kif collecter

[Devin Sticky Bud]

i like kif more than anyother thing...i like it cause you can snort it and smoke it and parachute it....but my kif dealer has moved outta town....OOOH NOOO!!...lol...so i cant get my own...does anybody know how i can make a kif collecter...please help im desperate...and cheap...im 16 so i cant go to a head shop but i might just end up gettin someone else to go for me...but thats not the point...please ppl help me out:confused:

[VA KID]

Due 2 being 16 I can't help u. O by the way r u a narc? Do u like older guys? /
*cat purs*

[Devin Sticky Bud]

???im a guy...but thats not the point...im 16 sooo what ...im just askin for a little kif help come-on ppl....my parents ont care so y should you

[slipknotpsycho]

???im a guy...but thats not the point...im 16 sooo what ...im just askin for a little kif help come-on ppl....my parents ont care so y should you
if they don't care tell them to buy you one off the net...

[Devin Sticky Bud]

no its not like that...they dont care but they dont wanna help me do stuff...they dont care as long as i dont do it at the house or have alot on me at the house...

[skarz]

no its not like that...they dont care but they dont wanna help me do stuff...they dont care as long as i dont do it at the house or have alot on me at the house...

Hahahaha... the more you talk the less i want to help

[sirsmokesalot]

man, in the future simply just post your question.

i gurantee you will get a much better response when you dont sound like another teenager. weve all been there, i am there, an know how it is, so theres no need to bring out the pity guns. well help you out anyways.

maybe im feeling nice enough to tell you how to collect your kif but first 2 brief retorical questions.

1. Obviously you have weed, or you wouldnt be looking how to make kif. Heres a thought, SMOKE SOME WEED. according to scientists, weed gets you high. and everyone knows you cant be wrong and be a scientist at the same time.

2. why the crack-headed fiend attitude for kif? i love kif to, but i dont know if i would suck dick for it.

but you want to know how to make a kif box, ill tell you how.

buy a silkscreen. these screens usually are the right size to properly filter your resin or kif from your bud.

take a cigar box, or some kind of box, and simply nail the screen onto the opening of the box. your going to have to remove it eventually, so dont hardcore nail it.

its that simple. just improvise.

now if you are hardcore harvesting kif, then heres what you do. break up your bud into chunks, not completely now not what you would smoke, but largest chunks.
now throw your bud in the freezer awhile. this will make the trichomes brittle and fall off your bud easier.
take out your bud by the small handfulls, and break it up by hand over the screen, dropping it slowly on the screen.
tap the screen or shake the screen but do not press or grind the bud against the screen.
after you are done there should be a good amount of kif under the screen, gather it up an smoke it.

by the way, im willing to bet that snorting and parachuting kif doesnt do anything. your just....trippin for lack of a better word.

calm it down man...:cool:

[S i k]

you can use the same bag for weed over and over and it will eventually collect kif at the bottom, thats what i do =|

[Eshelmen]

isnt it called keef?

[slipknotpsycho]

isnt it called keef?
no actually it's kief.. or keif depending on whether or not drug terms are subjective to the i before e shit..

[Opie Yutts]

I'm pretty sure it's "kief"

Look at this:
http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/productCategory.cfm?iProductCategoryID=730

But I really want to try a kief tumbler. I think I can make one for much less than $518 though.
http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/online_headshop/The_Origional_Pollinator.cfm?iProductID=3518&iProductCategoryID=776

The consenses seems to be silkscreen to sift out kief. There are many sizes. I noticed the tumbler above uses 150 micron. Is this how silkscreen is measured, and is this the right size?

[sirsmokesalot]

actually it can be referred to both kif an kief. the older smokers i know call it kif while my friends call it kief. must be a generational thing.

[OrangeKush]

...i like it cause you can snort it and smoke it and parachute it....

Am I missing something here?

[slipknotpsycho]

Am I missing something here?
no he just doesn't know what he's talking about....

[Adam01]

Yeah some jackass told me that you can snort kief. Whatever man. If cannabinoids are absorbed through moist tissue, the you might as well chew weed like fucking tobacco. It'd probably taste a lot better.

[alonepsycho]

Yeah I've seen people snort kief before. They were dumbasses. Me and my buddies laughed at them.

[sirsmokesalot]

hahaha if im correct parachuting is wrapping it in tissues and eating it. sounds like a great fuckin idea...

[slipknotpsycho]

hahaha if im correct parachuting is wrapping it in tissues and eating it. sounds like a great fuckin idea...
you are right and again he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[OrangeKush]

no he just doesn't know what he's talking about....

Just making sure.....

[dopeman420]

i hate the word kief where im from we refer to pure thc as hippie crack and rub . the word kief annoys me makes me wanna slash some throats

[welshkillabee]

2. why the crack-headed fiend attitude for kif? i love kif to, but i dont know if i would suck dick for it.



I think this is quite possible the best thing Ive read all day lol

[fatweedsack]

buy one. mine cost $30 and its the shittt

[sirsmokesalot]

i hate the word kief where im from we refer to pure thc as hippie crack and rub . the word kief annoys me makes me wanna slash some throats

what makes me want to slash peoples throats is when people say kif is pure thc.

[Devin Sticky Bud]

hey yall are mean....tear up a little kids heart like that....i am sorry for the stupid post tho....im retarded...+ i was high and i get stupid when i get high....like in ten mins. ill be dumb as fuck

[make it legal]

wait i may sound stupid but what exactly is kief?

[sirsmokesalot]

keef, kief, or kif is the sticky/powdery stuff you feel when you break up bud by hand. It is the dried resin glands, aka trichomes, that fall off of bud and can be collected and smoked.

[make it legal]

oh, so whys that kid all nuts about it is it really better than just smoking regular bud?

[Devin Sticky Bud]

crystals off a bud...its not pure THC but it is potent

[Opie Yutts]

Dopeman: You need to chill out some if a word makes you want to slash throats. You are not welcome in my house until this attitude goes away.

Make it legal: It's the good stuff, not the plant material. It's what gets you stoned. Do a search.

[Kindbud]

check out everyonedoesit.com , I got all my new roor stuff , and the double screen burren kiff box. Its sick bro, check it out , cell phone pic, u can see the the little amount of kiff i got left , and im holding up our skunk#1 nirvana seeds.

[Nochowderforyou]

Did this threadtstarter say he likes to snort kif? I know it's an old thread, but I noticed that in his main post. :rolleyes:

[KottonMouthKid]

hahaha if im correct parachuting is wrapping it in tissues and eating it. sounds like a great fuckin idea...

You can do it with extacy, you chop it fine like cocaine and then put it in the middle of a small sqaure of tissuepaper, you fold the corners in and spin them so it looks like a parachute, and then you swallow it like a pill.

All it does is hit your bloodstream faster, so i suppose that if you can make "special" brownies, then you could parachute it, I'll have to look into it tho

Snorting kif I'm sure would burn like a mother fucker, probably more then snorting extacy

[ChronoSponge]

Answering the originial post: Just get a space case man. Tastey ground bud, and tastey kief for later! :rasta:

http://www.spacegrinders.com/mad/spacecase.html