What's the wierdest orgasm ya ever had?

[MrGuy]

Yup, be it trippin on something, have someone just rub ya right and *POW*!

Some time and/or experience where ya orgasmed and ya just didn't expect it...

[Big Calhoun]

Well, the wierdest wasn't one I had. It was actually the first time I experienced a woman squirting. We're in the middle of things and the moans turn into "Oh...ohhhhhh....Ohhhhhhhh" and I'm like, "What's wrong?". So she says she's about to cum and I'm like, "Okayyyyyy?". So right before it happens, she says that it's going to come out and that she's not pissing on me. I'm like, "WTF!?" and just as she says that..........all over me. Wasn't weird, per se, just first time experiencing it.

[alwaystrippin]

haha oi dude i was in the same boat as u once too...

i was like wtf is this bitch takin a piss during sex or wat!

but god dam it makes u feel proud

[pogmoasal1]

the first time i rubed one out.
come on that was wierd for everyone.
its like what the fuck? that feels really good. hey what the fuck is that? o man its real good i have to do that more often
and now my hands are hairy and i cant see

[yoda]

the first time i rubed one out.
come on that was wierd for everyone.
its like what the fuck? that feels really good. hey what the fuck is that? o man its real good i have to do that more often
and now my hands are hairy and i cant see

the first time i jacked off, i stopped right before cumming cause it was too overwhelming

[poorprincess]

The first time me and my bf practiced sadism on eachother, I sure as hell wasn't expecting to have a full on orgasm from pain.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

when i was about 9 or 10 when i hung upside down off the monkey bars
i wouldnt even call it an orgasam, it was a rush of pleasure though.

lol

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

First time I rubbed one out stoned. Took forever and by the end I got it on my fucking ceiling...you have NO idea what a pain in the ass it is to clean cum off your ceiling while high and nude!

[ilovebecky]

First time I rubbed one out stoned. Took forever and by the end I got it on my fucking ceiling...you have NO idea what a pain in the ass it is to clean cum off your ceiling while high and nude!

hahahahah thats hilariuous!!...and my girlfriend thinks im a squirter...

[friendowl]

my first nut was the weird one
i never felt so much physical sensations before
after that day me and my penis became best friends

[orangeman]

The weirdest time was when I was watchin porn and I thought some one was coming down the hallway so I tucked everything back in, I guess I was so far gone that I couldnt stop it from happening..lets just say I had to change :p.

[minnesota man]

I jerked it for the first time in the utility closet on the floor. Wow, that was unforgetable.

[TheLion]

The craziest one I ever had was when I came with out touching myself. It took like an hour and I can only attempt it when I'm stoned out of my mind. Pretty intense experience.

[Jahangir 420]

Weirdest orgasm? well not so long ago right when i busted a nut, the cum shot up so fucking high lol and started to hit me in my face, i had cum all over my own face and left hand lmao, it felt so good though so i couldnt just LET GO you know lol but yeh it was crazy, had to put the shirt in the laundry right away

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Well, the wierdest wasn't one I had. It was actually the first time I experienced a woman squirting. We're in the middle of things and the moans turn into "Oh...ohhhhhh....Ohhhhhhhh" and I'm like, "What's wrong?". So she says she's about to cum and I'm like, "Okayyyyyy?". So right before it happens, she says that it's going to come out and that she's not pissing on me. I'm like, "WTF!?" and just as she says that..........all over me. Wasn't weird, per se, just first time experiencing it.
haha, i've been in the same boat as u, my friend. I wasn't really warned tho, but luckily i knew wut was happening, so i didn't think she was pissing on me...

[Miss Goody Two Shoes]

weirdest orgasm i ever had was 10 months ago.
this gorgeous young redhead was going down on me, and during my orgasm i made the weirdest funniest sounds with my voice.
i had no control over it.

[Pride]

Long ago I was jerking it in the bath tub and it almost hit the ceiling. I was like WOAH THAT SHOT UP FAR!!!
lol!

[james420]

a couple years ago i was dating this girl and i wasnt allowed to smoke pot. i did anyway, and one night i was over at my buddies house passing the bong and i was trashed. very badly. she knew what i was up to and called me crying and screaming like she was in pain. she wasnt saying anything, just screaming and crying. i was so blazed i had no idea what was going on, if i should be scared or worried or what. so i raced home and when i got there she wasnt crying or anything, she had candles going, and she just went at me. im blazed out of my skull. i thought she was hurt or something and the next thing i knew we were having sex. no conversation or discussion at all.
weird night.