Anyone know how to pass a urine test without buying those things online

[gunz7603]

I have a drug test on monday anything that actually works will help

[NightProwler]

depends on when your being tested. if your being tested a week from now, i think you'd have a chance at passing if you work out excessivly every day, and drink a SHIT TON of water every day. and green tea.

[gunz7603]

thanks man ill try that

[cannabinoid]

I know this is probably too late but i wanted to chime in. i am in a very lucrative specialty field and get paid the big bucks. but last summer when i was at my second day of work my headhunter told me to go home because I came back positive with my pee test. i was already in a tailspin from a recent divorce and missing my little girl so it was not a good time for me. the company needed me so badly that they let me test once a week until i passed and then they would let me come back. So I went and got the detox bottles, bigger and more expensive each time. But none of them worked like they did before. The testing labs must have gotten wiser to them or something. I almost ordered the "wizinator" from online but having gone from $50 and hour to $26 a day I could barely afford gas for my car. I'm okay now and everything is getting better.

But the meat of this story is that I just opted to stop completely. I didn't know how long it would take to clean up naturally. So I spent a lot of time in the library. And learned that I needed to abstain from it and that it may take up to 30 days. I worked as a furniture mover and as a day laborer cleaning toilets. Sweating my ass off in the heat. Bottom line, on day 10 I passed two tests and took the job with the highest offer. I weighed about 175 and got down to about 165 by not eating as much.

Maybe this is too much information but I am looking for a job now in a different state. To be closer to my kid. I have been clean for 12 days but I just bought a half ounce of hydro sitting in my sealed coffee sipper. I have never been one for self-discipline but I got to proud of myself for not touching it even on the boring weekends.

Which brings me to my question. Does anyone know the best way to keep my 420 fresh for a couple of weeks? It's in a sealed baggie in a coffee decantor with a lid. Should I keep it in the frig?

[BloodyRedBarron]

QF4.0

[weedheaduknow]

I know this is probably too late but i wanted to chime in. i am in a very lucrative specialty field and get paid the big bucks. but last summer when i was at my second day of work my headhunter told me to go home because I came back positive with my pee test. i was already in a tailspin from a recent divorce and missing my little girl so it was not a good time for me. the company needed me so badly that they let me test once a week until i passed and then they would let me come back. So I went and got the detox bottles, bigger and more expensive each time. But none of them worked like they did before. The testing labs must have gotten wiser to them or something. I almost ordered the "wizinator" from online but having gone from $50 and hour to $26 a day I could barely afford gas for my car. I'm okay now and everything is getting better.

But the meat of this story is that I just opted to stop completely. I didn't know how long it would take to clean up naturally. So I spent a lot of time in the library. And learned that I needed to abstain from it and that it may take up to 30 days. I worked as a furniture mover and as a day laborer cleaning toilets. Sweating my ass off in the heat. Bottom line, on day 10 I passed two tests and took the job with the highest offer. I weighed about 175 and got down to about 165 by not eating as much.

Maybe this is too much information but I am looking for a job now in a different state. To be closer to my kid. I have been clean for 12 days but I just bought a half ounce of hydro sitting in my sealed coffee sipper. I have never been one for self-discipline but I got to proud of myself for not touching it even on the boring weekends.

Which brings me to my question. Does anyone know the best way to keep my 420 fresh for a couple of weeks? It's in a sealed baggie in a coffee decantor with a lid. Should I keep it in the frig?
I'm not an expert but i'd say you should keep it air tight and store it in the fridge, congrats on not smoking even while having it near you. I havn't smoked in 3 weeks but i've moved to a completely new area and dont have any on me, i'm not even as tempted to smoke as much as i thought i'd be, but i do get the occasional craving to puff on a bleezy.

[cannabinoid]

I still have it. It's been twenty days today. I already have two offers. One is a hair test and I'm not too optimistic about that one. But I think the other offer is not even going to test me. Ironic. Although I'm going to wait till I get my fedex to make sure. I am going to be cheefing in about a week.

Hope you meet some decent hook ups in your new area. But you're right after the first few days after I ran out, it wasn't really that bad as far as cravings go. Being this clean I can imagine I am going to be so frickin stoned. I am also moving to a new area. And I'm thinking about finding a secret place to do some growing. I had some good success a couple of years ago with some northern lights. That was just as good or better than any of this high dollar hydro I've been getting.

Out

[topographicoceans]

People, im telling you CERTO WORKS. It worked for me, my girlfriend, and my uncle. This is the way to pass!!!

[da5mikeY]

ok, 1. THC is not sulluble in water which means that just because you drink a lot of water and or green tea doesn't mean it will clean it out of your system...all drinking water does is dillute your urine.

2. You want to sweat because THC is stored in fat cells, so if you sweat that means you're burning fat cells...but don't go to a steam room, you just have to run...wear a plastic bag with holes in it if you want to sweat insanely.

3. Don't eat any dairy products because that thickens your blood which gives you a greater chance of getting tested positive


so just drink water with every meal starting the day before so it becomes habit, and drink water between every meal and the day of, drink a ton of water so you can dillute your urine...also, when is the last time you blazed?

[oldtimer24]

???

[KillerDemo]

just drink some certo mixed with cranberry juice the night before the test. good luck

[dejayou30]

your best option is time. when i moved i quit like month before hand so that a urine test would not be a limiting factor in getting a new job. it ended up being like 42 days or something by the time i had to take the test so i knew i would be clean. if you smoke mutliple times daily its going to take more than working out and drinking water for a week.

[oldtimer24]

I've read so much stuff here about being able to get clean in a week or so. To my shock when I was trying to get clean while job hunting I was still testing positive after SIX WEEKS!! At that point I got a job that didn't test so I started toking again. Now I've suddenly gotten a great new job offer but it requires testing so I'm planning to substitute with QF. I stopped smoking as soon as I found out (10 days ago) and have been drinking water and cranberry juice like a fiend but of course I tested myself last night and am still testing positive. So the message for everybody is expect it to take longer than you think to be truly clean. Especially if you go at it everyday.