, 07:10 PM
*you have gained an item!*

msactech1
05-29-2006, 08:59 PM
*you you used one item!*

msactech1
05-29-2006, 09:01 PM
Sorry. Today's a holiday. I'm stoned as shit, so I screwed it up.

Hell, it's five words. I'll leave it.

busteruk7
05-29-2006, 10:39 PM
*you have gained an item!*
he looks at it thinking

The Grim Reefer
05-29-2006, 10:54 PM
he looks at it thinking

"The abilities I could gain

msactech1
05-30-2006, 02:29 PM
this is boring and stupid.

busteruk7
05-30-2006, 02:50 PM
"The abilities I could gain
apart from being wankered there

The Grim Reefer
05-30-2006, 09:41 PM
*shoots msactech1 in the face*


this is boring and stupid.

Now you're obviously an attention whore.

Go cry to mommy if you want attention, go tell her your new friends don't accept you.

Just keep it the fuck away from this forum, dickhead. :thumbsup:

busteruk7
05-30-2006, 09:46 PM
get him told Reefer
if ya dont like the game dont play it for fuck sake lol
cheers all :)

Brother Schenker
05-30-2006, 10:59 PM
Shall we continue?
Our hero says:


I smoke this turd for

busteruk7
05-31-2006, 12:42 AM
in the name of mary

bob bobbinson
05-31-2006, 06:40 AM
in the name of mary

I bless this bowl for...

smokesalot
05-31-2006, 08:53 AM
it's green sticky goodness

busteruk7
05-31-2006, 10:25 AM
it's green sticky goodness
and its light headyness then

The Grim Reefer
05-31-2006, 10:39 AM
he lifted his piece to

Jdog7000
05-31-2006, 12:54 PM
His mouth and blows out...?

busteruk7
05-31-2006, 04:42 PM
this is some good SHIT

bob bobbinson
05-31-2006, 04:56 PM
The knowledge of the universe..

Brother Schenker
05-31-2006, 10:14 PM
obscured by a condition known

The Grim Reefer
05-31-2006, 11:54 PM
only to man as a

busteruk7
06-01-2006, 12:46 AM
flesh eating disease cured by

Tom Swierzbinski
06-01-2006, 01:06 AM
The urine of seventy virgins.

bob bobbinson
06-01-2006, 04:36 AM
R. Kelly bless me, here I...

smokesalot
06-01-2006, 09:30 AM
brought you those seventy virgins

The Grim Reefer
06-01-2006, 10:30 AM
*R. Kelly walks towards the virgins*

smokesalot
06-01-2006, 11:04 AM
grabs his dick and says

busteruk7
06-01-2006, 12:24 PM
lets have a mass orgy

Brother Schenker
06-01-2006, 01:26 PM
Everyone spits at him and

smokesalot
06-02-2006, 05:37 AM
and he begins to masterbate

Brother Schenker
06-02-2006, 01:20 PM
until he shoots his load

JiGGabOo
06-02-2006, 11:21 PM
in his own mouth while

busteruk7
06-02-2006, 11:54 PM
taking a ride on the

smokesalot
06-03-2006, 08:03 AM
hood orinament of the bitchmobile

Brother Schenker
06-03-2006, 04:28 PM
Satisfied, he jumps off and

busteruk7
06-03-2006, 04:50 PM
sparks up a joint then

Brother Schenker
06-03-2006, 04:54 PM
searches for some teenage poontang.

busteruk7
06-03-2006, 05:53 PM
while searching he finds this

The Grim Reefer
06-03-2006, 05:55 PM
drug dealer named Sampson Simpson

Brother Schenker
06-03-2006, 06:08 PM
who offers him heroin and

busteruk7
06-03-2006, 06:22 PM
crack then decides why shouldent

Brother Schenker
06-03-2006, 11:40 PM
he give them to monkeys?

Brother Schenker
06-04-2006, 09:47 PM
But changed his mind and

busteruk7
06-05-2006, 06:22 PM
and told samson to stick

Brother Schenker
06-05-2006, 10:12 PM
his red hot poker up

busteruk7
06-05-2006, 11:07 PM
his arse for being gay

Brother Schenker
06-05-2006, 11:17 PM
but then changed his mind.

busteruk7
06-05-2006, 11:19 PM
and stuck it down his

busteruk7
06-06-2006, 04:31 PM
small trouser snake for some

Tom Swierzbinski
06-06-2006, 05:20 PM
sizzling red hot poker action

Brother Schenker
06-07-2006, 12:32 AM
After sleeping it off, he

busteruk7
06-07-2006, 01:20 AM
picks up his gun and

graph
06-07-2006, 09:04 AM
he throws it at the

busteruk7
06-07-2006, 11:46 AM
dog for biting his ballsack

Brother Schenker
06-08-2006, 06:13 PM
It hits the dog's head

busteruk7
06-08-2006, 08:27 PM
and goes off killing the

Brother Schenker
06-08-2006, 10:36 PM
one and only jesus christ.

Brother Schenker
06-09-2006, 08:20 PM
But the world didn't end.

Brother Schenker
06-09-2006, 08:21 PM
So our hero looks around

The Grim Reefer
06-09-2006, 09:58 PM
and remembers nothing.. he's naked..

Brother Schenker
06-09-2006, 11:44 PM
...his bunghole is bleeding profusely...

busteruk7
06-10-2006, 12:39 AM
it turns out the bullet

Brother Schenker
06-10-2006, 12:55 AM
was a petrified christian turd

busteruk7
06-11-2006, 06:14 PM
nobody knows how this ended

busteruk7
06-11-2006, 06:14 PM
up in the gun but

busteruk7
06-22-2006, 02:44 PM
he thought fuck it and

busteruk7
06-22-2006, 02:46 PM
got some blueberry for a

Tom Swierzbinski
06-22-2006, 05:01 PM
Hey Buster, Im having a few probs with my emails (the problem being that they show up, they just wont open). Yeah I got the DVDs, ha I liked what you put on them 'Ganga vids and other' lol I had to laugh. Havent had a chance to look at them yet though.
Do you like the Godfather?

busteruk7
06-22-2006, 06:09 PM
hey nice one swizz atleast they got there ok were them seeds ok too
yeah i like the godfather, brilliant stuff
if i see anything else ill get it sent your way m8
cheers all :)

Tom Swierzbinski
06-22-2006, 08:01 PM
Heh, was asking if you liked the Godfather incase you wanted a copy of it. Ive got the boxset on DVD so if you want it just say and Ill copy it to some blank DVDs. Yep the seeds arrived fine, havent had a chance to germinate them yet though as I need to clean out my closet so I dont get any bugs this time. Might let one grow into a bush outdoors aswell.

busteruk7
06-22-2006, 08:46 PM
yeah that would be sweet tom thanx
do you want me to send ya any dvds for that
let me know when ya get ya email sorted out and ill send ya my dvd list and if ya like anyting on there then i would be more than happy to sort ya out i have 522 films so far so im sure ya might see something ya will like
cheers tom m8 :)

busteruk7
06-27-2006, 01:17 PM
got some blueberry for a
long drive to poontang village

busteruk7
11-04-2006, 12:35 PM
long drive to poontang village
ariving at the village he

Abattoir Dream
11-05-2006, 11:42 AM
gazed around at the emptiness...

Abattoir Dream
11-05-2006, 11:43 AM
he fell over and died... the end